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$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:03 AM

What boring/routine/hard webmaster tasks would you like to pay someone to do 4 you?
 
Besides design, that is.

Digipimp 02-23-2004 05:04 AM

Make me money.

MadCap 02-23-2004 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.



Ill go with that

Manowar 02-23-2004 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.
thats would be a pretty popular one

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.
Yes. Maybe by reducing your labor overhead or freeing up your time so you can finetune and optimize your business, you can make more money.

But which specific tasks?

Rorschach 02-23-2004 05:07 AM

I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.

hova 02-23-2004 05:07 AM

make $$$, posting here

Digipimp 02-23-2004 05:07 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions


Yes. Maybe by reducing your labor overhead or freeing up your time so you can finetune and optimize your business, you can make more money.

But which specific tasks?

For me personally I might be into avs, toplist and linklist submissions. Fuck TGP.

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:10 AM

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For me personally I might be into avs, toplist and linklist submissions. Fuck TGP.

Interesting.... Toplists.


There's many ways to make money off TGPs than just submitting galleries. Running a TGP (a whole network) could be quite lucrative.:2 cents:

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.
Good answer.:1orglaugh :helpme

Vinson vs. Meritor Savings put an end to such practices :thumbsup

Robertf 02-23-2004 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Besides design, that is.

taking care of my kids .. and hit their mother once in a while ... what will that cost me ? :Graucho

Digipimp 02-23-2004 05:12 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions


Interesting.... Toplists.


There's many ways to make money off TGPs than just submitting galleries. Running a TGP (a whole network) could be quite lucrative.:2 cents:

Yeah but I don't fuck with tgp because it's shitty and giving away free porn is only fucking up the industry.

Rorschach 02-23-2004 05:12 AM

Here's a question $5 - you've got all this cheap labour, why don't you just employ them all to crank out stuff for you all day rather than selling your workers' labour for $5 an hour or whatever it is?

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
Here's a question $5 - you've got all this cheap labour, why don't you just employ them all to crank out stuff for you all day rather than selling your workers' labour for $5 an hour or whatever it is?
I already do.

Rorschach 02-23-2004 05:16 AM

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I already do.

Yeah but why have they got enough free time for you to be able to whore them out for $5 an hour? Not attacking, just curious - if I had an army of worker bees I could always find something for them to be doing.

MadCap 02-23-2004 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.


Oh yeah I forgot to add that

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach


Yeah but why have they got enough free time for you to be able to whore them out for $5 an hour? Not attacking, just curious - if I had an army of worker bees I could always find something for them to be doing.

Just excess labor for outside jobs and am still expanding. Just hired 4 people today.

We also offer a wide range of services from writing, to analysis, to promotions, to form submissions.

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:23 AM

Any more tasks out there that is too expensive to do in your locale?

Trax 02-23-2004 05:25 AM

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Any more tasks out there that is too expensive to do in your locale?
watermark movies
make screencaps from movies

Trax 02-23-2004 05:27 AM

oh yeah
and members area updates

Trax 02-23-2004 05:28 AM

im having a run here lol
need someone to create freesites too

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:28 AM

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oh yeah
and members area updates

Script?

maxjohan 02-23-2004 05:29 AM

SEO


:)

Trax 02-23-2004 05:30 AM

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Script?

no
throw together the content
upload it
update the database (with the script)
and post the news

something like that
the job i am doing right now lol

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 05:34 AM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
SEO


:)

Will cranking out article heavy pages that hit your keyword qualify under this?:thumbsup

PrivateIvy 02-23-2004 06:38 AM

I have a boring and simple but time consuming, one that I just don't have time for..... One of the sites I took over had its members area in a mess....thumbnails were actually the full image, slow loading and galleries a mess, with image filesizes crazily huge, so it loads slow as hell.

All the galleries have to redone, and images resized, then reuploaded to the server in replacement, also new thumbs made for the index page of each content section....

Boring, simple and just not something I'm enthused about :winkwink:

Ivy

Reak 02-23-2004 06:44 AM

Making Free Hosted Galleries ready & Writing promo texts :thumbsup


If you're intrested you know my ICQ :winkwink:

Trax 02-23-2004 06:47 AM

how about crop images and put them into a gallery template

Herb Kornfield 02-23-2004 06:56 AM

1. Make coffee for me and turn the heat on in the office since the crew turned it off the night before and you sit here freezing your balls off for the 1st hour til it warms up.

2. Get my galleries on the hun / worldsex / al4a at top position each day by matter of using your charm and not costing any money to the organization.

3. Get the organizations conversions to 1:1 on all traffic.

4. Pickup my wife from work each day, take her shopping, carry all her bags / jackets / coats and listen to her bitch about how I am working all time with my imaginary friends.

5. See 4.

6. Get 100% of all adult internet traffic directed at my sites.

If you can accomplish those goals, hit me on ICQ anytime.

strobi 02-23-2004 07:00 AM

gallery reviewing?

Rick Latona 02-23-2004 07:17 AM

Video editing, watermarking and encoding.

Maximillion 02-23-2004 08:02 AM

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4. Pickup my wife from work each day, take her shopping, carry all her bags / jackets / coats and listen to her bitch about how I am working all time with my imaginary friends.


:1orglaugh Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?

Ash@phpFX 02-23-2004 08:07 AM

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how about crop images and put them into a gallery template
definately!

69adulthost 02-23-2004 08:12 AM

I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.


Lisa X

Herb Kornfield 02-23-2004 08:14 AM

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:1orglaugh Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?


No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to. :winkwink:

Herb Kornfield 02-23-2004 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by Maximillion


:1orglaugh Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?


No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to. :)

Nysus 02-23-2004 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by 69adulthost
I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.


Lisa X

Not to be rude, but if you're hot I'm sure you could find quite a few guys to do that. I'd consider doing it if I liked what I saw. :winkwink:

Cheers,
Matt

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Trax
how about crop images and put them into a gallery template
We can do that. I've hired more people we should have more video capacity soon.

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by 69adulthost
I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.


Lisa X

Some things just can't be outsourced :)

$5 submissions 02-23-2004 02:42 PM

Any other tasks?


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