Your favorite quote from THE SIMPSONS???
 

"How come I can't get no tang round here?"
--Homer

"I dress myself"
--Ralph Wiggam

Homer : Marge, she's going to narc on our stash.
Marge : We don't HAVE a stash.
Homer : No, of course not.

Marge, its called UTER-US not UTER-YOU

i just like maggie sucking...hehe

"...you'll have to speak-up, I'm wearing a towel..." -- :1orglaugh


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Homer: "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe)

Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Homer: "Save me, Jeebus!"

Homer: "I'm not NOT licking toads."

Both from same episode.

Ahhhh....hogfat

"Ahhhh....hogfat" Homer

Halloween special the moment when grandpa Simpson runs into the room holding a wooden spoke and yelling "We MUST KILL THE BOY!", someone replies that Yes, Bart is a vampire!, then grandpa screams and runs back out in panic! :)
and of course the "tompsons" episode when Homer scares Bart to death twice in 10 seconds, first time running into the room with a big knife and red-glowing eyes asking if he wants some brownies before he falls into sleep, and the second time with a ski mask and his new chainsaw! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.


Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.


They have the Internet on computers, now?

Ummmm.... donuts
Ummmm.... Beer


"Got to Finish Ham"
Homer eating spoiled meat

I didn't get rich writting a bunch of checks

"DOH" seems to work for me.

It might be, "It tastes like burning" - Ralph wiggam

Yea, any from Ralph Wiggum:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
"I bent my wookie."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"
"I found a moonrock in my nose!"
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
"My cat's name is Mittens"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies... "
"When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. "
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
"Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."
"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."

Excelent - Mr Burns

Kat-sup
Ketch-up

~Mr. Burns

When Ralph was covered in fake blood. "I look like cable TV."

operator: I'm sorry the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keyboardwith your palm.... now"

Stupid like a fox!

Those are priceless, thanks!

Stupid like a fox!

hommer: "Sweet Sweet Donuts"
signa long :"You can't make friends with salad! you can't make friends with salad!"

"The doctor said I'd have less nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there":

"Friends, family, religion - these are the demons you must slay in order to succeed"
- Mr. Burns

Homer: "Donuts...is there anything they can't do?"

When Burns and Smithers think they are about to die....

Smithers: "I...I love you, Mr. Burns."
Burns: "Thank you, Smithers, for making my last moments on earth socially awkward."

"This lass could use a bit of grounds-keepin'. AAAAAACH! It's Willie!"

--Groundskeeper Willie

I bent my wookie - ralph

"Homer you just fell on Aerosmith!"

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Bart to Lisa. " Don't take that tone with me young lady or you will taste the back of my hand "

Holy shit, never seen that one. Maybe

gotto love the simpsons

Homer to Bart and Lisa:
"Well kids, you did your best but still failed. So what's the lesson here? That's right, never even try.

I'm wondering what this scene was about, but something tells me I don't wanna know :upsidedow

I LOVE SIMPSONS!

Hilarious when ned is going skiing and wearing spandex his ass is all muslce and homer is freaked out ned says "It's like i'm wearing nothing at all" keeps playing in homers head with ned's ass shaking lol.. too funny not sure if i described it well tho!