I got strip searched at the Airport!
 

Yeah, Reno airport people are horrible.

On the way from Reno to Phoenix I had one of the women frisk me with the metal detector and heard a beep by my crotch. I had to go into the bathroom with this old fat woman with curly hair, strip to undies, and then do it again.

Never go to Reno.

I was violated.

Don't lie, you enjoyed it.

Did she put on rubber gloves and pull out lube?

haha!

No, it was embarassing, I was beet red, and she was a bit too friendly with the metal detector.

:1orglaugh i know i would have if i were there to watch:Graucho

That's fucked up.

What would they have done if you refused to participate in their little terrorist reindeer games?

I would have been stuck in Reno.

And Reno is cold. Brr.

My disguise worked perfectly. :glugglug

i always hear about women getting strip searched, never guys... wonder why :BangBang:

You didn't say what actually set it off?

Pieced... vibrating egg..... what was the offending piece of metal?

pics? :Graucho

Yikes!

That makes me wonder how people with clit rings and prince alberts make it through metal detectors.

BTW...What the hell set off the metal detector down there?! :1orglaugh

Yeah, they dont detect piercings. I know this for sure ;)

While in Reno I got thrown in the snow and my pants ripped. I had to use safety pins to patch it up.

I even told them thats what was the cause of it, but they still wanted me to get naked. Grr.

Zoe, you're hot. Would you blame her for wanting a piece of you?

Haha, thats sweet.

She was the stereotypical " Big Bertha in uniform" though. Not my thing, im sorry.

Now, if she was younger and better looking...haha

i was frisked but i put the cocaine in my foreskin, lucky my foreskin hangs like a monkey with a 20 foot arm.

its all about security, im sure ;)

I'm pretty sure they have to do same sex searches. I've never been checked by a woman.

right. of course. Because a 5'3 girl can easily be holding a bomb. right. exactly.

That really sucks. I wish i was there.

yeah i would assume so. so are guys just too embarassed to tell ppl about it?

Yeah, I mean, not to be sexist or anything, but I believe statistics have shown that males are more likely to carry something aboard the women.

Also, a guy can frisk another guy and get sued for sexual harassment

Oh come on people. If some super cute chick had a metal beeping twat, wouldn't that make you wonder what the deal was? A cute girl is the perfect guise.

I never get checked. I could so very easily take a bomb into any building I wanted, nobody would ever know.

1 5'3 woman can carry the same things as a 6'10 man. And they do. Coke runners send women.

They are completely un-biased with sex.

Still. I just think they were bored.

If you can't strip search a hot girl like Zoe then the terrorists have already won.

:winkwink:

ok, i thought you were taller...

I'd file a sexual harrassment complaint with the TSA and have them document it.

you were lucky they didn't fist you like they did to a close friend of mine. The officer said he was searching for drugs :glugglug

ahahahaha i wouldnt mind be a custom officer and pull up every hot chick that comes through:winkwink:

eeewww...

You haven't been truly strip searched until they search every orifice.

same thing happened to my cousin...

this doesn't make me want to fly home for christmas... I have long hair now -- i know they are going to give me trouble.

what happened to your cousin?

Can I play the part of the big lady officer in the reenactment the next time I come to visit you in Vegas?

i would do the same thing to you Zoe:winkwink:

admit it dude, it was you getting fisted untill the elbow, and while he was at it he inserted his other hand to look with his flashlight :helpme

I carry a little card with me signed by my physician detailing where i have metal parts n pieces. Just show the card.

Also known as Tala's treasure map. :D

:1orglaugh

The little Xs mark the spots!