Can you tell me how to get....
 

...How to get to Sesame Street?

put down the bottle

Just follow the yellow brick road

4 page thread in the making folks

Follow follow follow follow...Follow the yellow pricked toad!

I want whatever you have been smoking.

Hang a left after the Electric Company.

pbs building

Another ending to the thread title would be...


to San Jose

the old 60s song by Dionne Warwick.

so true :1orglaugh

eat some shrooms...you'll be on sesame street and whatever other street you wanna be on lol...:winkwink:

Turn your TV on to PBS.

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide

Interesting advise.

Beats airplane tickets, I guess ;)

It's...

"Do you know the way to San Jose"

I know that's the title but there's a line in the lyrics of "can you tell me..." but I can be wrong :)

This is the best thread I've read all night.

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To happy people like you--
Happy people like
What a beautiful

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street...

How to get to Sesame Street

How to get to...

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Sunny Day - Sweepin? the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play, everything?s A-OK
Friendly neighbors there that?s where we meet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street

It?s a magic carpet ride
Every door will open wide
To Happy people like you
Happy people like

What a beautiful
Sunny Day sweepin? the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame street,
How to get to Sesame Street,
How to get to . . .

Rubber Ducky

Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Rubber Ducky, joys of joys
When I squeak you, you make noise
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who' cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's cute, yellow, and chubby.
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.

It's Not Easy Bein' Green

It's not that easy bein' green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red,
Or yellow or gold-
Or something much more colorful like that.

It's not easy bein' green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over
'Cause you're not standing out
Like flashy sparklers in the water or stars in the sky.

But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean,
Or important like a mountain,
Or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why,
But why wonder, why wonder?
I am green and it'll do fine,
It's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.

"Gee Bert....Are you sure it's ok to for you to touch my penis?"



http://edition.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/98...bert.ernie.jpg

It's always ok to touch penis.

"Bert! Get your hand out of my ass! Do you think I'm a fucking puppet or something?"

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rubber duckyyyy

lol that bert mugshot is hilarious

Super Grover got stoned and has the munchies. Hey kids...Can you say "munchies?"

http://www.ananova.com/images/entert...AGE410x500.jpg

I-5 north to Seattle, 2nd offramp, go east, go three signals to the 7-11 . . . . it is the alley behind it.

Geez, I really don't know. But my friend,
Count Dracula can help you.

ELMO WANNA PLAYYY! :glugglug

"That's right kids...Smoking and drinking is fun!"

http://www.dennishensley.com/images/SesameStreet.jpg

Awww, my fav character :)


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Starting from: Portland, OR
Arriving at: Sesame St, Dallas, TX 75238
Distance: 2176.1 miles Approximate Travel Time: 33 hours 28 mins

Directions :
1. Starting in PORTLAND, OR on NW COUCH ST go towards NW 4TH AVE - go 0.1 mi
2. Turn Right on NW 3RD AVE - go < 0.1 mi
3. Turn Left on W BURNSIDE ST - go 0.2 mi
4. W BURNSIDE ST becomes BURNSIDE BRG - go 0.2 mi
5. BURNSIDE BRG becomes E BURNSIDE ST - go 0.2 mi
6. Turn Right on SE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR BLVD/SE UNION AVE - go 0.1 mi
7. Turn Left on SE ANKENY ST - go < 0.1 mi
8. Turn Left on SE GRAND AVE - go 0.1 mi
9. Continue on NE GRAND AVE - go 0.1 mi
10. Bear Right to take I-84 EAST/US-30 EAST towards PORTLAND AIRPORT/THE DALLES - go 595.3 mi
11. Take the I-84 EAST exit towards OGDEN - go 97.0 mi
12. Continue on I-15 SOUTH/I-84 EAST - go 37.5 mi
13. Take the I-84 EAST exit towards CHEYENNE, exit #343 - go 39.1 mi
14. Take the I-80 EAST exit towards CHEYENNE - go 387.6 mi
15. Take the I-25 SOUTH/US-87 SOUTH exit towards DENVER, exit #359A - go 428.3 mi
16. Take the US-84 SOUTH exit towards ROMEROVILLE/SANTA ROSA, exit #339 - go 0.2 mi
17. Turn Left on HISTORIC ROUTE 66 - go 41.6 mi
18. Turn Left to take I-40 EAST/US-84 SOUTH - go 194.7 mi
19. Take the US-287 SOUTH exit towards FORT WORTH, exit #78 - go 0.3 mi
20. Continue on US-287 SOUTH - go 162.4 mi
21. Continue on US-70 EAST/US-287 SOUTH - go 1.7 mi
22. Continue on US-70 EAST/US-183 NORTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 8.3 mi
23. Continue on US-287 SOUTH - go 39.1 mi
24. Continue on I-44 WEST - go 0.7 mi
25. Continue on US-277 SOUTH/US-281 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 1.5 mi
26. Continue on US-281 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 0.4 mi
27. Continue on HOLLIDAY ST - go 0.7 mi
28. Continue on US-281 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 0.5 mi
29. Continue on US-82 EAST/US-281 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 0.6 mi
30. Continue on US-82 EAST/US-287 SOUTH - go 15.3 mi
31. Continue on US-287 SOUTH - go 32.0 mi
32. Continue on US-81 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH - go 23.7 mi
33. US-81 SOUTH/US-287 SOUTH becomes N US-287 - go 0.5 mi
34. Continue towards US-380/DENTON - go 0.2 mi
35. Turn Left on W US-380 - go 1.0 mi
36. W US-380 becomes E US-380 - go 1.0 mi
37. Continue on US-380 EAST - go 23.0 mi
38. Turn Right on N I-35/N INTERSTATE 35 - go 0.2 mi
39. Take I-35 SOUTH - go 1.1 mi
40. Continue on I-35E SOUTH towards DALLAS - go 26.8 mi
41. Take the I-635 EAST exit, exit #440B - go 0.2 mi
42. Continue towards I-635 EAST - go 1.1 mi
43. Merge on I-635 EAST - go 10.6 mi
44. Take the SKILLMAN ST/AUDELIA RD exit, exit #16 - go 0.3 mi
45. Turn Right on AUDELIA RD/SKILLMAN ST - go 0.1 mi
46. Turn Left on AUDELIA RD - go 0.4 mi
47. Turn Right on FERNDALE RD - go 0.1 mi
48. Arrive at SESAME ST, DALLAS

Hey, you asked.... :)

lmao... that's great :thumbsup