Place your bets: Who is gonna PRETEND they are a High Roller in Vegas when their NOT
 

Who do you think is going to go to Vegas trying to impress the GFY crowd and pretend they are some high roller when the people with a clue know they are in fact not.

Place your bets on who the wannabe High roller's will be this year.

Does it really matter?

Battuss

Does it really matter in the sence that there are people dying in Africa from hunger and here we are talking about petty message board stuff? No

Does it matter in the sence that it will be funny and amusing to see people trying to be someone they really are not? Yes

This vote really suprises me considering how beloved Battus is on this board!

If I end up coming I am gonna act like I am the biggest swinging dick in the entire fucking joint. Why not? Someone might buy it. And I may be able to exploit that relationship for money if that be the case. Hell that's how half the "high rollers" got to where they are now isn't it?:glugglug

I'll show these homos what a high roller is when I play the nickel slots and load that fucker up...all 5 coins baby!

bling bling, you damn monkeys

You ain't afraid to admit the truth. Props on that dawg.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm not gonna gamble a penny :)

Ok. I was just asking. Why Africa? People are dying in the US and everywhere else too.

I know what he makes ... don't start a pissing match cauz you MIGHT loose it ... he's not making 2 mills a year but he's good enough :)

No more gambling for me..

As of 2 weeks ago Ive quit..... For at least a good year or so until I can regroup...

Just too much heat..

High rollers have fun..

Vegas is gunna be all about liberation from gambling for me this trip.

Hopefully I can stay away...

awesome answer :1orglaugh

I can hear the craps tables now.

"...boooooooone proooooooone...........oh booooooooone prooooooooone.....c'mon bone........just one roll brotha.......99 to 1 on any craps boneprone...........just one roll is all it will take and you can WIN!!........"

ill have to see the odds before i bet:Graucho

Well Africa is usually a sweet spot in most people's hearts and an easy way to create symathy and shame in people by simply name dropping the magic word of "Africa".

You can basically win any argument by simply using the Africa card and tugging at your opponent's softer side. I mean who is going to argue FOR children dying? :winkwink:

Thanks, glad you like it :)
U gonna be in Vegas?

Funny story about that gambling though lol. I used to play a regular neighborhood poker game every saturday night. Nothing major but there would be $200 - $300 pots some nights depending on the game. Well the wife always said, "I don't understand how you can just blow that money on gambling, when we go to Vegas all I am gonna do is see shows and shop...fuck gambling"

We hadn't even left the Vegas airport and she was hitting me up for a 20 to get change for the slots. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By the sound of that story, you would think all women just use men for money. Oh wait, they actually do.

Yep :)

Luckly I dont play craps...

But I shit you not, in my sleep the BlackJack tables call me.

I can hear the dealers voice in my head adding numbers and see cards in my sleep..

Very strange..

But Very very very true..

Scarry...

Yeah that 4 shoe is the devil for sure.:feels-hot :feels-hot

Well I dont have to pretend to be a high roller now that I am making over 300 a month and if I could afford to go I would prove it :winkwink:

I like to sit back and watch all the wanna be high rollers...:1orglaugh

I don't know about being a "High Roller? but I come to Vegas with the plan on losing $2000 at the table. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to lose that, but I don't expect to come home with it.

BTW, when a company comes to the show and drops 10's of thousands, there's no pretending.

damn.. I am up 1500 in sports betting :Graucho

i'm not going to play a highroller.

i am a high roller.

i'm taking at least 35 dollars with me to vegas.


:thumbsup

im sure there will be plenty and seeing as i will not be there i will not be one of them

What happened to taking gambling money to vegas or paying the irs? Don't tell me you're still placing bets on the Trailblazers.

We'll have to troll for girls instead i guess.

It's all about the $5 tables for me! :1orglaugh

I will be there spending money like it ain't no thing... but not to impress any gfy twats, I know the real pimps I need to impress don't care about a message board!

btw battus is pimp too.

Fuck that. I'm starting on the $1-2 tables. If I do good then I'll move up!

I'm guessing it will be someone's feonsay .

I usually go as a Low Roller:glugglug

Bullshit.......every internext from the fist one you and I ran some tables, and this one will be no different bro.......see you in 2 weeks for some barefoot BlackJack:winkwink:

Yep, Once a gambler, always a gambler.

Hey Metadork, when can i send my traffic to your program with guaranteed payouts?

Or was it just 5 pages of bullshit?

Were you pretending to be a high roller maybe?

Shut it bitch.

I'm up for some high-rollin $5 craps.. Anyone want to join in?