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Firehorse 07-26-2004 10:22 AM

Man wins lottery two days after divorce
 
An Indiana man has won a million dollars on a state lottery two days after divorcing his wife after he found her in bed with a neighbour.

The Hoosier Gazette says Randy Fletcher's sudden good luck came in a year which has so far seen him lose his wife, vintage car, and pet dog.

He found his wife Tara in bed with a neighbour when he came home from work feeling sick in January.

Then in March a deer ran into his 1956 Chevy, and in May his German Shepherd dog Molly was diagnosed with cancer and put down.

He thought he had lost his life savings when his divorce from Tara came through on July 15 after a four-year marriage.

But two days later he found he had won the million dollar jackpot in the lottery he had been taking part in twice a week for several years.

Fletcher, an electrician from Brownstown, said: "I was in complete shock for several hours.

"It took me several minutes to catch my breath. It was the most unbelievable and amazing feeling I have ever had, especially after all that had happened this year."

Although he will only take home 289,000 dollars, or 157,225 pounds, after going for the cash option and paying off taxes, he says he plans to use the money to buy a Harley Davidson, a new German Shepherd dog, and go on holiday to Cancun this winter.

Asked what advice he would give to others who were having a run of bad luck, he said: "Just keep plugging away. Sooner or later things will look up. I am a prime example of that."

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Fletch XXX 07-26-2004 10:24 AM

I would rent 6 escorts, pay extra to film me fucking all 6.

and mail that bitch the tape of the bitches and me rolling around in the money fucking.

Shoehorn! 07-26-2004 10:24 AM

It's great that he won, too bad the feds raped him of most of his winnings. :helpme

sexxxychat69 07-26-2004 10:28 AM

Finaly the little man won:2 cents:

Manowar 07-26-2004 10:29 AM

Karma owns :glugglug

hova 07-26-2004 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I would rent 6 escorts, pay extra to film me fucking all 6.

and mail that bitch the tape of the bitches and me rolling around in the money fucking.

hehe :thumbsup

kimzar 07-26-2004 10:30 AM

good story

macho 07-26-2004 10:31 AM

Double win!!! Freedom with money!!!:1orglaugh

Zerof8 07-26-2004 10:34 AM

congrats to that guy. That would never have happened to me because if i had a run of bad luck like that i dont think i would have the nerve to buy a lottery ticket, plus i would be in jail for shooting that bitch and my neighbor:2 cents:

born4porn 07-26-2004 12:30 PM

I hope he has a smile from ear to ear! :Graucho

Honeyslut 07-26-2004 01:05 PM

Wow ! Thanks for sharing It's nice to see that somebody gets a load of good luck after that run !


My lastest bad luck is in my sig !

alexg 07-26-2004 01:08 PM

wow

that's a double celebration :1orglaugh

gregtx 07-26-2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
It's great that he won, too bad the feds raped him of most of his winnings. :helpme

yeah but he gets "FREE" health insurance...:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

okny 07-26-2004 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
It's great that he won, too bad the feds raped him of most of his winnings. :helpme
Welcome to America :winkwink:

Evil1 07-26-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
An Indiana man has won a million dollars + Although he will only take home 289,000 dollars
Thats fucking pathetic.

Paul 07-26-2004 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
I would rent 6 escorts, pay extra to film me fucking all 6.

and mail that bitch the tape of the bitches and me rolling around in the money fucking.

haha !! Awesome :thumbsup

Dagwolf 07-26-2004 01:11 PM

Wow, it's the new American dream! :1orglaugh That's almost as good as that guy in New Jersey who found high-grade emeralds in his backyard.

SilverTab 07-26-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
It's great that he won, too bad the feds raped him of most of his winnings. :helpme
yeah no kidding!...they took like 70% of the million dollar! :helpme

iFliPcEss 07-26-2004 01:15 PM

that is what we called, wheels of fortune

LuckyS 07-26-2004 02:01 PM

double winner!!!
:)
really win-win situation- alone and free ...with full wallet of easy money and... Harley! I guess this guy took several nice months:))

Trafficbrokercom 07-26-2004 02:03 PM

:banana

gornyhuy 07-26-2004 02:07 PM

Man that fucking SUCKS that a million bucks comes out to less than $300k when all is said and done.

Aside from that, great story! Imagine if it had been the day BEFORE the divorce was final - she would get $150k!

sicone 07-26-2004 02:08 PM

Darwin wins again:thumbsup

cayne 07-26-2004 02:38 PM

lucky guy :)

tootie 07-26-2004 02:47 PM

In all fairness, the feds didn't take 70%. He chose the cash option instead of payments, which took a huge chunk of the million right there. Of course, taxes ate their fair share, for sure.

I'm happy for the guy. That's great that it happened after the divorce so his cheating wife couldn't get her dirty mitts on any of it. Hehe.

NoCarrier 07-26-2004 02:48 PM

I'd send my ex-wife a 1 cent check.

psyko514 07-26-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
In all fairness, the feds didn't take 70%. He chose the cash option instead of payments, which took a huge chunk of the million right there. Of course, taxes ate their fair share, for sure.
Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing. When you win a large lottery prize, they give you the option of taking the entire prize in yearly payments (for example, $50K a year for 20 years) or a lesser, lump sum cash prize.

baddog 07-26-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Fletcher, an electrician from Brownstown, said: "I was in complete shock for several hours.

occupational hazard

baddog 07-26-2004 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut


My lastest bad luck is in my sig !

I don't get it

jimmyf 07-26-2004 03:16 PM

I'm glad the man had some good luck, after the Stuff he went through.


bet he miss' s his dog more than his wife.

Trixie 07-26-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
In all fairness, the feds didn't take 70%. He chose the cash option instead of payments, which took a huge chunk of the million right there. Of course, taxes ate their fair share, for sure.

I'm happy for the guy. That's great that it happened after the divorce so his cheating wife couldn't get her dirty mitts on any of it. Hehe.

Exactly. Why did he choose the cash option, I wonder. Almost everyone here jumped to blame the government instead of the guy's choice. Sounds like he doesn't make good decisions but I guess it's still a cool story.

strobi 07-26-2004 03:47 PM

He will be down in the gutter in no time if he starts blowing his money out of the window. It keeps amazing me that people start spending when they have more money. Investing 250K$ in a nice 4plex will get you $$$ for the rest of your life:)

Floridiot 07-26-2004 03:51 PM

thats makes me so happy to hear the woman lost out... scratch one for the men

BigFish 07-26-2004 03:55 PM

Wow... look at all these stupid people who's blaming the government. Pathetic or should I say, typical. :1orglaugh

Mike AI 07-26-2004 03:55 PM

Good story!

:thumbsup

Verbal 07-26-2004 03:57 PM

I'd give my left nut to have seen the expression on the wife's face when she found out :1orglaugh

jwerd 07-26-2004 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Verbal
I'd give my left nut to have seen the expression on the wife's face when she found out :1orglaugh

WEBhottie 07-26-2004 04:22 PM

Nice story,well congat's to that guy who won the lottery, after the heartaches that he found out to his wife, I think he's the luckiest guy after all what happen ed to him.:1orglaugh

NoHassleSteve 07-26-2004 04:26 PM

Here's hoping he bought the ticket AFTER the divorce was finalized....

:321GFY

Jdoughs 07-26-2004 04:27 PM

Man i cant get past the part about the 56 Chevy...how tragic...wives can be replaced..but they dont make 56's no more...


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