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  • TheAmericanCannibal
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 3087

    #1

    Nobody In Porn Does It Better Than Me

    Check out http://www.tmz.com
    in ten minutes- the you'll see why i am the King of all adult media

  • Penthouse Tony
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 5835

    #2
    the suspense is killing me
    aamos AT FFN dot com
    Penthouse.com Business Development
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    • D-Money
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Feb 2002
      • 9716

      #3
      If they really put it up,


      You're the man!
      Still Ballin'

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      • »Rob Content«
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2006
        • 4348

        #4
        A story about paris and jail.. fucking amazing?

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        • MikeVega
          **Porntrepreneur**
          • Jul 2004
          • 12788

          #5
          love ya KB ... see ya in Vages bitches !!!!


          Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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          • p1mpdogg
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 16714

            #6
            youpaid a snitch to write some bs?

            amazing work KB, you rock!


            fucking moron. go away
            A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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            • Phoenix
              BACON BACON BACON
              • Nov 2002
              • 35475

              #7
              because you have man boobs?
              Telegram PhoenixBrad
              https://quantads.io

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              • D-Money
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2002
                • 9716

                #8
                Originally posted by VG.Content
                A story about paris and jail.. fucking amazing?

                It's not that story.

                KB's will be posted shortly.
                Still Ballin'

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                • D-Money
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9716

                  #9
                  "Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?"

                  It's this story.

                  I'll quote the whole piece.

                  An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

                  TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:


                  Coley Laffoon:

                  We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

                  We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

                  So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

                  Sincerely,

                  Kevin Blatt
                  Still Ballin'

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                  • s9ann0
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 4873

                    #10
                    whats that snorting white lines ?

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                    • D-Money
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9716

                      #11
                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                      youpaid a snitch to write some bs?

                      amazing work KB, you rock!


                      fucking moron. go away

                      One day maybe you and KB will make up and you'll get free PR on TMZ's front page.
                      Still Ballin'

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                      • p1mpdogg
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 16714

                        #12
                        Originally posted by D-Money
                        One day maybe you and KB will make up and you'll get free PR on TMZ's front page.
                        I would never be nice to KB, he is too easy of a target, that and the fact the guy is about as credible as a n i g g er in a jewelry store.
                        A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                        • TheAmericanCannibal
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 3087

                          #13
                          Pimpdogg-

                          YOu can SUCK MY DICK
                          When you can get a million dollar ad for FREE then tell me what a retard I am-

                          Until then keep hating-
                          Tucker can't get your "hatred" out of any of your assets

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                          • D-Money
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 9716

                            #14
                            Well, like KB or not, he gets big press for his clients.

                            So he's delivering what he sets out to do.

                            Soon they'll call him KBZ.
                            Still Ballin'

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                            • p1mpdogg
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 16714

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                              Pimpdogg-

                              YOu can SUCK MY DICK
                              When you can get a million dollar ad for FREE then tell me what a retard I am-

                              Until then keep hating-
                              Tucker can't get your "hatred" out of any of your assets
                              tucker never had nything of mine hats the funny thing lol

                              as far as the ad gges... 1 million dollars eh? you think you are reaching just a tad?
                              A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                              • xxxdesign-net
                                My hips don't lie
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 10129

                                #16
                                So KB.. what kind of deal did you cut with TMZ.. ? Youll gave them inside scoops on celebrity sex tapes.. ? You paid them.. ?

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                                • tranza
                                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 57559

                                  #17
                                  Congrats man.....
                                  I'm just a newbie.

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                                  • p1mpdogg
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 16714

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by D-Money
                                    Well, like KB or not, he gets big press for his clients.

                                    So he's delivering what he sets out to do.

                                    Soon they'll call him KBZ.
                                    it is admirable that you stick up for your brother D, you really dont have a choice becuase you are a lover not a hater and would rather suck it up than fight it out...

                                    cant ignore the fact that all of KB's history has been nothing but failure and scandal.

                                    his one big success is based on a stolen tape

                                    LOL
                                    A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                      My hips don't lie
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 10129

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                      So KB.. what kind of deal did you cut with TMZ.. ? Youll gave them inside scoops on celebrity sex tapes.. ? You paid them.. ?
                                      or worse.. youll tell TMZ what certain celebrities bought with their PureVanilla card ?

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                                      • TheAmericanCannibal
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2006
                                        • 3087

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                        or worse.. youll tell TMZ what certain celebrities bought with their PureVanilla card ?
                                        That would be great in theory but since PV doesn't store any customer data and the only thing we grab is their ABA and DDA routing number from their checking out-
                                        WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

                                        That's pretty secure, and ANONYMOUS wouldn't you agree?

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                                        • Sosa
                                          In Tushy Land
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 40149

                                          #21
                                          pure vanilla gold card! great for pure vanilla!

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                                          • scouser
                                            marketer.
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 2280

                                            #22
                                            umm ... congrats

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                                            • p1mpdogg
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 16714

                                              #23
                                              why did you guys pick gold? to relate to the black community, or is platinum plaid out KB?

                                              honest question wigger
                                              A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                              • Juicy D. Links
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 122992

                                                #24
                                                lolllllllllll

                                                bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle i love u

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                                                • fbrtopic
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 283

                                                  #25
                                                  Hahahahaha, awesome article!

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                                                  • p1mpdogg
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 16714

                                                    #26
                                                    KB where is the article?

                                                    i see justin timberlake and paris.

                                                    did they put you on the back burner cause JT is a sure thing?
                                                    A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                                    • Halcyon
                                                      Spread The Pink!
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 8609

                                                      #27
                                                      You are a king among men. "King of what" is still undecided. ;)
                                                      HAL on TEDx:

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                                                      • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                        • 3087

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                        KB where is the article?

                                                        i see justin timberlake and paris.

                                                        did they put you on the back burner cause JT is a sure thing?
                                                        I thought you said you were sober- you didn't mention DUMB too


                                                        http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/could-...habit-pay-off/

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                                                        • p1mpdogg
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 16714

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                          I thought you said you were sober- you didn't mention DUMB too


                                                          http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/could-...habit-pay-off/
                                                          see, i figured for 1 million, youd get the front page, not burried deep in some page that will enver get read!

                                                          LOL
                                                          A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                                          • baddog
                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                            • Apr 2001
                                                            • 107089

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by D-Money
                                                            "Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?"

                                                            It's this story.

                                                            I'll quote the whole piece.

                                                            An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

                                                            TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:


                                                            Coley Laffoon:

                                                            We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

                                                            We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

                                                            So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

                                                            Sincerely,

                                                            Kevin Blatt

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                                                            • p1mpdogg
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 16714

                                                              #31
                                                              KB, please clarify what your intention was with this thread.

                                                              You came off like you were getting front page coverage on some crap about your scam with purechocolate.

                                                              yt, you post some article that noone will ever see other than those you force it upon and put in your resume of failures.

                                                              you are truely a complete moron man. for real.
                                                              A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                                              • xxxdesign-net
                                                                My hips don't lie
                                                                • Nov 2002
                                                                • 10129

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by p1mpdogg

                                                                You came off like you were getting front page coverage on some crap about your scam with purechocolate.
                                                                its now the 5th article on the front page..

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                                                                • p1mpdogg
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 16714

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by xxxdesign-net
                                                                  its now the 5th article on the front page..
                                                                  they snuck it in under paris?

                                                                  LOL

                                                                  and thats worth a million bucks?

                                                                  KB, where did you get this million dollar figure from? for a simple press release of sorts on some crappy site.

                                                                  you are a true dreamer my man, ill give you that much
                                                                  A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                    see, i figured for 1 million, youd get the front page, not burried deep in some page that will enver get read!

                                                                    LOL
                                                                    It is on the front page. He just gave you a direct link since your hatred seems to have damaged your vision.

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                                                                    • p1mpdogg
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 16714

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      It is on the front page. He just gave you a direct link since your hatred seems to have damaged your vision.
                                                                      thats great and all, but it wasnt even a headliner, they snuck it in under paris at some point? am i missing something here? right ater he posted this thread i looked and i saw paris and now 3 more new ones, his never was at the top from my evaluation ;)

                                                                      either way, like i said, he can put this in his resume for the 2 things in life he has done.

                                                                      promote a stolen tape and get an article published on the inter web.
                                                                      A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!

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                                                                      • baddog
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                        • 107089

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                        thats great and all, but it wasnt even a headliner, they snuck it in under paris at some point? am i missing something here? right ater he posted this thread i looked and i saw paris and now 3 more new ones, his never was at the top from my evaluation ;)

                                                                        either way, like i said, he can put this in his resume for the 2 things in life he has done.

                                                                        promote a stolen tape and get an article published on the inter web.
                                                                        Actually, if you look at the time stamp you will see that his article was up before the Paris/Twin Tower article

                                                                        It is a scrolling thing. First on, first off.

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                                                                        • Danny B
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 4423

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Oh snap that's some good stuff right there
                                                                          Danny B

                                                                          ICQ: 407485488
                                                                          SKYPE: DAN-DEVELOPMENT

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                                                                          • bobby666
                                                                            boots are my religion
                                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                                            • 21765

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i better go to sleep

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                                                                            • munki
                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 13393

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Goooo KB!

                                                                              I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                              • RevSand
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                                • 8151

                                                                                #40
                                                                                KB.. you might want to hit up Gene at ********.. He has your name listed wrong on his front page when he picked up the article.. Just saw the posting there before I came here and saw your thread on it. The good thing about an article like that is that it will be picked up on smaller sites also that people like me read who do not read TMZ on a regular bases...


                                                                                BadBitchesGoodWeed


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                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 9716

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Well, I have some of my clients paysites listed inside Pure Vanilla and the joins are rockin' today!

                                                                                  It's nice to GET joins from a payment solution.

                                                                                  So thanks to KB's press, it actually put money in my clients pockets.
                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                  • BradM
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                                                    • 3397

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                                    Well, I have some of my clients paysites listed inside Pure Vanilla and the joins are rockin' today!

                                                                                    It's nice to GET joins from a payment solution.

                                                                                    So thanks to KB's press, it actually put money in my clients pockets.
                                                                                    If you guys weren't brothers I'd assume you were gay with all the cock-rubbing you fucking shameful tools do.

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                                                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 34512

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      So the big question becomes, did that article get surfers to come to purevanilla to get a card? I got the impression it was more satirical in nature but if it will generate sales, then congrats. Nothing like free advertising.
                                                                                      WG
                                                                                      I play with Google.

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                                                                                      • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                                        • 3087

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                                                        So the big question becomes, did that article get surfers to come to purevanilla to get a card? I got the impression it was more satirical in nature but if it will generate sales, then congrats. Nothing like free advertising.
                                                                                        WG
                                                                                        Our traffic at 4 pm EST was more than the last three days of traffic for us and we have had more NEW ACCOUNTS sign up than reloads of accounts which was huge for us.

                                                                                        I can't give exact numbers, but I can assure you that it has been and still is FUCKING HUGE!

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                                                                                        • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                                          • 3087

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Baddog shutting up Trey Hickey is always the best...

                                                                                          :-))

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                                                                                          • Penthouse Tony
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 5835

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                            Our traffic at 4 pm EST was more than the last three days of traffic for us and we have had more NEW ACCOUNTS sign up than reloads of accounts which was huge for us.

                                                                                            I can't give exact numbers, but I can assure you that it has been and still is FUCKING HUGE!
                                                                                            At the end of the day that's all that matters.
                                                                                            aamos AT FFN dot com
                                                                                            Penthouse.com Business Development
                                                                                            ICQ: 49090846 | Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

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                                                                                            • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                                              • 3087

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Sagi_AFF
                                                                                              At the end of the day that's all that matters.
                                                                                              WORD.
                                                                                              What's up stud?
                                                                                              Was just looking at pics of you and Ice Cube
                                                                                              :-))

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                                                                                              • WiredGuy
                                                                                                Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                                                • 34512

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                                Our traffic at 4 pm EST was more than the last three days of traffic for us and we have had more NEW ACCOUNTS sign up than reloads of accounts which was huge for us.

                                                                                                I can't give exact numbers, but I can assure you that it has been and still is FUCKING HUGE!
                                                                                                Congrats, thats what matters at the end of the day, the dollars and cents
                                                                                                WG
                                                                                                I play with Google.

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                                                                                                • Penthouse Tony
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 5835

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                                  WORD.
                                                                                                  What's up stud?
                                                                                                  Was just looking at pics of you and Ice Cube
                                                                                                  :-))
                                                                                                  From your camera? Send them to me. E-mail in sig.
                                                                                                  aamos AT FFN dot com
                                                                                                  Penthouse.com Business Development
                                                                                                  ICQ: 49090846 | Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

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                                                                                                  • TheAmericanCannibal
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                                                                    • 3087

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Nah from JFK's pics Sagi

                                                                                                    But they are sooooooo good.
                                                                                                    American Cannibal is opening in SF this Friday (June 22).

                                                                                                    Go check it out!

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