Guys who sit when they pee?
 

Is that gay?

I hate it....anyone ever tried to kneel down in front of the toilett while peeing?

WTF Zuss? Why would you kneel to pee?

i do it all the time...
1. im getting fat and it takes a load off (no pun intended)
2. i can cop a squat, piss, and not have to touch my cock, hence saving me from having to wash my hands :thumbsup

<--- And *STILL* the world's laziest mofo

Note to self don't shake hands with kman...

Yes... Unless you are taking a shit..then I guess its not gay. :thumbsup

why not? i never touched anything in the bathroom or on myself other than my fly?

Do you use your foot to flush? If so I'd be glad to shake your hand.

i sit to pee = less piss on the floor and rim

i cant fucking stand a disgusting piss all over the floor bathroom.

oh and i like pussy too, so i dont give a rats ass about what anyone thinks if i sit to pee. When my friends come over, i always gotta clean the crapper cause theres piss all over the floor

in amsterdam schiphol (sp?) airport, they put little pictures of flys in the pissers - they think if you have something to aim for you dont piss all over the floor. dutch people are smart mofos

supposedly it's good for guys to pee sitting, it's better for the prostate

wonder why that is ?

I sit when I pee if it's in the middle of the night and im too lazy to stand there. But I hate sitting cause im very well hung and my cock ends up in the bowl. And that is just gross....

I had to sit to pee for about two weeks straight after some penis surgery a year ago. I had Urethral Stenosis, aka Meatal Stenosis, which is when your urethra slowly seals it elf shut at the head of your penis. This is almost always found in infant boys from it rubbing against their diapers. (I guess I rub it too much) Anyway, had surgery to correct the problem. That bastard butcher cut me from the top of my urethra to the base of the head of my penis. So, when I pissed, it was like the rusty shower head in a Mexican hotel. Spray everywhere, in between the stiches and all. Not to mention the STING! How it healed, I'll never know.

Wanna see my scar?

It's not gay, but it can be quite cold in the middle of the night if you've got a big dick that dips into the cold water when you sit down :Graucho

Can say I have done that... Maybe ask gays on how they pee? ;-)

I do do it sometimes when I'm lazy I was just seeing if I was the only chick like pisser:winkwink: Ever be really sleepy and catch your dick or nuts between the bowl and seat?

When you flush a toilet like in a public restroom, tiny water particles go airborne and straight into your lungs. I don't flush shit...no pun intended.

not gay, just too lazy or buzzed to stand up :thumbsup

what a queer..

:helpme

I don't its gay... that is if your taking a dump. Its just convenient to sit and pee while taking a dump.

not half as gay as some of my friends who carry wipees around in ziploc baggies-

You know who you ARE!

If I'm really tired I usually sit. So I go both ways :1orglaugh

hahahahaha i wondered what the fuck that was all about. you guys have weird looking urinals too.

I do not have a choice.

I'd rather sit and peacefully contemplate than have to concentrate and aim.

BTW my wife thought that guys were UNABLE to piss sitting down; if they needed to do both they would stand up for the piss, then sit down for the shit. :1orglaugh

Just because you can stand and take a pee it doesn't mean that you can't sit and pee.

I only do that when I'm to drunk to stand :)

baby wipes kick ass! crap, tp, babywipe = feel so fresh :thumbsup

haha that is just too extreme for me. just piss/crap and be on your way. it takes like 30 seconds.

I do when I first wake up so I don't piss all over the place.

what a theard lol :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh true

Ditto. Theres 2 good reasons for sitting and pissing in my opinion. ONE is when your too damn drunk to hit the bowl. The second might just apply to me, but my master bedroom has an attached washroom which is slightly less than soundproof. When you have a new girl over and your messing around and have to leave for a piss its sort of a mood killer for her usually if she hears the fire hose sound effects for a few minutes. So, its either sit down so its quieter or turn on the taps.

I never knew this many dudes sit and take a piss. I never even have thought to sit down and take a wizz *shrugs* Nothing wrong with it I suppose.

I sit and piss when im drunk :) I dont want to mes up the toilet to bad :glugglug

I only stand, but yes when you shit its good to sit duhh

I don't like to have a pissy bathroom, so when I am at home I sit.

At your house, I couldn't care less, so I stand.

I honestly do it a lot of time at home . Don't feal like washing the toilet everytime I piss

I use baby wipes all the time at home it takes care of all the shit that gets trapped in your ass hair. Do you think regular TP can do that? I think not .

I wish I had a penis so I could pee standing up. It would be super useful in the woods and stuff...