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TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 02:14 PM

I Have An Incredible Marketing Opportunity For Webmasters With The Bunny Ranch-
 
OK-

So here is the deal.
I have the exclusive agreeent to sell three banner spots in rotation on the http://www.bunnyranch.com website.

This is a great branding opportunity for the right affiliate programs to get mainstream exposure to YOUR website-

In case you didn't know The Bunny Ranch has a new special that is the highest rated tv program on HBO called "CATHOUSE" the series
There will be 13 episodes shown throughout the Summer
Plugs of bunnyranch.com wil be mentioned on the show

Dennis Hof, owner of th Bunny Ranch will be on Howard Stern next Thursday with his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss-
It will be a plugest for the bunnyranch website-

Not too mention other deals in the works include a special for US Military coming home from Iraq and chartering a private plane to Reno with Geraldo to get laid-
Current Affair will be doing huge press on this.

Dennis does 5 radio shows each morning before most of you get out of bed.

He is the PT Barnum of pussy.

OK so what makes this deal sweeter?

If you step up and buy a banner ad on http://www.bunnyranch.com for $2500

You will also get a VIP comp card to the Bunnyranch and you'll be "carte blanche" meaning, you can enjoy staying in one of their VIP houses on property, dine with the ladies, and even get laid as part of this comp!

You'll get to see what it's truly like living on the ranch!

Interested parties should email me at [email protected]

The mob will be sending a lucky webmaster as well in the coming months...stay tuned for tha promotion as well!

HIT ME UP
Banners will sell fast - we did this 2 yrs ago when Cathouse originally aired and had companies like Python and Vivid buy banner spots

Now I am making this open to anyone who wishes to get more exposure to their website

Pimp Pimp Hooray buy a Banner on Bunnyranch.com today!

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 02:17 PM

PS I have been to the Ranch and it's a fun time!
I must also say that Bunnyranch will NOT fly anyone out-

That cost is paid for by the affiliate or company buying the banner-
This is a great promotion as well for some of your better webmasters who send traffic!!! :pimp

Sarah_Jayne 06-23-2005 02:21 PM

they are the focus of a reality tv show on the BBC that runs most late night on BBC 3 called 'The Brothel'. I always wonder how much extra UK trade that brings them.

CJTraffic 06-23-2005 02:24 PM

I met Dennis and the crew out there 4 years ago and I will absolutely endorse anything the "Pimpmaster General" is doing. Congrats to Dennis and you, kBizzle.

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic
I met Dennis and the crew out there 4 years ago and I will absolutely endorse anything the "Pimpmaster General" is doing. Congrats to Dennis and you, kBizzle.

awesome big thumbs up to you!

I have sold one banner to more to go!

V_RocKs 06-23-2005 02:32 PM

Another KBizzle Production in full force. Fuck tha haters!

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs
Another KBizzle Production in full force. Fuck tha haters!


FUCK ALL THE HATERS

I GOT TWO BANNERS WAITING

BUELLER?
BUELLER?

High Plains Drifter 06-23-2005 02:52 PM

I'm holding out for the Old Bridge promotion.

DWB 06-23-2005 02:54 PM

Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation. :2 cents:

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation. :2 cents:


AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

DWB 06-23-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

:1orglaugh Shiiiiiit... i LOVE whores!!!!! God bless every last one of them. If I were a chick, I'd sell my ass.

MikeHawk 06-23-2005 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
AHAHAHAHA!

That is the best thing ever posted on this porn chatboard
LOL!

Daymn.................. :upsidedow

J$tyle$ 06-23-2005 03:18 PM

Here we go again!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

tranza 06-23-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Sorry KB... I can not condone or promote anything that has to do with such activities as prostitution and/or other forms of female exploitation. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
they are the focus of a reality tv show on the BBC that runs most late night on BBC 3 called 'The Brothel'. I always wonder how much extra UK trade that brings them.

A FUCKING BOATLOAD
I just spoke to Dennis
He'll be on Stern again in July after next Thursday!

And he gets a lot of clients that fly in from the UK

Lensman 06-23-2005 03:38 PM

Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

use the http://
I have to talk to him about that

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 03:55 PM

http://www.bunnyranch.com/

FilthyRob 06-23-2005 03:55 PM

Looks like a good project KB

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 03:57 PM

Lens
Buy a banner and you can send Ramos to get laid!

Or we can send you and I won't tell anyone..

:1orglaugh

TheGoldenChild 06-23-2005 05:42 PM

Virtumike??

Juicy??


hellllllllllllloooooooooooooo

RevSand 06-23-2005 06:15 PM

BTW.. While checking out the site be sure to notice in the "scrapbook" section the pics from last years playersball including one of Dennis, Ron Jermey and D$.... Pretty fucking sweet...

TheGoldenChild 06-24-2005 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand
BTW.. While checking out the site be sure to notice in the "scrapbook" section the pics from last years playersball including one of Dennis, Ron Jermey and D$.... Pretty fucking sweet...

Yeah he took my pic of me and Houston down
:-((


I have ONE BANNER SPOT LEFT!!!
Hit me up kblatt AT adelphia dot NET

Sarah_Jayne 06-24-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
A FUCKING BOATLOAD
I just spoke to Dennis
He'll be on Stern again in July after next Thursday!

And he gets a lot of clients that fly in from the UK


I bet..it runs every damn night even though it has been cycled through many times over. Gives the BBC an excuse to show tits.

Last night they were at a pimp convention..lol. I like that one of his maddam type people is British...they sort of make her the anchor of the show.

serena sinn 06-26-2005 07:18 AM

Hey, Thanks for quoting me "I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy" on Lukeisback.com

I also really like doing anal, who wants to help me get a puppy?????

Walrus 06-26-2005 07:23 AM

Is this VIP card good for life?

Also, doesn't the UK have brothels? Why would they need to fly SIX THOUSAND MILES to a brothel where they can get escorts in the UK?

- Walrus

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by serena sinn
Hey, Thanks for quoting me "I'm doing anal so I can buy a puppy" on Lukeisback.com

I also really like doing anal, who wants to help me get a puppy?????

I think it was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time!

and you are cute!

MrIzzz 06-26-2005 07:29 AM

He is the PT Barnum of pussy.

i love it :1orglaugh :pimp

Cains 06-26-2005 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walrus
Also, doesn't the UK have brothels? Why would they need to fly SIX THOUSAND MILES to a brothel where they can get escorts in the UK?

- Walrus

Legal brothels.......Kind of

The UK has a really weird set of rules regarding the sale of sex, it's legal to sell it, it's legal to buy it, but it's illegal to advertise you sell it and it's illegal to claim a living off it (living off immoral earnings). So unless you plan approaching every woman in the UK offering them money for sex, it's difficult to legally do it.

However, a wonderful site like ScoreRatings lets you look through a directory of UK escorts and you can book them, nothing illegal there :pimp

Basic_man 06-26-2005 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
Redirects to http://www.nv50.com/

?

Yeah, I was getting the same error :(

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 12:38 PM

I have one banner spot left!
Deadline is Tuesday morning

Get at me if you want it-

K Blatt@ adelphia dot net

NaughtyRob 06-26-2005 12:42 PM

Whores are a good thing, but even better when you fuck them on film.
:winkwink:

Bigfuck 06-26-2005 12:46 PM

If I where going to US this year I would sooooget one:)

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigfuck
If I where going to US this year I would sooooget one:)

I had a "comp"
I had three at one time
I had to go to Urgent Care the next day for a hernia

:-))

FUCK DISNEYLAND
The BUNNY RANCH
IS
THE
HAPPIEST
PLACE
ON
EARTH
:pimp

justsexxx 06-26-2005 12:51 PM

edit: nevermind

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
edit: nevermind

I can discuss another option that will MAKE YOU JUMP AT THE CHANCE if whores aren't your thing-
and IMHO it's even better

760.525.4496

justsexxx 06-26-2005 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I can discuss another option that will MAKE YOU JUMP AT THE CHANCE if whores aren't your thing-
and IMHO it's even better

760.525.4496

You are fast ok:)

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
You are fast ok:)

I have to be
I am not retired yet-

I need to hustle and work my ass off
It's beautiful outside, I should be playing golf
BUT I CHOOSE to sit here and help webmasters make money instead-

:-))

pornguy 06-26-2005 12:57 PM

Wish that I could jump on that one. but just have all my cash tied up on something else.

TheGoldenChild 06-26-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Wish that I could jump on that one. but just have all my cash tied up on something else.

To have a BANNER on a website that gets a lot of mainstream attention -
A VIP card and complimentary stay / "party"

for as little as $83 a day?

It's insane not to jump on this-
for the record I have had to turn down a few clients because their product was considered too hardcore or racy for the site.


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