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mahoney 11-30-2004 08:50 PM

What would you do if you caught your wife or GF cheating on you ?
 
and go.....

jact 11-30-2004 08:51 PM

I'd have to find a new lawyer before I could call one :(

Screaming 11-30-2004 08:52 PM

dude i would just leave, pack shit and hall ass, not point in fighting and acting out

HAPPYPEEKERS 11-30-2004 08:53 PM

Leave... No exceptions:2 cents:

tony286 11-30-2004 08:53 PM

tell them to leave they are now dead to me.

MikeHawk 11-30-2004 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
and go.....
Already did...happened to me in Malibu, hahahaha wife fucking the neighbor, walked out knowing I wasnt crazy, always suspected, thought I was going crazy......

Happy in a way...a big way...been a single dad for the past 7 years to an amazing little girl who is now 8.......she gave me life and that was it.

I walked out ..........and did nothing except not look back.:321GFY

mahoney 11-30-2004 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeHawk
Already did...happened to me in Malibu, hahahaha wife fucking the neighbor, walked out knowing I wasnt crazy, always suspected, thought I was going crazy......

Happy in a way...a big way...been a single dad for the past 7 years to an amazing little girl who is now 8.......she gave me life and that was it.

I walked out ..........and did nothing except not look back.:321GFY

ok come on mike you didn't inflict some emotional abuse ?
:winkwink:

Gheenz 11-30-2004 08:59 PM

Walking away is the smart and logical thing to do.

Remember that in a situation like that, time is your ally. Another way to put it: revenge is a dish best served cold. Get that whore back (but use your head)!

Joesho 11-30-2004 08:59 PM

give her one last facial before you go :winkwink:

MikeHawk 11-30-2004 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
ok come on mike you didn't inflict some emotional abuse ?
:winkwink:

yep...told her to look in the mirror at her ugly mug.....

Pretty on the outside..hahahaha in the inside.....:throwup

pornguy 11-30-2004 09:01 PM

If I caught them cheating together, then I would be so happy. BUt on me? Ha!

Triple 6 11-30-2004 09:03 PM

it would be a great excuse to fuck whoever the hell i want.

Spunky 11-30-2004 09:04 PM

If it was the wife...I would jump for joy and thank god somebody else can take care of her cheating ass..

shermo 11-30-2004 09:08 PM

I'd be gone so fast, her head would spin. No point in arguing or wasting energy.

RRRED 11-30-2004 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
and go.....
I would never cheat on you mahoney :winkwink:

Rankings 11-30-2004 09:13 PM

lose my mind

TonyL 11-30-2004 09:15 PM

Kill her and her lover and bury them in concrete under my jacuzzi.

MediumPimpin 11-30-2004 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
and go.....
Who cares I am fucking all her friends anyway :)

Steve 11-30-2004 10:24 PM

if it got to that point, I'd just blame myself

you keep your woman happy, she wont think of cheating

a sore pussy dont need new dick

kowntafit 11-30-2004 10:24 PM

Stand there and look at her for a while, stare her straight in the eyes so she feels like shit and then just walk straight out and probably get drunk.

datezonline 11-30-2004 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyL
Kill her and her lover and bury them in concrete under my jacuzzi.
:thumbsup

datezonline 11-30-2004 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
if it got to that point, I'd just blame myself

you keep your woman happy, she wont think of cheating

a sore pussy dont need new dick

because they dont have any integrity...leave for a week and the dirty hahahahas are at it

Goatse 12-01-2004 10:36 AM

Removing that person from your life (figuratively speaking) is the best revenge. No insults, no threats, no begging. You have to wallow alone in self-pity for a while, but at some point you realize that you're better off without a dishonest, back-stabbing, poisonous person like that in your life.

sternyduke 12-01-2004 11:07 AM

punch her in the face...j/k

if it were my girlfriend i'd just dump her.

if it was my wife i'd get it on record in hopes she won't get half my money from the evidence.

Jace 12-01-2004 11:09 AM

i would head home if I wasn't already there, pack up my shit and hit the road...fuck cheaters

beergood 12-01-2004 11:09 AM

I'd whip her fucking ass and then throw a guilt trip on her friends so I could fuck them to get back at her. I'd key her car. I'd tear up whatever she owned that I could get my hands on. Ruin her credit. write her number in bathroom stalls for blowjobs. Call her parents and tell them what a fucking whore they brought up.


for starters

Icon 12-01-2004 11:10 AM

Boston Steamers all around. Then ordering 120 pizzas and leaving. Muw-hahahahahahahah!

Phoenix 12-01-2004 11:12 AM

tell her to get the fuck out

and if i was married calla lawyer pronto..maybe try to take a few pics for evidence


prenup

mahoney 12-01-2004 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
I'd whip her fucking ass and then throw a guilt trip on her friends so I could fuck them to get back at her. I'd key her car. I'd tear up whatever she owned that I could get my hands on. Ruin her credit. write her number in bathroom stalls for blowjobs. Call her parents and tell them what a fucking whore they brought up.


for starters

Nice :1orglaugh I caught a girl cheating on me a few years ago and i threw all her shit out in the pouring rain :1orglaugh

who 12-01-2004 12:07 PM

I'd buy the guy a beer and welcome him to the Post-Op Tranny HIV Brotherhood.

Bama 12-01-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
I would never cheat on you mahoney :winkwink:


OHHHhhh... so you'd never cheat on Mahoney but I don't see ya standing up and stomping your feet in monogamous fashion for our relationship!

Hmm... wait!

Does the girl have to be faithful to a relationship that only exists in my mind?

:helpme

hehehehehehe

Doctor Dre 12-01-2004 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jact
I'd have to find a new lawyer before I could call one :(
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You wife is your lawlyer ?

Rich 12-01-2004 12:14 PM

I'd move to Panama and surround myself with cheap hookers 24/7.

The_Oracle_Porn 12-01-2004 12:14 PM

rape her

fris 12-01-2004 12:15 PM

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Doc911 12-01-2004 12:19 PM

I'd just walk away. Never look back. Let their own fears and paranoia consume them.

Its fun to watch them self destruct looking over thier shoulder waiting for something to happen.

oceania 12-01-2004 12:21 PM

hey girls aren't the only ones that cheat
found my husband went out and
found himself a good christian woman that agreed with him on everything

said good riddence to him

sean416 12-01-2004 12:24 PM

there's not much you can really do. :( getting mad doesnt help anything, so I'd just let her know how dissapointed I was and bounce.

RRRED 12-01-2004 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bama
OHHHhhh... so you'd never cheat on Mahoney but I don't see ya standing up and stomping your feet in monogamous fashion for our relationship!

Hmm... wait!

Does the girl have to be faithful to a relationship that only exists in my mind?

:helpme

hehehehehehe

Well your WIFE said that I didn't have to be monogamous :winkwink: What the hell are you up to these days? Where's my traffic???

NoCarrier 12-01-2004 12:26 PM

Don't disturb her, go in another room (making sure she didn't see you), call an escort then start fucking with the escort. It's going to be a friendly competition.


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