This is what happens when your paysite designer doesn't speak english! HAHAHHAAH
 

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/

This has to be the funniest paysite ever! :1orglaugh

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t2.gif

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t1.gif

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t3.gif
http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/t4.gif

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http://www.eroticnymphets.com/images/join_11.jpg

I bet it converts.

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Totally agree, i bet it does better....

I love how they "host a lubricated dildo."

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The site looks ok, the guy just needs to learn how to write in english. :1orglaugh

I've seen worse... lol. Thats one of the things I do... clean up third world English for designers and webmasters themselves. ;-)p It can be very interesting. English verbage and such are way out of whack with most other languages.

That sounds like it was done by the same guy who sends me free site submission all the time.

Here's one I received this morning:

"Such different and changeable Kerry Marie with big tits always tempts with the attractive nakedness"

Looks like they may have used some translation software.
I've seen some hilarious Japanese sites in Engrish like that :glugglug

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I think the design itself will sell -
Hopefully he did everything in psd and can change the text to something a little more understandable -

This site was shown on GFY a while ago. The design is quite good actually, they just have to change the text.

I really think it will convert better as is. It catches you off gaurd. I'd like to see a comparison of before and after a change.

omfg that is the funniest thing i've ever seen

OMG, that was the same thought I had when I first read that!!:1orglaugh

Could your submitters name be a "large grey land mammal"??

French?

Confused and thoughtful, my actions is to ponder on the sourcefullness of your amusements regarding this paying site. :Graucho

It gives the sites a more European flavor! :Graucho

Yeah.. Surfers will love it! Especially when they will receive the e-mail to confirm the cancel request.

"Surfer you exited paysite we will charge your money so don't leave you can't exit this cash".

Maybe:)
However I think a lot of European users (non english) might not notice the mistakes.

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I am standing here beside myself.

This is definitely through the use of babelfish or other autotranslating tool.

? :helpme

At least the surfer has nice options if he wants to join.

http://www.eroticnymphets.com/join.php

$22,95 for 30 days membership

or

$24,95 for 30 days membership


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Haha! Yup, that's him! He goes by Elefant. (his spelling, not mine)

He makes nice free sites though.

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engrish mother fucker

I joined for the $24,95 option. Seems like a good deaal.

Funny as hell, and one hell of nice design.

Bwahahhahaha yeah that text is hilarious! The Design is pretty nice, but for you non-english designers.. if you aren't sure, why not ask someone? :P

thats a very nice design... im curious as to who made it.. with english that bad hes probably easy as shit to talk down in price.:1orglaugh

Guess that explains why you shouldn't work with unprofessional translation companies working from their kitchen.

he he he :thumbsup

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I design for russians as well and I have to correct mistakes each time :BangBang:

"SEE THIS GIRLS PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME - KISSING, FINGERING SELF MATES ASSES AND EXAMINING WHAT COMING OUT OF IT! ... JOIN NOW"

"....THEY ARE LED THE ROAD OF PLEASURE AND AROUSAL AND THEN HOST A LUBRICATED DILDO DEEP IN THE VAGINA - AND WE EVEN DO NOT EXCEPT SOME COMPULSION AT THIS POINT! ... JOIN NOW"

That text gets me horny. I need to have them design my next paysite.