I'm bored! Entertain me damnit!
 

Tell me a good story, write me a poem, tell a good joke, break your life down, or just ICQ me it's listed below!

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Good story, dont you think.
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Knock Knock......

u're bored, i've got a boner, wanna blow me?

Whos there

Why did the girl drop her lollipop?

Let me rephrase this, Noobies not apply.

If you're a noob please don't post here, your petty attempts at being cool will fail

everyone you've ever known will die, and die alone. you'll watch your parents die (if they are still alive now) and you too will succumb to some horrible disease... alone in the end.

the end.

An oldie, but goodie..

http://www.happyhenrik.dk/spas/celebxxx.swf

Here is my little joke for you :)

A guy goes to a bar one night and asks for a beer, he then asks for a couple of shots, he gets pretty wasted and ends up having a lot more to drink than he anticipated. So, he goes home. A couple of days later he comes in and the bartender says "What'll have?" The patron replies "One beer and one beer only." The bartender looks confused and asked why. The patron said "No reason." The bartender looks at him and says "Come on, you tell a bartender anything." So the patron says "Okay, remember the other night when I left here all shitfaced? Well, I went home and blew Chunks." The bartender replies "Well, you drank a lot, that doesn't surprise me." The patron goes "No, no, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

I love the Simon game...that game rocks! :thumbsup

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No Jager tonight for you?!? :)

oh I got a bottle here, actually 3 lol!

Waiting for some friends to get here and it's on

http://www.maxwhores.com/shawn/roc.jpg

I love when my friends get drunk on Jager!!

Nice! I don't know if I can ever drink that again...

Try NOT to drink all three bottles yourself. :)

I just love seeing pictures of Richard!

Oh I won't I'm a semi smart drunk. I'll cut myself off when needed!

And everyone has to do at least one shot with me at some point in time.

Oh I've got more coming of him, just waiting for the proper time

Once I pop this kid out, I'll have one with ya, could start a downhill trend though...me and Jager had some fun times together, although I don't remember them all.

Any naked ones?!?

Sounds like a plan, Jager is all of our friends, you just need to know how to hang with him!

If you don't remember then you had fun!

And I know you can hang, I've watched you outdrink most of the guys in the industry

Semi lol :Graucho

I would have liked to have hung with one of the 83 bottles you had in Miami...

Hehe...when have you ever seen me drink?!? :)

YES!! Let me see!

What does it take to get rid of the negative cash flow too? It's giving me the heebie geebies...and I don't like it!

yeah Miami was a blast, everyone was wasted and got work done it was sick!

I've seen you drink a many of times, we've ran in the same clicks for some time now, just never really met. But, i've been in the same place at shows with you a many of times

Oh in time they are coming, no worries there. The time has to be proper though

Hmm, better conversions, and some Voodoo magik always combats the heebie geebies

Yes, I've noticed that we are always in the same spot, but just have never met...we'll change that come January :)

Can you at least email them to me so I have some masturbating material tonight?!? :)

Voodoo magik=GS sending me traffic? Works well for me! :)

We've actually met but it was in some drunken blah haha

I saw you in Vegas come into a room grab a bottle of wine chug it and walk out, that shit was crazy!

Jan will be a blast, I'll have Jager room part 2

Nah i'm in them to, would not wanna turn ya off!

Hey as long as you're happy glad to have helped

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do you like violence?

Where's that pic of that dancing woman with that thing on her head... that'll entertain you!

WG

Are you sure this was me? I totally don't remember this...