What is your favorite quote?
 

"Some people are to busy earning a living to make any money"


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ThePornPusher :thumbsup

it is OK to pass on a bowl, but NEVER pass an empty bowl!

"I would rather betray the world then let the world betray me"

hi super nintendo chalmers!

"what goes around, comes around"

"free porn for the people"

"The wise man points his finger. The fool pulls it".

My fav atm... :)

what is best in life?

"To crush your enemies... to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the women"

side note:
not being able to name that movie is the number 1 sign of HIV/AIDS

"i can see my house from here"

Walk softly, and carry a BIG stick.

Walk hard, and carry a TINY stick

Visualize whirled peas

Be happy

"does the brown stain go in the front or back?"

william shakespear, Hamlet

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real"

-Pun

:1orglaugh

It's not the man in your life, it's the life in your man - Mae West


Mae West: "How tall are you ?"
Man: "Six foot seven inches."
Mae West: "Well, let's forget about the six foot and talk about the seven inches".

"10 to see 20 to touch"

porn treats girls like eggs it uses up the insides and throws the shells away -Ashley blue

"...I believe in karma, what you
give is what you get in return"

:thumbsup too funny. Anyways here's what I have over my desk at work:


... Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger!"

Very true.




ThePornPusher :thumbsup

"We want a shrubbery!!"

Say the nights of NI, and we will throw a cow at you anyway. Killerrabbit will hunt you down, and the 30 nuns will practice oral sex. Lucky dude. The knight will also loose all limps if his "too" smart with his mouth.

:)

I am no longer a knight who says ni. :)

the quote I live by is "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Indeed a good quote!!!

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love"

~Einstein

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; unmount; sleep.

"freedom of the press is limited to those who own one" H.L. Mencken

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it." Mark Twain

Kill one, and you are a murderer.
Kill millions, and you are a conqueror.
Kill them all, and you are God.

Family comes first

"it's better be the worst among the best than the best among the worst"

i think this how you progress

" If you fail to plan.....you plan to fail "

raffi

"does that look like puss to you"?

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --- Franklin Deleno Roosevelt

"Poems are made by fools like me!" --- Joyce Kilmer

"Welcome to my nightmare!" --- Alice Cooper

"It is a good day to die!" --- "Little Big Man" (1970)

"I think somebody outta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't." --- John Wayne in "McLintlock" (1963)

"I have a dream!" --- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I am not a number, I am a free man!" --- Number 6 from "The Prisoner"

This....is my BOOMstick

There will always be challenges, big and small; but remember: courage can only come from fear, truth separates the lies and love defeats hate. Always.

Debating religion is much like counting stars.

My favorite is either:

"Know thy enemy, know thyself; your victory will never
be endangered. Know the ground, know the weather; your victory will then be
total."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

or...

"Buy the ticket. Take the ride"
-- Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing

"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs"

"...good times and noodle salad..."