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SleazyDream 01-26-2005 11:32 PM

$500 prize for a Single Page Design for Ambush Interview
 
you guessed it - I'm turning Ambush interview into an archive site for the interview threads.

and since I can't design worth SHIT, I need your help. So I'm offering up $500 US for a single page design for ambush Interview. I know that's good money for an html page design, but to top it off, the designer gets to have credit on the bottom of the page (small plug)- REALIZE this site will get a LOT of webmaster traffic as it develops over time and that alone is worth 100X the prize money.

(yes I have the url ambushinterview.com)


here's a sample of what i got so far - yeah i know it sucks, i can't design worth shit- so I gave up and came here for help.

http://www.hjorleifson.com/apple/main.html

I want a left hand columb for the interviews which includes what i have there - the name, sites, links to gfy threads and links to fubar pics of the person- and on the right space to add text links to sponsers - and link trades. below that on the right i want space for he names of possible future ambushes - and i want like 10-30 people in the query for that.

the site has to be EXPANDABLE for the interviews as i intend to do one a day - which is 365 a year - over 3 years it's over 1000 entries. It ads up fast. I want it all on one page for now - once i get to over 100 interviews I'll add more pages. I want an html page - i can modify html daily - no php or other programing required. I can get this done at a later date if needed.

it has to be CLEAR - fast loading (i prefer html to graphical) and look VERY crisp and cool.


banner advertising space on the top and bottom would be cool too under the title.


I'll end this Sunday night Jan- midnight pacific time. entries have to be posted to this thread to count.

winner will have to sign over ALL creative rights to the design to receive prize money.


I make the rules - I can change the rules anytime I want to anything I want.

TheMob 01-26-2005 11:34 PM

base it on some blog script

WiredGuy 01-26-2005 11:40 PM

Don't forget to get a good domain name to go with this!
WG

Juicy D. Links 01-26-2005 11:42 PM

http://www.gl4l.com/images/nym.jpg


Thats Eliteeeeeeeeeeeeee

SleazyDream 01-26-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Don't forget to get a good domain name to go with this!
WG


you mean don't forget to LOCK the domaign name :1orglaugh


which I'm doing right now as I see fucking dotster DIDN'T lock it even though I told them to.


ambushinterview.com is the url

JulianSosa 01-26-2005 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Don't forget to get a good domain name to go with this!
WG

(yes I have the url ambushinterview.com)


:)

Tanker 01-26-2005 11:48 PM

Scott busted out HTML!! nice :)

Donny 01-26-2005 11:50 PM

Yeah, do it just like a blog. Then daily post your first post just as it appears on GFY and give a link to the thread for responses.

SleazyDream 01-26-2005 11:51 PM

if i wanted a generic BLOG i'd do that, duuuuuuuuuuuuu


i want something origional.


dumbasses

Donny 01-26-2005 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
if i wanted a generic BLOG i'd do that, duuuuuuuuuuuuu


i want something origional.


dumbasses


How fucking original do you think a few lines of text per day can be?

SleazyDream 01-26-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
How fucking original do you think a few lines of text per day can be?

dont' even get me started on how fucking stupid you are.

GiantGnome 01-26-2005 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
if i wanted a generic BLOG i'd do that, duuuuuuuuuuuuu


i want something origional.


dumbasses

awesome idea making it into a site!

Donny 01-26-2005 11:55 PM

I do recommend writing each new update in word and running the spell check on it before posting, too. :)

Donny 01-26-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
dont' even get me started on how fucking stupid you are.


Says the man who couldn't even spell his own nationality in one thread. LOL.

Sleazy, your ego cracks me up sometimes.

media 01-27-2005 12:09 AM

Hot stuff!!!

Can't wait to see the final product Sleazy..

Justfuckedmyself 01-27-2005 01:13 AM

Not sure if im on the right track here...but I thought i'd give it a shot. Just a quick photoshop comp.

http://www.jcgraphicdesign.com/xxx/a...view_index.jpg

SleazyDream 01-27-2005 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justfuckedmyself
Not sure if im on the right track here...but I thought i'd give it a shot. Just a quick photoshop comp.

http://www.jcgraphicdesign.com/xxx/a...view_index.jpg


i'm thinking 2 columbs - not three, but open to ideas

good first attempt

WiredGuy 01-27-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
you mean don't forget to LOCK the domaign name :1orglaugh


which I'm doing right now as I see fucking dotster DIDN'T lock it even though I told them to.


ambushinterview.com is the url


I can't believe you'd trust Dotster after what happened with your other domain!
WG

SleazyDream 01-27-2005 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I can't believe you'd trust Dotster after what happened with your other domain!
WG

i want to transfer everything over in one lot to a new register

Rui 01-27-2005 10:19 AM

SleazyDream - how many people you got so far for this contest?

SleazyDream 01-27-2005 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
SleazyDream - how many people you got so far for this contest?


only entry so far is above

Rui 01-27-2005 10:28 AM

one other question, don't you want a script to include the news and make the output on fly or you got that part covered?

postTopic 01-27-2005 11:18 AM

cool contest :1orglaugh

split-joel 01-27-2005 11:21 AM

Hey hows it going? Id be intrested in designing you a page. You can reach me on my cell @ 858 837-2734 or email me at [email protected] It will take me 1-2 dyas to get the design ready, ill start right away if and when u contact me.

cayne 01-27-2005 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
http://www.gl4l.com/images/nym.jpg


Thats Eliteeeeeeeeeeeeee


haha...seriously! :>

fr8 01-27-2005 11:30 AM

im going to see about busting out some time to make an attempt at this.

Skn_Designs 01-27-2005 12:26 PM

cool contest, I'll give it a shot....

Sleazy, do u want the vertical size fixed to 800 or something else or by percentage?

And you said on top you want the interview-overview on the left the interviews in the middle and some place for referrers on the right...so that are three colums...or did i understand something wrong?


:thumbsup

Skn_Designs 01-27-2005 01:21 PM

ok...read through again...understood now... :winkwink:

groark 01-27-2005 01:25 PM

I forwarded this URL to some guys I know maybee they'll get their hands on this..

Skn_Designs 01-27-2005 02:01 PM

ok...here's my first one...

fully expandable.... more the "tech style"...don't know if u like that....

http://www.seekaa.com/samples/ambush/design_1.gif


movin on :thumbsup

DarkJedi 01-27-2005 02:03 PM

I suggest FletchXXX.
I love his "webmaster site" designs.

jawanda 01-27-2005 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split-joel
Hey hows it going? Id be intrested in designing you a page. You can reach me on my cell @ 858 837-2734 or email me at [email protected] It will take me 1-2 dyas to get the design ready, ill start right away if and when u contact me.

Goddamn you can't even read ... not a little bit ... but you can design webpages?

That's fuckin' Incredible!!! Are you a trained chimp or something?

Man the things they do with technology these days ... just amazing ...

-p

Fletch XXX 01-27-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
I suggest FletchXXX.
I love his "webmaster site" designs.

hey man, thanks.

sleazy, if its not too late, hell i might just take a shot at it

:winkwink:

Skn_Designs 01-27-2005 02:11 PM

Sometimes people don't know what "contest" & "prize" means....

JFK 01-27-2005 02:12 PM

Nice Idea Sleazy !!!!

Rui 01-27-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawanda
Goddamn you can't even read ... not a little bit ... but you can design webpages?

That's fuckin' Incredible!!! Are you a trained chimp or something?

Man the things they do with technology these days ... just amazing ...

-p

Hahaha...funny and sad at the same time

Skn_Designs 01-27-2005 03:01 PM

Next one...a little fuzzier....
remember colors can be easily changed to your needs!!


http://www.seekaa.com/samples/ambush/design_2.gif


:thumbsup

Fletch XXX 01-27-2005 03:09 PM

here ya go Sleazy.

http://www.fletchxxx.com/ambush-interview/

i've worked with you in the past, so you know we can tweek things or change whatever it is you want.

just let me know.

cheers

i made a 468x60 and a 120x60 to fill in sponsor space as well. enjoy

tenderobject 01-27-2005 03:30 PM

bump! i'll try to make some enrties

jawanda 01-27-2005 03:50 PM

Here ya go Sleazydream, a little something I threw together for ya. Let me know if you'd like to see any changes, just noticed that I forgot the top and bottom ad space so I'll add that in when I get back tonight. Let me know what ya think!

http://www.hellsafeporn.com/sleazy1.jpg

-Phil


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