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KRL 07-14-2004 05:40 PM

I Just Got Flashed By a Neighbor's Wife LOL
 
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

:Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Napolean 07-14-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

:Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

maybe she was flashing the dog? :winkwink:

BradM 07-14-2004 05:42 PM

*adds to list of blackmail material*

excellent

doober 07-14-2004 05:42 PM

nice, you gotta love those horny housewives!

:thumbsup

Spunky 07-14-2004 05:42 PM

She want's the lil KRL...go give her the salami :thumbsup

Sosa 07-14-2004 05:43 PM

she was just saying hi in her own way :thumbsup

KRL 07-14-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
maybe she was flashing the dog? :winkwink:
Thanks! :BangBang:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shermo 07-14-2004 05:43 PM

This thread is useless without pictures! :1orglaugh

StuartD 07-14-2004 05:44 PM

And the first thing you thought of was "dammit... I wish I had my camera!"

right? :winkwink:

polish_aristocrat 07-14-2004 05:44 PM

Maybe she knows you're the famous KRL :1orglaugh

IPK 07-14-2004 05:45 PM

Yeah right! More like you were sitting on a tree branch waiting for her to change!

KRL 07-14-2004 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
This thread is useless without pictures! :1orglaugh
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

:1orglaugh

Joesho 07-14-2004 05:48 PM

big titties?

Webby 07-14-2004 05:48 PM

KRL


Call the law - this obscene conduct can't be tolerated :1orglaugh

italianninja 07-14-2004 05:48 PM

why didnt you flash back? :1orglaugh

sickkittens 07-14-2004 05:51 PM

What? No pics? Next time bang her.

KRL 07-14-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by italianninja
why didnt you flash back? :1orglaugh
My dog lifted his leg and was doing a squirt at the time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wyldblyss 07-14-2004 05:51 PM

Take your bloody camera next time...sheesh

emthree 07-14-2004 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

:1orglaugh

Kindly go post the url to this thread on her door, so she can comment then post tittay pics. I think she's a naughty neighbour who knows what you do :Graucho

shermo 07-14-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

:1orglaugh

Time to look into purchasing some streetblowjobs glasses! You never know when you'll have the next photo op!

KRL 07-14-2004 05:55 PM

Have any of the gals here done something like this to tease a guy who was your neighbor who you knew?

Spunky 07-14-2004 05:56 PM

Get the construction worker rubbed out and go console her(if she's hot)

KRL 07-14-2004 05:56 PM

I think I'll go walk my dog again.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Actually heading out for dinner. See you guys later. :Graucho

KRL 07-14-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Get the construction worker rubbed out and go console her(if she's hot)
He's a contractor and 6' 4" at least. I'm only 5' 10".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

fatal attraction 07-14-2004 06:00 PM

She wants you! :Graucho

pure energy 07-14-2004 06:07 PM

next time test the theory without the dog ok...

OzMan 07-14-2004 06:22 PM

Always carry one of those slim Sony 5mp cameras in your pocket so you can get a quick shot with one hand while still holding the dog's leash.

You know like in that Steven Tyler commercial. :)

pornJester 07-14-2004 06:24 PM

Nice, you should walk the dog more often :banana

Jonathan Quarkschowski 07-14-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

I have similar phantasies when beating off, there is nothing wrong with you.

dirtysouth 07-14-2004 06:47 PM

Nice! Red wine does that to milfs. :Graucho

jimmyf 07-14-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
Yeah right! More like you were sitting on a tree branch waiting for her to change!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jade_dragon 07-14-2004 06:51 PM

maybe she has a thing for tempting guys and then watching her husband go into a jealous rage and beat the shit out of them.....

warlock667 07-14-2004 06:51 PM

Yeah, she probably thought you were being a perv peeping Tom.. She actually didn't see you til after she dropped the towel. Cops are stopping by right about now... :)

Pornwolf 07-14-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hmmm. Putting 2 and 2 together here now. A couple days ago she came out walking her dog in the morning same time as me wearing a pair of cutoffs and a tight t-shirt.

Her husband is a big rugged looking guy in the construction business though. Ouch.

:1orglaugh

I think it would be a good idea for you to just pretend you are Stevie Wonder and go blind when she walks by.

There's something about guys in the construction business that makes it a bad idea to fuck their wives.

xxxdesign-net 07-14-2004 07:01 PM

swingers

sumphatpimp 07-14-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Whoa. Its dusk here now and I was just walking my dog and the wife of one of my neighbors was standing near a 2nd floor bedroom window with just a towel wrapped around her. She was looking out, saw me with my dog, so I waved to say hi and she just smiled and then dropped her towel completely naked, and then closed her blinds laughing.

What's up with that sexy move?

Damn and she's a MILF style hottie too!!!

:Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good start for a movie, or a sexual fantasy.
what happened after the blinds closed?
did she get out her vibratior or dildo and retire to the bed to take care of business?
did KRL slip in the backdoor and finish what she started?
hmmmmmmm?
did the husband come home and catch them in the act?
were there shots fired?

I dare you people to build on this.
don't think you can do it.

reynold 07-14-2004 07:07 PM

there are lessons learned in there

1. Always bring your camera
2. your dog is hot...LOL
3. Your neighbor's wife does not get laid often
4 You can bang her next time!!!

BlueQuartz 07-14-2004 07:09 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

beemk 07-14-2004 07:09 PM

do you talk to her very often?

some girls get off on that kinda stuff?

KRL 07-14-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
do you talk to her very often?

some girls get off on that kinda stuff?

Just the usual quick neighbor type talk like Hi how are you and saying hello when dog walking.

I think women get friskier and more daring as they get older, especially if their husbands work long hours.

I would never even think about doing a neighbor's wife. That's just asking for trouble.


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