The Return of Lorenzo Lamas.
 

How are you kids doing? I hope keeping out of trouble.

That has got to be the most disgusting picture I have ever seen in my life.

:321GFY

I hope you die of cancer.

What is it with you kids nowadays?

:disgust

You sir, have been goatse'd.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by that, but at least you showed the respect to show me sir.

Goatse is an internet legend. It's possibly the first shock site on the internet. The original domain name was goatse.cx (figure that one out), but it was recently shut down by the christmas islands domain registry. So now its back as goat.cx

Before you can claim to be a true internet user, you have to have seen goatse.

I am not online as much as you kids seem to be. I have something called a job. That job title is 'professional actor'. I suggest you children fill out a few applications, if you're old enough that is.

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graphicsbytia, does honeyslut still come to this message baord?

I already answered your question in your other thread, but I'll repost it for you here:

I see her post here occasionaly

I know her more from Netsurprise though, that's where she started posting when she was new

btw.. I just did a little research on you.. you really are Lorenzo Lamas aren't you.. what are you doing making such a fool of yourself on an adult webmaster board?

No offense intended.. just wondering

If you did any research on here then you know that I am the real deal. I got a little worn out answering everyone's questions having to deal with Renegade, Falcon Crest, and all the other apperances I have done over the years, both on screen and off.

I didn't remember my password to my old gofuckyourself account so I just made this one, but rest assured, it's me.

I don't doubt it's you at all.. it's easy to verify it.. I just wonder why you come here?

I second that question.

If you read what I said before, then you already know the answer to your question.

well I don't read ALL your threads.. a few were enough.. so tell me.. why?

Truth be known, you didn't do any research on me, like you said you did.

I am not going to ask any more questions. I made that mistake before.

If you don't know why I am here, then maybe you don't need to know whay I am here.

The research I did was on who you were.. not why you're here.. and hey.. if you just want to be a smartass instead of having a conversation, then so be it

Lorenzo is doing research for his next role:winkwink:

really.. that's interesting

Ok, Barbara Walters - I am here because I had someone that created my website from here and they told me about this place and I posted here a few months ago. Do not be thretened by my presence here. Relax.

do you feel threatened by this group? Is that why you act the way you do.. this is what interests me most actually

No, Barbara, I do not. I am sure there are those that would wish that though.

ok... then why do you act so defensively? There are some very nice people here and I'm sure they'd be willing to have a decent conversation with you if you weren't so contrary

Is it wrong of me not to be impressed by a celebrity I've never heard of just because they're allegedly a celebrity? Have I failed my televison generation?

I am fine Lorenzo. How are you? And why dont you make your sig clickable? Link it to something nice...:)

I am acting defensively because of the offensive behavior I encountered the last time I was here.

how does it feel to be so in love.....with yourself?

but it's not wise to throw the baby out with the bath water now is it?

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

I hope you do.

my thread is way better

does anybody "throw" water out anymore? or babies for that matter.

Now see? Right there.. did I deserve that comment? No I didn't

If you just want to bash people here.. then why are you surprised at being bashed yourself?

and i was kind enough to post in your return of lorenzo lamas thread... and you couldn't even post in my return of sonofsam thread to boost my ego too ?

A lame ass (no pun intended) attempt there.

There you go again..

hon.. you're rude and childish.. and I'm not trying to bash you by saying that.. it's the truth.

Now I'm starting to think you just come here to stir things up because you're bored..

and the researching for a role.. I don't believe that for a minute.. you aren't learning anything that I can see

You sound like you have just had one too many tonight. Just go to bed.

I'd rather be talking to your dad to be honest :winkwink:

It's hard to believe you're his son

and btw.. I don't drink or do drugs.. that'd be foolish