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poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:10 AM

FUck This Shit SPREAD4U.com are shaving like hell!
 
Fuckers.

9 THOUSAND hits so far this month and not a fucking sale?!?!?? 0.00 (that is zero.zero zero)

Is anyone else having this problem with these crooks?

I'm glad I'm in the domain leasing business.

:BangBang: :mad: :feels-hot :ak47:

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 12:12 AM

mental note - avoid poorwebmasters traffic - all hitbot

Paul Markham 05-21-2004 12:12 AM

Give me a minute while I go get my popcorn. :1orglaugh

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:13 AM

Heres a mental note for you asshole:


http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5964/heybitch.jpg

harvey 05-21-2004 12:13 AM

nice sig

smokingdawn 05-21-2004 12:15 AM

This could get ugly

Paul Markham 05-21-2004 12:15 AM

Seriously if you think they are shaving get 10 to 20 mates to sign up under your code. When you do not get the signs ups assigned to your account sue them for all they're worth.

Simple?

NoCarrier 05-21-2004 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
Fuckers.

9 THOUSAND hits so far this month and not a fucking sale?!?!?? 0.00 (that is zero.zero zero)

Is anyone else having this problem with these crooks?

I'm glad I'm in the domain leasing business.

:BangBang: :mad: :feels-hot :ak47:

There is a difference between not making a sale because they're shaving and the lack of marketing skills.

I think this will be the friendliest reply in this thread. You should consider getting a new nickname and not read this thread anymore.

StuartD 05-21-2004 12:16 AM

That's not shaving, that's bad traffic.

MrJackMeHoff 05-21-2004 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
Heres a mental note for you asshole:


http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5964/heybitch.jpg

you stole and defaced my image. Pff

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
Heres a mental note for you asshole:


http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5964/heybitch.jpg

lol - bitched out from someone without the guts to post their name or business and doesn't even have enough iq points to know that their sig is too big.


sad, very sad.


spread for u is a reputable program. you have no credibility as you are posting in an alias noone knows.

shut the fuck up coward - no one here wants to even listen to you whine.

TAMPA_TOKER 05-21-2004 12:18 AM

Shit if you think that is bad i got a sponser who i am 0:24000 for the month:(

NickB. 05-21-2004 12:18 AM

complaining about 9000 hits - No sale?
Took you 3 months to send those ey?

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:23 AM

listen, "NoCarrier" my sig 'poorwebmaster' don't mean shit.

I'm leasing domain names at 1,200 a month.

And the proverb "the poor man hears no threat" is true.

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickbaauw
complaining about 9000 hits - No sale?
Took you 3 months to send those ey?


buuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

good one nick

zzgundamnzz 05-21-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Give me a minute while I go get my popcorn. :1orglaugh
I need me one of those too :winkwink:

StuartD 05-21-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster

And the proverb "the poor man hears no threat" is true.

So would that make you the poor man?

Anyway, listen... "shaving" is the act of taking a percentage of hits or sales from the affiliate's total.

No one takes 100%... not even pibcash. They at least let one or two sales slip through.

If a program took 100%, they'd have no affiliates.

Anyway, the point is... if you had gotten 1 or 2 sales, then it "might" be a possibility, but still unlikely.... but at 0 sales at all, then most likely, it's not a shave that's your problem.

NickB. 05-21-2004 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
buuuuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one nick

:thumbsup Looking forward for some more laughs in San Diego my friend!

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:32 AM

listen 'shit for brains', yeah you 'SleazyDream' listen to me whine?

Listen fucker, I dont need 10,000 posts to tell everyone I know what I am doing, because people just jack up their post points by saying meaningless shit.


Before making claims about my hits to the world, know whom you are speking of, fucker.

I don't bitch and I don't whine - I'm in this business to 'fuck off' yeah - it's not my 'day job' it's a fucking hobby.

If you read through some of my posts, I try to humour people and this business is so fucking retarded that people actually take it seriously.

OOOHHH, 'my sig is ttoo big,

'my sig is my sig gofuckyourself,

if it is TOO BIG, but some vaseline on it and shove it up your ass.

Leave me the fuck alone, if you can't say anything constructive, shut the fuck up. What is your level of education anyway - oh yeah, must be preschool.

Go play with you legos boy, and come back when you grow the fuck up.

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:33 AM

nickbaauw:

9k in 17 days.:321GFY

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 12:35 AM

MaskedMan, I have 3,8 mil in premium domain names.

Nuf said.

webgurl 05-21-2004 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
nickbaauw:

9k in 17 days.:321GFY

u need to R-E-L-A-X
Spread4U are NOT crooks :mad:

StuartD 05-21-2004 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
MaskedMan, I have 3,8 mil in premium domain names.

Nuf said.

What does that have to do with what I had said?

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
MaskedMan, I have 3,8 mil in premium domain names.

Nuf said.

i seriously DOUBT that. if you did you wouldn't be whinning about a lousy 9K in traffic. doesn't make sense cause if you did have that it would only be a spec on the total and you wouldn't care.


idiot - GUARENTEED idiot pretending to be somebody but DEF isn't.

NickB. 05-21-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
nickbaauw:

9k in 17 days.:321GFY

Now that's impressive! Can you teach me how to send 9k in 17 days to one sponsor? When I grow up I wanna be just like you!

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 12:43 AM

this is funny

poorwebmaster first says
"I'm leasing domain names at 1,200 a month."


then he realizes the league he's in so he beefs it up
"I have 3,8 mil in premium domain names. "


i wonder if he even ownes a credit card lol

NickB. 05-21-2004 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
Leave me the fuck alone, if you can't say anything constructive, shut the fuck up.
Damn.... listen to yourself idiot, claiming spread4U shaves without any proof.... YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

fris 05-21-2004 12:48 AM

i own cnn.com

i sale short domain names for funny animated sig .gifs

poorwebmaster 05-21-2004 01:00 AM

listen 'SleazyDream', or should I say, listen, 'turd'

The 3,8 mil is an appraised value and the comment about 'the league that I am in', please - fool.

HELLOOOOO, we are adult webmasters, selling sex.

Society ain't likes us too much (your sort of english, no?)

From your '18k posts', you need a fucking life - get off your 'puter and enjoy the sunshine, make some new friends, learn a new language, spend some of your money and get your fat ass some culture rather than on junk food and beer - understand?

Yeah, I don't have a credit card - it's waaaaaay below my class, dumbass.

Oh, when I had 4 credit cards (my college years) - yeah, I did say college, preschool boy, I paid what the dumb banks gave me in 'credit' so I wouldn't be in debt and pay interest for the rest of my life.

So, I guess that's why AMEX invited me to get a platinum card. Oh, I did, and that was in 1997 fucker.

Listen, low brow - the only reason I say I sent 9k / in 17 days is just to warn other webmasters to take caution.

OH MY GOD! This is an adult webmaster forum where we do what?

OH MY GOD! Discuss the business!

Shit, what else are we to do here? Jack up our posts and then, when we make our first 500k, begin to look down on the newbies.

Listen 'sleazy' your sig befits your character, oh let me correct that, it just befits your anal, tight assed attitude, because you have no character.

StuartD 05-21-2004 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster

Yeah, I don't have a credit card - it's waaaaaay below my class, dumbass.

band class?

NickB. 05-21-2004 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
OH MY GOD! This is an adult webmaster forum where we do what?
OH MY GOD! Discuss the business!

You are not discussing the business in this thread.... you are trying to waste some of spread4U's business here telling they shave without any proof......

Johny Traffic 05-21-2004 02:03 AM

Saying a sponsor shaves or saying anyone is a thief is something that should be backed up with proof, you have none whatsoever, it doesnt help them, you or us posting things that you have no proof whatsoever for.

SleazyDream 05-21-2004 02:18 AM

god i love idiots like this guy - they truly brighten my day. :thumbsup

psyko514 05-21-2004 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
Fuckers.

9 THOUSAND hits so far this month and not a fucking sale?!?!?? 0.00 (that is zero.zero zero)

Is anyone else having this problem with these crooks?

I'm glad I'm in the domain leasing business.

:BangBang: :mad: :feels-hot :ak47:

i think it's cause not only does your sig suck ass, it's way too big.

i think you may have GFY mistaken for some mainstream teenie-bopper board where 400+ KB animated gifs are acceptable and cool.

slapass 05-21-2004 03:05 AM

I think you are confusing shaving with a poor converting site. Try Sleazy's sig as Topbucks cam site is doing pretty well for me this month. Ifriends is always golden.

:2 cents:

Reak 05-21-2004 03:07 AM

I told you 404 Traffic doesnt convert !

NickB. 05-21-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
I told you 404 Traffic doesnt convert !
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

erehwon 05-21-2004 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
MaskedMan, I have 3,8 mil in premium domain names.

Nuf said.

Yeah, and Rhino22 has a Ferrari, what's your point?

AWW - Kevin 05-21-2004 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
No one takes 100%... not even pibcash.
somehow sounds funny :1orglaugh

Lee 05-21-2004 04:27 AM

Rule of thumb with domain name appraisal services is to chop off all the zeros. I would suspect that the names are not worth $3.8 million but are certainly closer to $38.


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