Help! Need a catchy new slogan
 

I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

Steve Lightspeed


4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed prefer Lightspeed.
8 out of 10 Cat Lovers with a preference, prefer Lightspeed
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lightspeed.
Choosy Mothers Choose Lightspeed.
Come See the Softer Side of Lightspeed.
Ding-Dong! Lightspeed Calling!
Don't Leave Home Without Lightspeed.
Feel the Lightspeed.
For Those Times When You Feel "Not So Fresh" -- use Lightspeed.
Get Some Lightspeed On You.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Lightspeed.
I Bet He Drinks Lightspeed.
I have a Headache that has Lightspeed Written All Over It!
I'm Cuckoo For Lightspeed.
Lightspeed - Good to the Last Drop.
Lightspeed - It Looks Good on You.
Lightspeed, the Other White Meat.
Lightspeed-tested, Mother-Approved.
Little. Yellow. Different. Lightspeed.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lightspeed!
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lightspeed.
Moms Like You Choose Lightspeed.
Only Lightspeed Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Please Don't Squeeze The Lightspeed.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lightspeed.
Recommended By Dr. Lightspeed.
Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.
Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.
Splash Lightspeed All Over.
There's Always Room For Lightspeed.
We'll Leave The Lightspeed On For You.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lightspeed.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Lightspeed!
You've Got Questions. We've Got Lightspeed.

Lightspeed - you better know who we is!

You may want to hire a few writers. :1orglaugh



Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.

Definately would stay away from that one.

Nice brainstorm, Lightspeed.

"Have a brainstorm with Lightspeed"... bah, it's 3AM I can't think.

Edit: And can't type too. I typed "3PM", damn.

hahaha feel the lightspeed


How about

Lightspeed is what you need !!

Lightspeed: It does a body good

Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit

j/k Steve :1orglaugh

LS...

I'm liking the "Wow...I coulda had a Lightspeed!!"...you could do a ton with that one :)

How 'bout..."Where's the Lightspeed?"...hehehe

What about:

Lightspeed, we wrote 20 slogans in 20 seconds

Lightspeed, it's what's for dinner.

Lightpeed. Just join it.

Lightspeed, we smoke crack and worship satan!

My dog saw those Lightspeed sites and started humping everything in sight!

It is a tough choice, but but the one about dentists scares me :mad:

Ride the Lightspeed.

How about "Lightspeed -- the speed at which Lensman locks my threads"

Masturbate @ light speed.
Lightspeed - kicking ass and taking names
Stroking @ light speed, one user at a time.
Lightspeed - Betcha cant view just one.

ok I suck, moving on.

Can't believe I didn't see

Lightspeed - Finger Lickin' Good.

over 1 billlion served... lightspeed

Lightspeed -- We're better than a kick to the junk.

LOL

"The only thing better than shooting a lightspeed girl is making money off a lightspeed girl."

Profits at the speed of light.
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I know, I'm the money man.

lightspeed - it's good for ya

Lightspeed - where the men are men and the sheep are scared

Got lightspeed?

Lightspeed - that's how long he lasts.

Just playin :1orglaugh

Lightspeed 101 - cheap but effective marketing gimmicks.

lightspeed - sure beats mowing the lawn
don't forget the lightspeed
whose got lightspeed
lightspeed for breakfast lunch and dinner
top it off with a little lightspeed
nothing beats a good lightspeed
blowjob or lightspeed...i think ill take the blowjob

Buy my lightspeed!

Lightspeed, I liked it so much I bought the company.

I feel the need... the need for Lightspeed.

Prepare ship for light speed!
No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Light speed, too slow?!
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers :1orglaugh

Heyy.. gimmee a break.. I did TopGun first.

Mother, Jugs and Lightspeed??!!

We like Juggs at Lightspeed.. and some Mothers too! MILF! :Graucho

Damn the torpedoes! Full Lightspeed ahead!

You're in good hands with Lightspeed.

Snap, Crackle, Lightspeed!

Lightspeed! The quicker-picker-upper!

Say it with Lightspeed.

A Lightspeed a day helps you work, rest and play.

Dude! Get a Lightspeed!

Lightspeed - For the Cock Lover in All of Us!