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Rochard 03-24-2008 12:56 PM

Time to get your balls wet!!!
 
WhOOt whOOt!!!

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http://www.xxxironman.com/promo2.jpg

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A-Bomb 03-24-2008 01:02 PM

PLEEEEAAASE! You all will be sucking the balls of Team DiscoDinero/Traffic Gigolos

bobby666 03-24-2008 01:04 PM

seems to become great fun

Violetta 03-24-2008 01:07 PM

Sounds fun...

Vegas Ken 03-24-2008 01:07 PM

I am working on finalizing a partner now. Watch out!

RyuLion 03-24-2008 01:07 PM

that's right be afraid of the one and only Latino..

A-Bomb 03-24-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 13964118)
that's right be afraid of the one and only Latino..

Tu no puede ganar contra el loco asian!!!!

Sosa 03-24-2008 01:29 PM

sounds like fun :)

tranza 03-24-2008 01:33 PM

Whoever did that flyer got Puma SWEDE domain wrong.

:2 cents:

RyuLion 03-24-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13964362)
Whoever did that flyer got Puma SWEDE domain wrong.

:2 cents:

oppss..Jack?!

Xrated J 03-24-2008 01:44 PM

me and flash cash kris are going to be the only sober ones

avalanche 03-24-2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13964362)
Whoever did that flyer got Puma SWEDE domain wrong.

:2 cents:

Corrected! Thanks for the heads up! My fault!

Luca_Triple 10 03-24-2008 01:49 PM

Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu 

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you
We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make you move your body down to the ground
We've got Pointdexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me Lamar
We've got Takashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along
And just when you thought you'd seen it all 

Along comes Triple 10 with their beer pong ball lol

it's on A-Bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha :winkwink:

Xrated J 03-24-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 13964542)
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu 

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you
We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make you move your body down to the ground
We've got Pointdexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me Lamar
We've got Takashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along
And just when you thought you'd seen it all 

Along comes Triple 10 with their beer pong ball lol

it's on A-Bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Deej 03-24-2008 01:53 PM

Im there!!! i might have to be the designated drinked for hawtmoney, well see...

I wanna toss my balls around though, too :pimp

RyuLion 03-24-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A-Bomb (Post 13964217)
Tu no puede ganar contra el loco asian!!!!

si bien pero bien loco! :1orglaugh

KILL_FRENZY 03-24-2008 01:59 PM

nice promo :thumbsup

avalanche 03-24-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 13964542)
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu 

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you
We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make you move your body down to the ground
We've got Pointdexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me Lamar
We've got Takashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along
And just when you thought you'd seen it all 

Along comes Triple 10 with their beer pong ball lol

it's on A-Bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha :winkwink:


LOL....wasn't sure you would get the Lambda Lambda Lambda reference as I think it came out before you were born...

Dwreck 03-24-2008 02:02 PM

I like the sayings! Mandys made me spit out my drink! lol

Im so there but Im going to lose on purpose. I just wanna show you what its like to be in the presence of a celebrity like myself. LOL

avalanche 03-24-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 13964661)
I like the sayings! Mandys made me spit out my drink! lol

Im so there but Im going to lose on purpose. I just wanna show you what its like to be in the presence of a celebrity like myself. LOL

MistyAnderson and illeana are on a team and they'll probably be the ones to take you out! And, remember, illeana probably couldn't make a ping pong ball into a pool form 4 feet away!

A-Bomb 03-24-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 13964542)
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu 

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you
We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make you move your body down to the ground
We've got Pointdexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me Lamar
We've got Takashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along
And just when you thought you'd seen it all 

Along comes Triple 10 with their beer pong ball lol

it's on A-Bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha :winkwink:

I'm sure you will be using your secret weapon... your Lamar Limp Wrist throwing style :1orglaugh

avalanche 03-24-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luca_Triple 10 (Post 13964542)
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands!
We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu 

We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you
We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound 

That'll make you move your body down to the ground
We've got Pointdexter on the violin 

And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in
We've got Booger Presley on the mean guitar 

And a rap by little old me Lamar
We've got Takashi beating on his gong 

The boys and the Mu's are clapping along
And just when you thought you'd seen it all 

Along comes Triple 10 with their beer pong ball lol

it's on A-Bomb!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha :winkwink:

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

illeana 03-24-2008 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 13964677)
MistyAnderson and illeana are on a team and they'll probably be the ones to take you out! And, remember, illeana probably couldn't make a ping pong ball into a pool form 4 feet away!

I'm not only taking Dwreck out we're taking everyone out!

That $2500 is ours....I can already see the new shoes in my closet!

RyuLion 03-24-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 13964677)
MistyAnderson and illeana are on a team and they'll probably be the ones to take you out! And, remember, illeana probably couldn't make a ping pong ball into a pool form 4 feet away!

lol..that is soo wrong..:1orglaugh

Burnt Bacon 03-24-2008 02:23 PM

Duff Man?

Triple10Terry 03-24-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 13964661)
I like the sayings! Mandys made me spit out my drink! lol

Im so there but Im going to lose on purpose. I just wanna show you what its like to be in the presence of a celebrity like myself. LOL

Ohhhhhh Shit!! I didnt know DJ Tiesto was going to Phoenix?!?! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GUNNER 03-24-2008 02:42 PM

drunk ppl throwing shit - good times!

chri$tian 03-24-2008 03:37 PM

BEER SPONSOR... yea...
Also see this post for an extra PRIZE...

DIABOLIC DOLLARS OFFERS UP CHALLENGE TO WEBMASTERS, GIVING AWAY ADDITIONAL CASH AND PRIZES DURING THE XXXIRONMAN EVENT AT THE PHOENIX FORUM: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=816165

http://www.jupzchris.com/drink.jpg

Bring it bitches..

Rochard 03-24-2008 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUNNER (Post 13964957)
drunk ppl throwing shit - good times!

Sounds promising, doesn't it?

punker barbie 03-24-2008 04:36 PM

Team Punker19!

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...barbie/944.jpg

RyuLion 03-24-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 13965810)

oh, no..team trouble..:winkwink:

avalanche 03-24-2008 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 13965810)

Some how I anticipate quite a bit of distraction going on at this table....hmmmm....whether intended or not.

Rochard 03-24-2008 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 13965810)

That's it - game over folks.

Everyone else will be blinded by beauty!

Xrated J 03-24-2008 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by avalanche (Post 13966086)
Some how I anticipate quite a bit of distraction going on at this table....hmmmm....whether intended or not.

you took the words right out of my mouth

GUNNER 03-24-2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illeana (Post 13964757)

That $2500 is ours....I can already see the new shoes in my closet!

u need another closet just to hold the ones you already have!

http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/642.jpg

nosey 03-24-2008 10:36 PM

nice :thumbsup

Rochard 03-25-2008 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUNNER (Post 13967457)
u need another closet just to hold the ones you already have!

http://lolcat.com/images/lolcats/642.jpg

That's fucking great......

miss_jody 03-25-2008 12:16 AM

u guys are all toast!!

pp steve and i are gna kick ur butts

we have been practicing drinking our beer!!
we are up to 100 each in 2 hours - watch out!!

:thumbsup

D Ghost 03-25-2008 12:40 AM

Sweet, looks like fun!

Madame0120 03-25-2008 03:35 AM

I'd kick ya'lls collective asses, if it coffee pong!


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