A thread to mock Americans
 

It's funny how you throw your hands up looking for answers

Its funny how you try to find a suspect

Its funny how you call to arms

Its funny how you shoot first and think later

Its funny how you think you are better than the rest of the world

It's funny how you think we aren't.

It's funny how this thread backfired with the first reply. :1orglaugh

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it's funny how you're sucking up on an AMERICAN forum :1orglaugh

It's funny you care.

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It's funny when someone tells a very amusing joke.

Who's "we"?

You are funny... in your own special way

Read the fucking thread title you fucking retard.

It's kind of funny that others spend so much time obsessing over us.

Go live your life, don't worry about what we're up to.

Think it's safe to say starting a thread putting an entire country of people into 5 lines is kind of ignorant regardless. The horse is dead, long dead. Stop trying to kick it back to life. :2 cents:

especially after he started a thread admitting he can't afford 20 bucks a month for stats.

this is funny

Mock this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BFxJfu_CUAAzNsS.jpg:large

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._of_Hawaii.jpg

http://s4.goodfon.com/image/202287-3600x2400.jpg

1) Only one country has a flag on the moon, and it ain't yours.

2) The USA invented the internet.

So when you're surfing the net today and when look up at the moon later tonight, don't be mad.

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4036/4...6242c79a_z.jpg

What e-v-e-r-e-r...tomorrow is 4/20, so I'm getting ready tonight! :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

:2 cents:

Actually on my way now to pick up tomorrows party favors

may i recommend the firewalker og? it is tres fuego

I'm not gonna mock anyone :-) still trying to force myself away from the computer to get those 3.5 hours of sleep, but anyway... Stay safe everyone, no matter where you're from.
One thing is for sure, if the US didnt exist, the world would be more of a scary place than it is now already

Exactly.
Puff puff, pass, son!

Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, and Bunny Wailer

Went by the medical collective earlier today and picked up a 4/20 special (3 4-gram eighths for $100), of SFV Kush, Green Crack, and Lemon Wreck. :smokin

Going to HempCon tomorrow...(again):

:stoned

ADG

nice! i hit the dispensary earlier, i tried to time it so i would go tomorrow but i ran out today! that's how i know about the firewalker og.

i always just get an ounce, so i never really get any deals other than that, which is actually the best price structure i think? last time i crunched the #s..

we aren't without faults but i wouldn't trade this place for anywhere else in the world. although i do enjoy visiting some of your beautiful countries too.

:1orglaugh Broke ass niggas

End of discussion.

Run what?

Every part of this country is different and there are different types of Americans and politics that everyone here hates, too, but we deal with it instead of being ignorant and prejudice...
The media is fucking with you.

Pay very close attention attention...

That was great. Good times...

I must admit the Chechnyan angle is a complete surprise. I don't believe this is a Chechnyan thing; I think this is a Muslim Jihad thing.

I don't understand the Jihad thing at all. You are going to punch the strongest boy at school for no reason and then watch him beat the shit out of you for the next four years of high school? And do it again over and over again?

you are a funny guy.

haha you dont actually believe that do you

oh we would but your army and politics wont leave the world alone...you spend so much time obsessing over the world like it actually belongs to you but you only make up 5% of the world...

now keep in mind its your bombers that fly over half the world and bomb shit, sorry if we post something on a forum in retaliation :1orglaugh

I know americans think the world should just shut up about the bombing and let your corporations make money and "protect interests"...it is in your culture to be locusts...ask the native americans and their slave back up...you are 'mericans and the other 95% non american human beings are being subjected to your mickey mouse politics...

world politics are decided with your phoney elections where the 2 candidates pretend to give a shit about gay marriage and abortion :1orglaugh


seriously I have nothing against americans...its just that you guys wont leave us the fuck alone...

no reason? really? :1orglaugh they had nothing better to do and flew over half the globe to mess shit up? oh wait that was you not them :1orglaugh


and then wait to get a big gun/bomb/nuke/nasty flesh eating bacteria...

also try putting yourself in their shoes: your mickey mouse politics have stripped them of any future, their countries will be "BAD" until they comply to your politics and then they will be a joke like iraq...you are practically begging them to blow you up...

you would do the same to anybody who came to your country and destroyed it over the politics of bill clinton and bush...

hahaha I don't know if I've laughed so many times in 1 thread. And some great photos

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