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wehateporn 07-29-2013 02:32 AM

Soccer - A Real Man's Game?
 

Zeiss 07-29-2013 02:43 AM

It's called football.

wehateporn 07-29-2013 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Zealotry (Post 19736183)
It's called football.

I was using American English as this forum is hosted in Dallas :thumbsup

AndrewX 07-29-2013 04:10 AM

Just call it by its real original name.

Si 07-29-2013 04:19 AM

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Si 07-29-2013 04:20 AM

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Markul 07-29-2013 04:22 AM

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-29-2013 04:34 AM

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Brazilian soccer ref murdered after he stabs a player to death

SAO PAULO (AP) ? Police say enraged spectators invaded a football field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body after he stabbed a player to death.

The Public Safety Department of the state of Maranhao says in a statement that it all started when refereeOtavio da Silva expelled player Josenir Abreu from a game last weekend. The two got into a fist fight, then Silva took out a knife and stabbed Abreu, who died on his way to the hospital.

The statement issued this week says Abreu's friends and relatives immediately "rushed into the field, stoned the referee to death and quartered his body."

Local news media say the spectators also decapitated Silva and stuck his head on a stake in the middle of the field.

Police have arrested one suspect.

In other news, the NFL pre-season starts next Sunday... :thumbsup

:stoned

ADG

Black All Through 07-29-2013 05:29 AM

One thing that the US never won at was trying to bring what they call "football" to the rest of the world.

dyna mo 07-29-2013 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Black All Through (Post 19736335)
One thing that the US never won at was trying to bring what they call "football" to the rest of the world.

the nfl international series has sold out every game so far.

MaDalton 07-29-2013 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19736342)
the nfl international series has sold out every game so far.

i haven't even heard about it - and i actually played american football back in Germany for a little while and still watch at least the superbowl

it used to be somehow popular for a short time in the 90ties with the Euro League Football - i think JC from OCCash played in Germany for a while

but since then it completely disappeared again, most of the teams i knew from back then don't exist anymore

it is like it is - you guys will never be crazy about football (soccer), we will never really embrace american football and baseball

seeandsee 07-29-2013 05:48 AM

That player is nasty mother fucker, so not really best pic for what you tried, but he looks silly here,,,

dyna mo 07-29-2013 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19736348)
i haven't even heard about it - and i actually played american football back in Germany for a little while and still watch at least the superbowl

it used to be somehow popular for a short time in the 90ties with the Euro League Football - i think JC from OCCash played in Germany for a while

but since then it completely disappeared again, most of the teams i knew from back then don't exist anymore

it is like it is - you guys will never be crazy about football (soccer), we will never really embrace american football and baseball

sounds good to me. i do know the nfl has targeted britain for the international series, after mexico, the bigger opp is asia, *they* say it will happen but apparently the logistics and such mean it won't happen for quite a while.

either way, i've never understood the argument about a sport's name or shape of the ball,e tc. wo likes it and why.....it was a sport created ~100 years ago, it's evolved. nevertheless, some of the highest scoring american football players are the kickers.

Ross 07-29-2013 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19736342)
the nfl international series has sold out every game so far.

It's one game per year and the marketing budget is incredible. It is also strategically held in London, UK which has a large amount of North American people living there. Not to take anything away from American Football, I enjoy watching it and go to games, but if there was 20 games a season in London, the excitement would drop off pretty fast IMO. I'm a huge Football fan, it will never be bettered by any sport for me but I'm pretty open about watching new sports. Since moving to Canada I've really got into Hockey and NFL, it will never be as popular outside of North America tho as Football.

Best-In-BC 07-29-2013 05:56 AM

FUCK NO, No real man would play a game full or lie'ers and wine'ers

dyna mo 07-29-2013 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19736362)
It's one game per year and the marketing budget is incredible. It is also strategically held in London, UK which has a large amount of North American people living there. Not to take anything away from American Football, I enjoy watching it and go to games, but if there was 20 games a season in London, the excitement would drop off pretty fast IMO. I'm a huge Football fan, it will never be bettered by any sport for me but I'm pretty open about watching new sports. Since moving to Canada I've really got into Hockey and NFL, it will never be as popular outside of North America tho as Football.


i replied to a comment that efforts to expand the league internationally have failed, that's not the case. again, every game played outside the usa has sold out.

MaDalton 07-29-2013 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19736363)
FUCK NO, No real man would play a game full or lie'ers and wine'ers

thats about as true as if i would say that every NFL player is a steroid junkie with an IQ of 40

UniqueD 07-29-2013 06:10 AM

i thought this was photoshop, but nope..


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Caldo 07-29-2013 06:51 AM

haha cool pics

nico-t 07-29-2013 07:04 AM

why the fuck is he wearing a sports bra!

marcop 07-29-2013 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19736283)
In other news, the NFL pre-season starts next Sunday... :thumbsup

And in other news, the English Premier League kicks off on August 17th.

Double trouble 07-29-2013 07:11 AM

I dont like Ibrahimovic , fucking idiot

Lykos 07-29-2013 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 19736450)
I dont like Ibrahimovic , fucking idiot

He is good player though...

dehash 07-29-2013 07:26 AM

I don't like soccer rules/regulations - they don't use record replay, like american football refs do. Entire world can see it was fucking score and ball crossed goal line(because TV repeated it 100 times from different angles), but NO, fucking refs didn't see it. Or shame Maradona hand-made-goal. "Touch of the God"? Fuck you! It is SHAME!

dehash 07-29-2013 07:27 AM

BTW - soccer is World #1 game.

stephane76 07-29-2013 07:30 AM

Far from broadening his impressive resume with a stint as a glamour model, Zlatan ? according to Deadspin ? is sporting a performance-tracking kit designed by GPSports.

The tracker, according to their website, has numerous benefits, enabling analysts to compare a number of aspects of a player's game to maximise their performance. Perhaps Perhaps disconcertingly for the never knowingly over-exerted Zlatan, it also quantifies work rates...

http://sg.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fit...232106290.html

Best-In-BC 07-29-2013 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19736370)
thats about as true as if i would say that every NFL player is a steroid junkie with an IQ of 40

Yeah right, mine is factual, only pussies play soccer and every time they get touched they prove it. :1orglaugh

Best-In-BC 07-29-2013 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dehash (Post 19736485)
BTW - soccer is World #1 game.

Thats because any idiot can kick a ball :thumbsup

MaDalton 07-29-2013 07:51 AM

he has a black belt in Taekwondo btw - i doubt anyone here would have the balls to tell him that right into his face

the OP would be the last anyways

MaDalton 07-29-2013 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19736522)
Yeah right, mine is factual, only pussies play soccer and every time they get touched they prove it. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dyna mo 07-29-2013 07:52 AM

didn't a bunch of soccer fans freak out recently and cutoff a referree's head and put it on a stake in the middle of the field?

dehash 07-29-2013 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 19736524)
Thats because any idiot can kick a ball :thumbsup

You are to pessimistic:)

wehateporn 07-29-2013 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19736528)
didn't a bunch of soccer fans freak out recently and cutoff a referree's head and put it on a stake in the middle of the field?

My team have a cannibal as the star player, he's worth a lot of money


Scott McD 07-29-2013 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 19736560)
My team have a cannibal as the star player, he's worth a lot of money

He's a cunt. Can't stand him... :disgust

wehateporn 07-29-2013 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19736584)
He's a cunt. Can't stand him... :disgust

I've wanted us to sell him since before all that, you're right he is a cunt, I also believe that even though he is skilled, that overall he has a detrimental effect on team play. I'd much prefer a few players simply passing the ball and putting it into the net, rather than some incredible dribble from him which results in the ball being blasted straight at the keeper. I always had the feeling that if he scores he thinks he's won, even if Liverpool lose.

alex.missyouth 07-29-2013 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19736584)
He's a cunt. Can't stand him... :disgust

He's no cunt, he's the best player in the FA by far, you and wehateporn know shit about soccer.

marcop 07-29-2013 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by alex.missyouth (Post 19736911)
He's no cunt, he's the best player in the FA by far

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CourtneyR 07-29-2013 02:46 PM

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poncabare 07-29-2013 05:19 PM

clock runs backwards, can't use your hands, and super popular in countries where chickens roam the streets? you can have it...

Major (Tom) 07-29-2013 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AndrewX (Post 19736255)
Just call it by its real original name.

Fagball?
Ds


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