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ibuydomains 03-02-2004 02:16 AM

Warning, The New $20 Bills Explode When Microwaved (pics)
 
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RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them

Adapted from a letter sent to Henry Makow Ph.D.

Want to share an event with you, that we experienced this evening.. Dave had over $1000 dollars in his back pocket (in his wallet). New twenties were the lion share of the bills in his wallet. We walked into a truck stop/travel plaza and they have those new electronic monitors that are supposed to say if you are stealing something. But through every monitor, Dave set it off. He did not have anything to purchase in his hands or pockets. After numerous times of setting off these monitors, a person approached Dave with a 'wand' to swipe why he was setting off the monitors.

Believe it or not, it was his 'wallet'. That is according to the minimum wage employees working at the truck stop! We then walked across the street to a store and purchased aluminum foil. We then wrapped our cash in foil and went thru the same monitors. No monitor went off.

We could have left it at that, but we have also paid attention to the European Union and the 'rfid' tracking devices placed in their money, and the blatant bragging of Walmart and many corporations of using 'rfid' electronics on every marketable item by the year 2005.

Dave and I have brainstormed the fact that most items can be 'microwaved' to fry the 'rfid' chip, thus elimination of tracking by our government.

So we chose to 'microwave' our cash, over $1000 in twenties in a stack, not spread out on a carasoul. Do you know what exploded on American money?? The right eye of Andrew Jackson on the new twenty, every bill was uniform in it's burning... Isnt that interesting?

Now we have to take all of our bills to the bank and have them replaced, cause they are now 'burnt'.

We will now be wrapping all of our larger bills in foil on a regular basis.

What we resent is the fact that the government or a corporation can track our 'cash'. Credit purchases and check purchases have been tracked for years, but cash was not traceble until now...

Dave and Denise

zentz 03-02-2004 02:17 AM

impressive ... :-)

Illicit 03-02-2004 02:19 AM

:eek7 :eek7 :eek7


Big Brother ?!?!?!

foolio 03-02-2004 02:19 AM

didnt the goverment deny this?

looks like they got owned

=^..^= 03-02-2004 02:21 AM

This will be all over snopes in a few days

has anyone tried it for themselves yet?
I would but Im not in the US

VeriSexy 03-02-2004 02:22 AM

Very cool :thumbsup

psyko514 03-02-2004 02:22 AM

I'm wearing my tinfoil hat now.

Napolean 03-02-2004 02:25 AM

now im going to have to try this

eiht_98 03-02-2004 02:25 AM

Why in the first place would microwave a dollar bill?

Illicit 03-02-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
Why in the first place would microwave a dollar bill?
to dry it if it got wet

=^..^= 03-02-2004 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
now im going to have to try this
and post the pics :glugglug

Illicit 03-02-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
now im going to have to try this
id do it now but i only got 100's since I make so much bling. :Graucho

rip raster 03-02-2004 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
Why in the first place would microwave a dollar bill?
Because they taste better if you warm them up a bit

zzgundamnzz 03-02-2004 02:29 AM

Wouldn't want to microwave my money. Moneys just useless paper after it explodes...

pimplink 03-02-2004 02:30 AM

Ill have my tin foil coat ready.

Turboface 03-02-2004 02:33 AM

http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pict...ngman513fl.jpg

I have nothing to worry about.

:glugglug

VeriSexy 03-02-2004 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Wouldn't want to microwave my money. Moneys just useless paper after it explodes...
Take it to the bank for a new one

smack 03-02-2004 02:34 AM

i'm gonna try this tommorow after i get to the bank.

420 03-02-2004 02:36 AM

what kind of idiot puts a stack of money in the microwave?

I only put animals that I want to dry off in my microwave.

Illicit 03-02-2004 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pict...ngman513fl.jpg

I have nothing to worry about.

:glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just put an armani tag on it and it will sell

bhutocracy 03-02-2004 02:40 AM

christ there are so many retarded points to that story it's hard to understand the level of paranoia involved.

JFK 03-02-2004 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
what kind of idiot puts a stack of money in the microwave?

I only put animals that I want to dry off in my microwave.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JFK 03-02-2004 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 420
what kind of idiot puts a stack of money in the microwave?

I only put animals that I want to dry off in my microwave.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Is Fluffy , fluffy yet ?:winkwink:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-02-2004 04:01 AM

Fucken A! Didnt know that.
Now I goto try it just once.

strats 03-02-2004 04:06 AM

Wow.... prety nifty. and.... so what

Rorschach 03-02-2004 04:16 AM

If you people aren't worried about rfid then you're worthless sheep and you all deserve to be shot.

Nicky 03-02-2004 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pict...ngman513fl.jpg

I have nothing to worry about.

:glugglug

man thats fucking cool, i want one of those!!!:1orglaugh

Kicker 03-02-2004 05:04 AM

Nice:)

body 03-02-2004 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eiht_98
Why in the first place would microwave a dollar bill?
priceless :1orglaugh

bhutocracy 03-02-2004 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
If you people aren't worried about rfid then you're worthless sheep and you all deserve to be shot.
theres a time and a place to be worried about rfid and $20 notes isn't it.

Shoehorn! 03-02-2004 05:38 AM

WOW. Another reason to register yourself as an Anarchist and spread the word.

bhutocracy 03-02-2004 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
WOW. Another reason to register yourself as an Anarchist and spread the word.
yeah the government spends ten trillion dollars secretly putting invisible rfid's into new bills but don't think to check whether they set off the theft alarms that EVERY STORE HAS.. no wonder the ecomomy is crap... all rfid's in notes would do is make them like using a credit card - not like satellite tracking hunting you down in a desert hideout lol. And theres no reason for it to be a big secret. The EU has talked openly about doing it with the euro to stop counterfeiting.

maxdaname 03-02-2004 06:28 AM

damn government!

hoe_vender 03-02-2004 06:52 AM

I would if it is defence mech

beemk 03-02-2004 06:53 AM

good thing i read that, i was about to throw a 20 in the microwave

adultvisitors 03-02-2004 07:31 AM

Just have to try it!

Alex Xe 03-02-2004 10:16 AM

wow :1orglaugh

Floridiot 03-02-2004 10:19 AM

thats wack

Ironhorse 03-02-2004 10:20 AM

Hmm.. interesting, where are the pics?

kenny 03-02-2004 10:35 AM

BS, I walk through anti-theft alarms all the time with piles of money in my pockets.

I am going to microwave a twenty right now


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