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Paraskass 05-30-2005 03:02 PM

Your penis. How do you position it?
 
Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?


My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

Harmon 05-30-2005 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?


My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

Ditto :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TDF 05-30-2005 03:04 PM

gheyyyyy

guschi2k 05-30-2005 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Do you have it hanging to the left?
..............
My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

same here :thumbsup


and FYI...TDF's rests over his left shoulder + he's right handed :upsidedow

Paraskass 05-30-2005 03:09 PM

ok, so as of right now we have 3 right handers that position it to the left....

come on lefties, what do you do?

TurboAngel 05-30-2005 03:10 PM

I don't have one thanks for asking.


:winkwink:

mardigras 05-30-2005 03:11 PM

I'm ambidextrous... I'm all over the place :upsidedow

Violetta 05-30-2005 03:16 PM

hangs to the left, and Im right handed

kernelpanic 05-30-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel
I don't have one thanks for asking.


:winkwink:

pics please

kernelpanic 05-30-2005 03:18 PM

I'm right handed, and mine hangs to the left

Nysus 05-30-2005 03:19 PM

I use mine as a kickstand.

Matt

Muff 05-30-2005 03:19 PM

Righty and to the left.

alexg 05-30-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky
hangs to the left, and Im right handed

same here

Nysus 05-30-2005 03:22 PM

Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

Matt

VicD 05-30-2005 03:33 PM

i'll wrap it around my waist

alexg 05-30-2005 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nysus
Everyone, you do realize, if you're right handed, you likely jerked off initially with your right hand while you were growing, therefore putting a curve to the right on the shaft of your penis, therefore displacing balance, which is why it would hang in the opposite direction; left.

Matt

then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason :(

bllott 05-30-2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraskass
Do you have it hanging to the left?
Do you have it hanging to the right?
Or do you have it dropping straight down because you wear baggy pants?

Also, are you left handed or right handed?


My penis is always resting to the left and I am right handed. I'm curious about a possible correlation.

thanks.

right handed and to the left means that you jerk off with your hand
you should consider switching hands or jerking off with your left hand to make it go to the right eventually so that its' in the middle evened out

JD 05-30-2005 03:42 PM

i tuck mine into my left sock

opflix 05-30-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
then how would you explain my case? I'm right handed, and I only masturbate with my LEFT hand, and my penis hangs to the left.

I know... I was born in Ukraine in the year chernobyl disaster happened.. this must be the reason :(



right-handed, masturbate-left, hang right .... damn, it sounds like i'm giving directions to the move theater or something... :eek7




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bdld 05-30-2005 03:53 PM

between my legs and it rests in my anus.

Michaelious 05-30-2005 03:53 PM

i position it wherever she wants it lol

Rob 05-30-2005 03:55 PM

Up. Hard.

TurboAngel 05-30-2005 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kernelpanic
pics please

There are pics here some where.
:upsidedow

MBS Auto 05-30-2005 04:23 PM

Left!!!..................

sniperwolf 05-30-2005 04:46 PM

lol.. i can't believe you guys are discussing this....

want to see some proof!!!

Pete-KT 05-30-2005 04:47 PM

Right handed and it hangs to the left or straight down

Centurion 05-30-2005 05:15 PM

right to right

Stacey_JoinRightNow 05-30-2005 05:23 PM

i'll keep an eye on this thread :)

Nicky 05-30-2005 05:29 PM

im right handed and I have it hanging to the left

Basic_man 05-30-2005 05:31 PM

I always get it on the left of my pants :D

Kristian 05-30-2005 05:34 PM

Mine is always hanging 2 inches from the floor.

Dailydiapers 05-30-2005 05:36 PM

You have to have it pointing down, or your diaper will leak )

Spunky 05-30-2005 05:37 PM

I strap it to my left leg

Fuckin Bill 05-30-2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
i tuck mine into my left sock

Best answer in this thread. :)

reynold 05-30-2005 05:45 PM

I'm using it as my belt...

Vitasoy 05-30-2005 06:30 PM

Where ever it hangs... left or right

Terry 05-30-2005 06:31 PM

to the left, right handed.

Illicit 05-30-2005 06:47 PM

right handed, to the right


does that make me ghey ?

xXxtreme2005 05-30-2005 06:57 PM

Mind hides inside like a turtle going into his shell! :(

Satisfaction 05-30-2005 07:19 PM

hangs to the right and im right handed


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