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A story about paris and jail.. fucking amazing?
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"Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?"
It's this story.
I'll quote the whole piece.
An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!
TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:
Coley Laffoon:
We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!
We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.
So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??
Sincerely,
Kevin BlattStill Ballin'Comment
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A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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Pimpdogg-
YOu can SUCK MY DICK
When you can get a million dollar ad for FREE then tell me what a retard I am-
Until then keep hating-
Tucker can't get your "hatred" out of any of your assetsComment
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tucker never had nything of mine hats the funny thing lol
as far as the ad gges... 1 million dollars eh? you think you are reaching just a tad?A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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So KB.. what kind of deal did you cut with TMZ.. ? Youll gave them inside scoops on celebrity sex tapes.. ? You paid them.. ?Comment
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it is admirable that you stick up for your brother D, you really dont have a choice becuase you are a lover not a hater and would rather suck it up than fight it out...
cant ignore the fact that all of KB's history has been nothing but failure and scandal.
his one big success is based on a stolen tape
LOLA fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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That would be great in theory but since PV doesn't store any customer data and the only thing we grab is their ABA and DDA routing number from their checking out-
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.
That's pretty secure, and ANONYMOUS wouldn't you agree?Comment
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I thought you said you were sober- you didn't mention DUMB too

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/could-...habit-pay-off/Comment
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see, i figured for 1 million, youd get the front page, not burried deep in some page that will enver get read!I thought you said you were sober- you didn't mention DUMB too

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/could-...habit-pay-off/
LOLA fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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"Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?"
It's this story.
I'll quote the whole piece.
An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!
TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:
Coley Laffoon:
We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!
We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.
So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??
Sincerely,
Kevin Blatt






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KB, please clarify what your intention was with this thread.
You came off like you were getting front page coverage on some crap about your scam with purechocolate.
yt, you post some article that noone will ever see other than those you force it upon and put in your resume of failures.
you are truely a complete moron man. for real.A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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they snuck it in under paris?
LOL
and thats worth a million bucks?
KB, where did you get this million dollar figure from? for a simple press release of sorts on some crappy site.
you are a true dreamer my man, ill give you that muchA fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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thats great and all, but it wasnt even a headliner, they snuck it in under paris at some point? am i missing something here? right ater he posted this thread i looked and i saw paris and now 3 more new ones, his never was at the top from my evaluation ;)
either way, like i said, he can put this in his resume for the 2 things in life he has done.
promote a stolen tape and get an article published on the inter web.A fast fortune is easy to earn! Just go with a winner!Comment
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Actually, if you look at the time stamp you will see that his article was up before the Paris/Twin Tower articlethats great and all, but it wasnt even a headliner, they snuck it in under paris at some point? am i missing something here? right ater he posted this thread i looked and i saw paris and now 3 more new ones, his never was at the top from my evaluation ;)
either way, like i said, he can put this in his resume for the 2 things in life he has done.
promote a stolen tape and get an article published on the inter web.
It is a scrolling thing. First on, first off.Comment
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KB.. you might want to hit up Gene at ********.. He has your name listed wrong on his front page when he picked up the article.. Just saw the posting there before I came here and saw your thread on it. The good thing about an article like that is that it will be picked up on smaller sites also that people like me read who do not read TMZ on a regular bases...Comment
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Well, I have some of my clients paysites listed inside Pure Vanilla and the joins are rockin' today!
It's nice to GET joins from a payment solution.
So thanks to KB's press, it actually put money in my clients pockets.Still Ballin'Comment
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If you guys weren't brothers I'd assume you were gay with all the cock-rubbing you fucking shameful tools do.Comment
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So the big question becomes, did that article get surfers to come to purevanilla to get a card? I got the impression it was more satirical in nature but if it will generate sales, then congrats. Nothing like free advertising.
WGI play with Google.Comment
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Our traffic at 4 pm EST was more than the last three days of traffic for us and we have had more NEW ACCOUNTS sign up than reloads of accounts which was huge for us.
I can't give exact numbers, but I can assure you that it has been and still is FUCKING HUGE!Comment
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At the end of the day that's all that matters.
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Congrats, thats what matters at the end of the day, the dollars and cents
WGI play with Google.Comment
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Nah from JFK's pics Sagi
But they are sooooooo good.
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