Serious Question: How much do I tip the guy in the restroom?
 

Tipping is straight forward enough in a restaurant or hotel or whatever, but how much do you tip a restroom attendant? Does it depend on where you are or is there a flat rate? What sort of range is reasonable? $1? Does it depend what he actually does?


I think it is a creepy and disgusting thing to make some old nigger sit in the stench of my shits and then offer me a towel (if he is awake) when I'm done.

Yeah, one time I tipped nothing, another time $1.

I think it's a ridiculous practice though.

I tip them $20 the first time and then they treat you like a king... towel, cologne if needed, mints, gum, etc

Tip once decent and you are set

nothing because thats exactly what they do. The place that hires them should pay more for that job. They are a store and security guard at the same time.

Depends. If he compliments you on the size of your 'khram' then give him a dollar. If he laughs at it, throw some shit at him.

I don't as I hate them. I have no idea why people hire bathroom attendants as nobody I have met appreciates them.

if the toilet smells like hell - zero
if its nice I tip a Euro ($1.30)

tip a couple a dollar or two and they'll just be nice to you

Depends if they are doing their job

if they do then it's about a $1

And if I don't, they will be rude to me?



And what exactly is their job?

I eat at home !!

I fucking dont

We only tend to get them in clubs and I flat out refuse to tip them. They have cleaners to clean the toilets they simply hand you a towel (why can't I take it myself?!) and offer you fake cologne and mints..wtf?!

they make me feel uncomfortable.

i am very against tipping in most cases. i am not trying to convince the world that i am a pimp by dropping 20's everywhere just to prove i can. i work hard for what i have. i tip for exceptional service... and for service that i ask for. "just being there" or just bringing me what i ordered, doesn't qualify. i can't stand the idea that people tend to think they are entitled to tips just for showing up and doing a shitty job.

i don't give a shit that some guy is sitting there with a smile on his face in the mens room. i dont need it... i didn't ask for it... i don't want him to hand me a towel and look at me with this sad "please help me feed my family" smile. i dont like feeling like i am being hustled while i am trying to take a piss or doing anything else.

go to nice places in thailand and they come up behind you and start rubbing your shoulders while you try to piss.... THATS troubling.

Do they also cup your balls gently and wipe the drops afterwards?

In your country, the average tip is two goat horns.

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Funney.

Are you the resident Borat here?

Why don't you just throw him one of your old lottery tickets, and a sip of malt liquor. Thats what old lazy "n-words" like, you stupid fuck!

Something tells me it doesn't matter how much you tip, people call you a jerk when you leave the room.
Where as I would call you one to your face.
You even went out of your way, to fool the censors, just to say it.
How many people on this board have you offended just now.
You don't know? Thats the point!

LOL, who are you kidding? You can't afford to tip anyone :1orglaugh

you tip him as much as you can :winkwink:

my "tip" is usually about an inch and a half ...

"Q: Someone really pissed me off. I want to slam them on the board. Is this cool?
A: First off make sure you have substance to do so. Show some proof. We all want to know who is dirty. And lets keep it Mono y Mono, leave the innocent bystanders out of the fray. "

Taken from the forum rules. All in good fun, right?

You haven't been around for very long, have you? :1orglaugh

I can afford to tip your mom.

Damn, same old comebacks as when you registered here. No wonder everyone calls you dorkjedi :1orglaugh

I usually wind up spraying myself with all his cologne he has to i gotta drop the dude a nice tip. This is at the clubs , then every time i come back to refresh my cologne he has my stuff ready loll

sometimes when i tip em well , they offer to hold my penis for me when i take a piss.... this is good cause i am usually stumbling all over the place and cant shoot my piss straight and wind up spraying a 8 ft radius ... so when they hold my penis it really helps and stuff

Just having a little fun.
But seriously, c'mon what kind of back woods fuck still says that in public.

Awww.. are you upset because noone tipped you today? Don't feel bad.

Leave your paypal, i'll send ya a dolla.

everyone = epiccash asslickers like yourself?

:1orglaugh

Here's a tip. Shhhh, don't tell anyone but girls think that men who wear perfume (especially if it's alot of perfume) are trying to cover up the fact that they stink or fart alot.

You must be new here.

No its cool. Your mom "Mrs. DorkJedi" (or was that your wife), already tipped me. She left it on the dresser, (minus her bus fare, of course), when I was done with her. Tell her to bring some Cognac next time or I'm going to pass her around to my "Homies".

Arabs love pouring cologne all over themselves. No troll.

I've had many arabs working for me (i own a small fast food joint). These guys used so much cologne, I could barely spend 5 minuttes near them. The smell is so intense, i couldn't think straight.

WTF?

I always knew you had a small joint.

Oh yeah? What did you tip her for? Pounding you in the ass with a 20" black strap-on and shitting on your face?

:1orglaugh

It was 10" , and I made her buy a new one. The 20" one is still in the nightstand next to your bed..

:sleep

Weak.

Go play, little man, i'm done with you.