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SleazyDream 02-09-2003 09:12 PM

Who else wishes they were gay?
 
God damn it, sometimes after talking to my wife or other women that I have to deal with I wish I was just gay.

Gay men must have it sooooo easy not having to rely on women like straight men do....... I envy them

Sly_RJ 02-09-2003 09:13 PM

No need to wish. Just bend over, big boy.

kenny 02-09-2003 09:15 PM

Most women are whacked, but I still never wished to be gay

Juicy D. Links 02-09-2003 09:16 PM

Sleazy you know you like the cock , dont deny it anymore big boy.

Interlude 02-09-2003 09:16 PM

Yeah, there's just that little problem of MAN ASS.

nikudorei 02-09-2003 09:16 PM

men are just as fucked up as women in their own way.

im straight and proud baby... least thats what the guy i fuck in the ass tells me.

KrazieSweets 02-09-2003 09:18 PM

:1orglaugh

SleazyDream 02-09-2003 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
No need to wish. Just bend over, big boy.
If that did it for me I'd be the happiest man alive.....

escorpio 02-09-2003 09:20 PM

As a gay friend once said to me..."hahahaha! You go out HOPING to get laid! I DECIDE to get laid and go out!" I've always envied that. Not enough to jam it up some guys butt, though.

Centurion 02-09-2003 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
God damn it, sometimes after talking to my wife or other women that I have to deal with I wish I was just gay.

Gay men must have it sooooo easy not having to rely on women like straight men do....... I envy them

lol..picking myself up off the floor! Oh if it were only so! It's worse when you're gay. Gay men are just as bad if not worse than women! If only there was a third sex!!


"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."

Dj Furious 02-09-2003 09:21 PM

i feel sick...

escorpio 02-09-2003 09:22 PM

Could there be a lucky tranny in Sleazy's future?:winkwink:

Nasty 02-09-2003 09:24 PM

After getting fucked in 2 divorces, I'm wishing I had been gay

quiet 02-09-2003 09:26 PM

the entire relationship thing is fucked

SleazyDream 02-09-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked
when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Spunky 02-09-2003 09:29 PM

Now to start dressing up the part..Some photoshop guy has to impose Sleazy's face in this :1orglaugh
http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/larsl%203.21.02.JPG

LiveDose 02-09-2003 09:30 PM

:eek7

escorpio 02-09-2003 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Now to start dressing up the part..Some photoshop guy has to impose Sleazy's face in this :1orglaugh
http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/larsl%203.21.02.JPG

You're scaring the children!:waaaaahh

escorpio 02-09-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Don't worry, that "wanting to be attached when you're single" shit wears off after a few attachments.:thumbsup

KRL 02-09-2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked
:thumbsup I agree 1000%.

gothweb 02-09-2003 09:43 PM

I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

SleazyDream 02-09-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

i love it - advise from a guy who wants to wear spikes on his neck on an airplane...............

escorpio 02-09-2003 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
I love women. All of my best friends and favourite people have been women. I wouldn't know where I was if it weren't for the women in my life.

My advice... If you think they are all insane, it may be because you don't have healthy relationships with the women in your life, because you don't respect them.

fag

AOLGuy 02-09-2003 10:00 PM

dude, you LOVE the cock.

haggard 02-09-2003 10:05 PM

i dunno but if i was a chick...

i'd want to be gay. boobies all around!

UncleJimmy 02-09-2003 10:06 PM

"OH WHAT A LOVELY TEA PARTY!"

angelsofporn 02-09-2003 10:50 PM

thats it..i'm going gay..first thing tommorrow

Dawgy 02-09-2003 10:53 PM

being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex. :2 cents:

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.

archer 02-09-2003 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
being gay sucks. its all drama. u think ur wife is bad. try living with a gay guy for a week. youd be begging to be straight again. sure its pretty easy to get laid, but then again, its not all about sex. :2 cents:

anyway... i feel ur pain sleazy.


dawgy, i'm shocked, absolutely shocked i tell you:winkwink:

face it... a relationship with another person is always fraught with tension... that's what makes it fun.

and not only gays are drama queens! :)

just give me another person that's less screwed up than i am and i'd be happy:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Joe Sixpack 02-09-2003 11:05 PM

Most women love two things - money and attention.

If men stopped giving it to them, they'd be running after us instead of the other way around.

digifan 02-09-2003 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


when you're single you want to be attached and when you're attached you want to be single.........

Said
Big Boy Jackson
Getting
Into his pickup
Monday,
"Looks like
Wherever I am,
I got to go
In the opposite direction"

digifan 02-09-2003 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the entire relationship thing is fucked
Oh yeah.. but lust makes equeals of us all, baby.

Jamdin 02-09-2003 11:19 PM

The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...

Dawgy 02-09-2003 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamdin
The better question is: who wishes for no labels? Do what feels good as long as it harms none...
the voice of reason.

Plugger 02-09-2003 11:30 PM

I once asked my wife if I could do a gay POV site, she said sure. Then I said what is the difference if I did a straight POV site, and she said "it is just different". You can't win . . .

Dawgy 02-09-2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Plugger
I once asked my wife if I could do a gay POV site, she said sure. Then I said what is the difference if I did a straight POV site, and she said "it is just different". You can't win . . .
rule #27:
its not cheating if you go outside your sexuality.

FlyingIguana 02-09-2003 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
As a gay friend once said to me..."hahahaha! You go out HOPING to get laid! I DECIDE to get laid and go out!" I've always envied that. Not enough to jam it up some guys butt, though.
that also has its pitfalls, gay men are more likely to catch something

kmanrox 02-09-2003 11:34 PM

katoeys are far more to handle, don't do it sleazy

Dawgy 02-09-2003 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
that also has its pitfalls, gay men are more likely to catch something
correction:
stupid gay men are just as likely to catch something as stupid straight men.

FlyingIguana 02-10-2003 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

correction:
stupid gay men are just as likely to catch something as stupid straight men.

but when you have both parties being male, there's a larger chance of that stupidity going around.


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