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DEA - banned for life 03-06-2007 09:56 PM

US Army/Navy/Marines Draft in effect...You Showing up?
 
The US armed forces are pretty strapped....if we decide to take on iran/north korea/pakistan/lebanin and a draft is put into effect..will you show u if your nimber is picked?.


Me..unless its on US soil...hell fucking no!..i wiil go to B.C. ..snowboard like a che-amp and smoke/grow nugs until everything bblows over...or..UP!

aztecboi2003 03-06-2007 10:04 PM

I did 12 years, they can fight this one without me :winkwink:

CyberHustler 03-06-2007 10:07 PM

I did 6 miserable years... They'll never take me alive.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-06-2007 10:36 PM

I already did my time (six years in the USN)...

Let Dubya and his cronies, or better yet, their kids, serve on active duty on the front lines as enlisted infantry soldiers - then they may not get us into all the shit that they do, or at the very least, they will take action to stop needless deaths and injuries.

The all volunteer military is a disaster. Look closely at who is dying in Iraq - Disproportionately kids from rural areas and poor inner city youth that don't have very good employment options.

The draft is not much better, since the children of the Dubya's, the Cheney's and the Rumsfeld's, can all find deferements or loopholes to keep them out of harms way if they wish to, just as their father's did for them.

If I felt this country was in emminent danger, then I would enlist and serve again, even if I were not required to. Unfortunately, at times it appears that some in our own government pose the greatest danger to the people of this country.

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seeric 03-06-2007 10:42 PM

if you already served and are not on inactive you do not get called up.

i served 5 years active and 3 years inactive.

i'm now over the age limit as well.

all males between 18 and 27 are in that draft zone if they havent served.

SteveLightspeed 03-06-2007 10:45 PM

I'd serve my country...

...drinks at my "Fuck yeah, I'm too old to be drafted now!" party...

billybathgate 03-06-2007 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEA (Post 12032010)
i wiil go to B.C. ..snowboard like a che-amp and smoke/grow nugs until everything bblows over...or..UP!

:thumbsup

nick3131 03-06-2007 10:48 PM

hahaha, id show up to MEPS drunk and high as fuck

oh and I would have chronic back pain, a bad ankle and poor vision.

BusterBunny 03-06-2007 10:56 PM

sure he isn't the first thru any door but at least he is doing something
 
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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12032162)
I already did my time (six years in the USN)...

Let Dubya and his cronies, or better yet, their kids, serve on active duty on the front lines as enlisted infantry soldiers - then they may not get us into all the shit that they do, or at the very least, they will take action to stop needless deaths and injuries.



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shout out to prince harry for doing what our privileged youth get to avoid...

J.R. 03-06-2007 11:05 PM

I am too old now, I think they will pass me up!

p0rnus 03-06-2007 11:07 PM

I'm a reservist...i think i have to

pornguy 03-06-2007 11:11 PM

I Did my time, and I am over the age, but with what I did, I might get the call anyway. Fuck I should have thought about that shit before.

2012 03-06-2007 11:16 PM

playing in the sand
 
did mine too but Apparently they up the anti in 2006 ...

stickyfingerz 03-06-2007 11:17 PM

I have a narrow urethra.

http://www.snarkypants.com/snapperhead/Hank.jpg

Zebra 03-07-2007 12:12 AM

Things would have to get a hell of a lot worse than they are now for there to be another draft.

TexasDreams 03-07-2007 12:26 AM

I'm past even the June 2006 update that put the max age at 42. But I've had personal phone calls wanting "civilian contractors" due to a number defense engineering jobs I've worked on in the past.

DWB 03-07-2007 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 12032201)
I'd serve my country...

...drinks at my "Fuck yeah, I'm too old to be drafted now!" party...

I will be at that party!

For once, thank God I'm too old for something. :thumbsup

EBORG9 03-07-2007 12:36 AM

Did my 6, and I am probably too old now, but if anyone gets as far as the Bahamas, Hawaii, or Headed towards Cuba, I will boot up, load up, and head towards the front, and step right over you Canada dodging pot growers in a heart beat.
And when its all over, don't any of you came back and sit next to me at the bar.
As Forrest Gump say's "..and that's all I have to say about that."

baddog 03-07-2007 12:38 AM

I almost wish they would start the draft up again. The GFY entertainment alone would be worth it.

Tat2Jr 03-07-2007 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12032356)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TexasDreams 03-07-2007 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12032591)
I almost wish they would start the draft up again. The GFY entertainment alone would be worth it.

If they started the draft back up, and your son and daughter were to ship out in a week to the Middle East, would it still be entertaining? :2 cents:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-07-2007 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 12032257)
shout out to prince harry for doing what our privileged youth get to avoid...

Bah! The British forces have been a token force in Iraq since the war started nearly four years ago (3/20/03). Their current massive 7,100 member force has mostly been protecting their own barracks (plans have already been announced to cut their troops to 5,500 in the near future as a prelude to their ultimate withdrawal).

True, the British have lost something like 134 soliders so far in Iraq, the vast majority being enlisted personnel. On average, more police officers die in the U.S. each year than that.

The U.S. population is approximately five times greater that the U.K., yet we have twenty times as many troops in combat and have suffered fatalities at approximately 30 times the number which British troops have.

In fairness to the UK, they represent more than 50% of the non-US coalition.

The raw truth is the idea of a "coalition" is, and has always been a facade, to create an illusion to the American people that we have allies helping us in Iraq, when in fact no other country besides Britain ever had more than 3,300 troops (that would be South Korea, which likes to keep its troops battle ready - they are now down to 2,300 troops, with plans to withdraw 1,100 additional troops in the near future).

Prince Harry in Iraq represents a greater threat to his fellow troops by being a high value target, instead of being any kind of a difference maker in the war and the future of Iraq. If nothing else, I hope that he gets dusted up a little, and comes away with some practical knowledge about the stupidity of the leadership in the US and UK that have brought our countries to this point.

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spacedog 03-07-2007 01:12 AM

Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

Alky 03-07-2007 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032690)
Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

They would probably take you now, go for it man. :)

2012 03-07-2007 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032690)
Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

:1orglaugh

sextoyking 03-07-2007 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032690)
Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

yeh spacedog, there taking alot of different ppl now, former legal problems, etc.

But I dislike ppl who say they would love to blast fuckers with 50 cals, etc, etc.

Most ppl who have been in combat and come back say the killing, mamming part was the worst.... Once you've done it - you sure don't talk about it much..

oh and btw, don't know if you would see the towel turn red much as a 50 cal round would blow there head to shreads...

God I remember all the shooting in germany, would accidently fire a few hundred rounds into the forest or open landings and see all those blown up deer, sad....

aico 03-07-2007 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032690)
Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

Not only would they take you now, but they are waiving a lot of criminal charges. So go for it.

2012 03-07-2007 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032690)
Fuck getting drafted,,, I'd go join voluntarily..

Fucking love to shoot motherfuckers.. There's nothing in the world like blasting fuckers in the face with .50 cal bullets .. fucking watch their towels turn red,,,

the first time us was at war with Iraq, I was on uncle sam's doorstep begging to go...

too bad I had a legal problem that stopped me from going.. scored 98% on the ASVAB.. fucking was so pissed I couldn't go.

when I joined the army I was all about killin people too. YEAH MAN THIS IS FUCKING FUN SHIT. LETS GO BLOW SOME SHIT UP !!! then your first day of boot camp completely changes your attitude. then you realize you spend more time cleaning shit then shooting shit fuck it ....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-07-2007 01:31 AM

Scoring high on the ASVAB and other military tests generally gets you on a Staff command, not on the front lines. I never went on a ship except for in-port inspections during my six years in the Navy. The rest of the time I was mostly a desk jockey that got to travel around Asia on the taxpayers dime banging local hookers (not a bad gig if you can get it).

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CyberHustler 03-07-2007 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12032591)
I almost wish they would start the draft up again. The GFY entertainment alone would be worth it.

:Oh crap :Oh crap

Adultnet 03-07-2007 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 12032326)
I Did my time, and I am over the age, but with what I did, I might get the call anyway. Fuck I should have thought about that shit before.

Good luck !:)

2012 03-07-2007 01:43 AM

just like to say about my comment I was 19 poor as hell and that is what all the recruiters geared me up for.

2012 03-07-2007 01:50 AM

ask a Vietnam vet if the draft isn't right around the corner

shermo 03-07-2007 01:51 AM

I'd have to skip it. Thankfully I'm an only child with Asthma and a bum shoulder. :thumbsup

I haven't done what I've done with my life to go fuck it up in some war...especially if that war is to solve the problems between a bunch of middleaged elitists.

2012 03-07-2007 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shermsshack (Post 12032778)
I'd have to skip it. Thankfully I'm an only child with Asthma and a bum shoulder. :thumbsup

I haven't done what I've done with my life to go fuck it up in some war...especially if that war is to solve the problems between a bunch of middleaged elitists.

I feel the same way in a different way. I developed a fear of sharks. Why should I go get an education and waste 4 years of my life and go out and surf and become fish food. fuck that

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 03-07-2007 02:02 AM

I love Canada...

spacedog 03-07-2007 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by aico (Post 12032710)
Not only would they take you now, but they are waiving a lot of criminal charges. So go for it.

You mean like erase them !!!! Or just overlook them to send me over.

I'm 38, so don't know if they'd want me. :1orglaugh

But if they want, I'd go in a fucking second.

Well, now.. I am thinking about my daughters.. FUCK.. I'm staying home.

spacedog 03-07-2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 12032793)
I feel the same way in a different way. I developed a fear of sharks. Why should I go get an education and waste 4 years of my life and go out and surf and become fish food. fuck that

WHAT? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2012 03-07-2007 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 12032840)
WHAT? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

sorry I was thinking out* again. my bad . I was thinking of a bigger picture

madawgz 03-07-2007 02:12 AM

if that happens, it will truly be a very sad day...:( and many more miserable days to come...


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