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Having trouble getting laid? Some quick tips from grogan that'll help you out.
#1 and most important
being nice is good, but not too nice. the overly nice guy is not a turnon and only works on about 1 percent of girls. #2 speak loudly and clearly. be confident that your a total stud. chicks are easily fooled. #3 don't give her all your attention remember, tons of other girls at the club or party are wanting badly to sleep with you, make sure she knows you can have whoever you want #4 move her fast YOU ARE THE BOSS, not some little TWAT. make her feel like you already know she wants to get stuffed. (still, no means no) #5 floss and flash your mega $$$ girls love to get dicked by a guy who's loaded. wear nice clothes, nice cologne, and tell her you own some important tech. company and make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe. #6 tell her she's beautiful even if she is your fallback and is overly insecure, tell her YOU think she's beautiful. There's more, but that should give you a little heads up. These rules apply to all women. Enjoy! :thumbsup |
You forgot #7
#7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party |
Great! I needed that so badly!
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You forgot #8
...forget aftershave, Crisco works wonders :thumbsup |
Ross Jeffries Jr.
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dude you're starting to step into juicy's territory.
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#9..If all else fails..slip roofies in drink :glugglug
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yep. thats what we are waiting for. Advice regarding chicks from the guys with the worst looking chicks in the history of GFY and also from the one who doesnt fuck them but jerks of dreaming about them ( inside info )
Now leave us alone and GFY :321GFY |
#10 dont take advice from wanna be playas on a bbs called "go fuck yourself"
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all grogans tips are very good :thumbsup
i will apply them and get laid this coming weekend :winkwink: |
kid, you are the LAST motherfucker I would take advice from for anything
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why would i take advice from someone 11 years younger then me.
BTW, Your not getting much snatch with all the posting you do. |
heres my tips
tip #1: don't be grogan that is all. |
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I like a guy with a credit card, as long as it's a real card and not a bank debit card. If you have cash, you could have stolen it or made it selling drugs. If you have a credit card then there is a greater chance that you're not some bum that's too goddamned lazy to work and has bad credit because he can't pay his bills on time. There are WAY too many of those nowadays. |
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You know.. cuz... like... umm... you said don't be a grogan. :)
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So, you have some tips to "help me out", eh?
Well, that sounds just fine ... ... but ... ... I heard ... .... you got laid ... ... and ... <B>Who's gonna' help you out?!?</B> <CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.iiiii.com/grogass.jpg"></CENTER> |
nice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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I see the light...
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hey that gives a whole new meaning to being a butt face
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haha ..suprise to me .. but "most" of those tips will get you laid ... I personally think if your flashing money for pussy .. your fucking a hooker .. but girls defienltly judge you on how you judge yourself .. they like confidence .. But you should change the name of the thread to "How to get laid By Insecure Whores" ... don't get me wrong .. im not knocking u for fucking insecure chicks lol I do it all the time
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Hell ya, man! I'm in madison, lots of hotties here to bang. |
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To those of you who agree'd
good for you! my posts can get flamed sometimes, but I posted this to help people (even the ones that flame me) reread these tips. They WILL get you laid, unless you fuck it up. |
Cry me a river :waaaaahh
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