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xxxjay 07-18-2006 03:20 AM

How many days in Vegas are too many?
 
Just got back from the XBiz Vegas show. The maximum amount of time anyone should attempt to withstand in Sin City - (spiritually, mentally, or financially) ? is 3 days, after which ? you are only causing unneeded damage to your liver, brain, and wallet.

So what really goes on at these conventions? It?s a good forum to make new contacts and hammer out business deals. While in Lost Wages, I formed a new company: Bitch Management Solutions, where our motto is:

?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO?

During a series of high level business meetings, it was decided I would be CEO Chief Slap-a-Hoe, while my partners would head up the dirty arm of Bitch Management Solutions: The Ugly Webcam Girl Consulting Firm.

Ok, none of that is really true?it?s what you call fodder for a blog. The truth is a lot worse. Look for the gory details soon.

GrouchyAdmin 07-18-2006 03:22 AM

Ok, you used this whole thing as an elaborate ruse, because "Chief Slap-a-Ho" is actually funny, right? :0

I found one of my ancient business cards when digging through old records not long ago - Why I opted for "King and Tyrant.."

xxxjay 07-18-2006 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toonpornblog
Ok, you used this whole thing as an elaborate ruse, because "Chief Slap-a-Ho" is actually funny, right? :0

I found one of my ancient business cards when digging through old records not long ago - Why I opted for "King and Tyrant.."

:2 cents:

Scott McD 07-18-2006 03:42 AM

I stayed for 10 days a couple of years ago, and was fine.

And yes i have a gambling problem... :pimp

themanager 07-18-2006 03:50 AM

For me I'd like to stay 15 days and enjoy the casino.

munki 07-18-2006 04:09 AM

I'm usually only in Vegas for conventions... not a big fan of gambling... and I miss the beach to much.

Def. enjoy it while I'm there though, always good memories...ish...

fantabulous 07-18-2006 04:14 AM

till your pockets are full of :2 cents:

munki 07-18-2006 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fantabulous
till your pockets are full of :2 cents:

:1orglaugh Or :2 cents: is all your pockets have left. :pimp

seeric 07-18-2006 06:32 AM

dude.

3-4 days from now on. no longer.

6-7 like we pulled it this time is tooooooooo much.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

Tdog 07-18-2006 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

?WE SLAP BITCHES SO YOU DON?T HAVE TO?

yes, but only in vegas can your creative mind come up with stuff like that.

american pervert 07-18-2006 07:28 AM

i was once in vegas for 11 days, that was tough.. i think this next jan. will be about the same

E$_manager 07-18-2006 08:07 AM

a little bit less than a week if you have no special plans.

knightdown 07-18-2006 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
dude.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elle Sommers 07-18-2006 08:28 AM

Flying to Vegas from the east coast is a waste if you're only going to stay for a couple days... I stayed 5 this time, and loved every minute of it!

OMG Jim 07-18-2006 08:55 AM

After day three it's time to hit the road!

http://newgeneration.hu/content/2004..._las_vegas.jpg

It's a long drive to the next show in Miami. Hope to meet you there Jay:pimp


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s9ann0 07-18-2006 09:13 AM

I hate that place I would rather not go at all

aimeesweet 07-18-2006 09:44 AM

3 nights is the maximum for me...

Methodcash Rick 07-18-2006 10:03 AM

I live here, and it gets REAL OLD, REAL FAST..

Like they say, it's a nice place to visit, ya just don't want to live here..:1orglaugh

Syl 07-18-2006 10:06 AM

I went a few years ago for vacation and had a week trip planned. We ended up coming back early on the 5th day. It just got boring, plus I don't really gamble.

Mohawk Steve 07-18-2006 10:48 AM

After those 4 hardcore nights I was done.

E$_manager 07-18-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim
After day three it's time to hit the road!

http://newgeneration.hu/content/2004..._las_vegas.jpg

It's a long drive to the next show in Miami. Hope to meet you there Jay:pimp


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love that movie!!!! the best.

L-Pink 07-18-2006 11:07 AM

I need more information before rendering an opinion;

* How much are you up or down?

* Are you obviously being followed by hotel security?

* Do the hotel maids neatly coil the tie-downs when changing your sheets?

* Are you on a first name basis with escort services?

* When was the last time you remember eating?

Ross 07-18-2006 11:08 AM

Since anytime I go to Vegas it takes me over 14 hours to get there its not really somewhere I wanna go for 3 days. I think 7 days is the maximum amount of time anyone should be in Vegas for.

Anymore and you'll be:

1. Bankrupt
2. An alcoholic
3. A gambler
4. All of the above

Viva las vegas.

xNetworx 07-18-2006 11:29 AM

2 nights is all I can really handle. ... 3 nights if I can get 8 hours of sleep in there somewhere.

J$tyle$ 07-18-2006 11:34 AM

3 days is definitely the ideal if you do Vegas right!!

I've been saying that forever :)

bangman 07-18-2006 11:38 AM

Vegas is the only place I have been to where 4AM looks the same as 8PM.

xxxjay 07-18-2006 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers
Flying to Vegas from the east coast is a waste if you're only going to stay for a couple days... I stayed 5 this time, and loved every minute of it!

That is because you are young and not so jaded yet. Give it a few years. It was nice meeting you there though. :)

12clicks 07-18-2006 01:31 PM

3 nights is perfect.
how many days is that?:upsidedow

ronaldo 07-18-2006 01:34 PM

For an industry show, yeah 4-5 days is PLENTY.

Other than that, it totally depends on what you do while you're there. There's enough to see and do that you don't have to drink and gamble the entire time.

The wife and I are booked in for 10 days around Internext in January with a couple of other couples and we're gonna hang around for a week or so afterwards. No doubt we'll be tired when we get home, but we won't be broke and our livers will be intact...for the most part.

potter 07-18-2006 01:40 PM

I was there for TEN last jan. Ten straight days of waking up at 2-4pm showering, walking to the sweet we had setup and begin drinking. Hanging out and drinking, grabbing a bite to eat, and a little gambling till the party/event started for that night. Going to that event getting beyond wasted and having a blast, then coming back and drinking/gambling more untill about 12-2pm.

Averaged four hours of sleep, and it was constant drinking. All I can say after that is ten days in Vegas is way too much. Though, I'm sure I'll do it again this coming jan ;)

Doctor Dre 07-18-2006 01:44 PM

Since I don't gamble, fuck whores or take drugs, I can prolly stay there as long as I want ;)

punker barbie 07-18-2006 01:58 PM

i think when i start to pick other peoples nose its time to go home. with that being said no more than 3 days.

madawgz 07-18-2006 02:03 PM

the longer you stay the more you lose :(

~gambling temptations~

xxxjay 07-18-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Since I don't gamble, fuck whores or take drugs, I can prolly stay there as long as I want ;)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

anne 07-18-2006 03:23 PM

Yea more after three nights of party and no sleep you are glad to be back home in your own bed.

Elle Sommers 07-18-2006 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
That is because you are young and not so jaded yet. Give it a few years. It was nice meeting you there though. :)

Its a good thing you're a pedo then! :)

Nice meeting you too.

axelcat 07-18-2006 04:09 PM

more than 2 days gets dangerous in vegas

GTS Mark 07-18-2006 04:20 PM

3 days = Perfect

DH

RyuLion 07-18-2006 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
dude.

3-4 days from now on. no longer.

6-7 like we pulled it this time is tooooooooo much.

my bank account divorced me, my liver is pissed off and in counseling.

what you said.:Oh crap

wargames 07-18-2006 04:22 PM

2-3 days max on the forth day you start losing your mind and bank account :(


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