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SL|M! 05-23-2005 10:33 AM
Best cancellation request ever
 
Dear WhoreAbuse,

Hello, my name is Joshua G**** and I am requesting my membership be
cancelled. Unfortunately, I was recently involved in an accident and
have lost the majority of my penis. As you can easily understand, I
have no need to continue my membership. Please ensure that my my
account doesnt auto renew on my next billing date. Thank you.

Login: ****
Password: *****

Thanks again, and please be understanding as I merge onto the road of
healing. The doctors are optimistic.

Sincerely,


Joshua

:1orglaugh

micke 05-23-2005 10:34 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Meta Ridley 05-23-2005 10:34 AM
Haha sense of humor

Spunky 05-23-2005 10:35 AM
Geez..poor guy :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 05-23-2005 10:35 AM
pics.... ?

Harmon 05-23-2005 10:36 AM
Yikes... I am wincing as I type this. Sad story...

Dalai lama 05-23-2005 10:36 AM
Send him a card :1orglaugh

Furious_Male 05-23-2005 10:36 AM
What a smart ass. Well at least he asked politely :1orglaugh

SL|M! 05-23-2005 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
pics.... ?

lemme ask him!

Bansheelinks 05-23-2005 10:37 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

omyfuckingawd!

:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh

XxXotic 05-23-2005 10:38 AM
that sucks, least he's optimistic about it

Manowar 05-23-2005 10:40 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sickkittens 05-23-2005 10:46 AM
At least teh guy was pretty open about it.

Sosa 05-23-2005 10:46 AM
lol hope that isn't true

DWB 05-23-2005 10:47 AM
damn. that would suck more than anything has ever sucked before.

nofx 05-23-2005 10:49 AM
haha send him a free bottle of penis pills

manne 05-23-2005 10:49 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 10:51 AM
tell him you dont believe him and you need pics for prove :)

Basic_man 05-23-2005 10:51 AM
Mouhahaha, this guy deserve a free lifetime membership :D

SetTheWorldonFire 05-23-2005 10:52 AM
let it rebill again :thumbsup

WiredGuy 05-23-2005 10:53 AM
He deserves a free month for that, lol.
WG

Fake Nick 05-23-2005 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SetTheWorldonFire
let it rebill again :thumbsup


thats the spirit !! ! , and might I suggest you DOUBLE bill him each month :1orglaugh :pimp

College Downtime 05-23-2005 10:55 AM
Thats fuckin money better than most of the hate mail i get haha

xclusive 05-23-2005 10:56 AM
lol that's classic

Nightwind 05-23-2005 10:56 AM
I hope all you haters lose your penis :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EZRhino 05-23-2005 10:56 AM
good one :thumbsup

seeric 05-23-2005 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by micke
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you gotta be kidding me.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Honez 05-23-2005 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nofx
haha send him a free bottle of penis pills
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tranza 05-23-2005 10:59 AM
Hahahahahahaha...

Why did he wrote that?

afx 05-23-2005 11:01 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
amazing

Manny The Freak 05-23-2005 11:05 AM
Yo get his number so that I can use him as a stunt cock for my site.

SL|M! 05-23-2005 11:30 AM
u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

boner 2.0 05-23-2005 11:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SL|M!
u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LittleSassy 05-23-2005 11:36 AM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

UniversalPass Pete 05-23-2005 11:38 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cassie 05-23-2005 11:48 AM
that has to be one of the best bullshit emails i have read in a while. :thumbsup

Trax 05-23-2005 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SL|M!
u guys are to funny!!

Name : Timothy ****
Email : ****
Message : Dear WhoreAbuse,

As I hear it, one of your customers recentley lost his penis. This is tragic. I however, recentley gained a prosthetic penis after a similar accident.

May I suggest that you give me his account for free, in memorial of this brave penis-less man. I promise I will fap extra hard just for him.

Sincerely
-Timothy ***
lol... thats why I love GFY

Greg MissionD 05-23-2005 11:59 AM
Give the guy a free membership, just cos he's funny.

HpicAnn 05-23-2005 12:21 PM
That was funny lol....

sicone 05-23-2005 12:24 PM
I wonder if by 'accident' he means marriage, that would be the end of use of his penis wouldn't it?


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