I am drunk, ask me anything I will give you a 100% honest answer
 

i am completely trashed...ask me anything right now and you will get a 100% honest answer.

can I ask anything?

I'd just like to say I'm glad you only shared . in the other thread instead of :

anything you want...I am an open door right now....you can even be completely negative about my past and I will answer honestly

huh?


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How big is your cock?

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: is a colon...

ahh nevermind, it was a stupid pun anyway...

jesus this board is slow tonight

around 7.5 inches hard, really small limp though...it is wierd

Have you ever fucked a fat girl?

i got it...it was mildly funny...LOL

Is one of your arms shorter then the other?

I lost my virginity to a whale, she was huge...it lasted about 25 seconds in the woods behind a party

Haha thats funny, nothing against fat girls Just askin, they need love to

oh wow, I have no idea...I would imagine it is though....nobody is perfect

It always is on the weekends. Glad your having a good night! :thumbsup

LOL geesh, thats cruel. God bless the fat chicks for being easy.

over the years I have had my share of one night stands that involved big fat juicy girls....I used to love any pussy I could get, there was a point where I worked at one of the largest dance clubs in nashville, I worked 4 nights a week and would have a different girl in my car or take home with me every night I worked...it is pretty gross to think about now, but I fucked so many girls, and I never wore a condom

my wife says that I am the luckiest man on earth, and i am inclined to believe her

it is our 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT!!!

we had a great night though, went to dinner then came home and had margaritas and shit.....6 fucking years though...crazy

When are you going to make your ear holes large enough so I can see through them like Irish Pimp?

(this is an important question, people........)

And then you came and posted on GFY - goober. :winkwink:

Do you shave your asshair?

they are actually big enough to stick my pointer finger through completely now.....not going any bigger than that though, beyond that is just wierd

haha...well, any stretching is just wierd....but well....shit...nevermind

Sounds like my earlier party days, havnt been doing it as much anymore

They've been married for 6 years.. trust me.. she doesn't mind LOl

she is sitting next to me laughing right now

HEY...are you coming out on wednesday? PLEASE!!!!

NO...I do shave almost there though...I shave my balls and shaft though, and I trim the regular bush with clippers...but I taper down past the balls and about halfway between the asshole and balls it tapers from no hair to ass hair

yeah, I love being married....my wife rules so much...I could never do shit like that anymore

haha, no shit....she is writing emails right now herself

we got married 6 years ago to this minute right now!!!!

Do you think being home trashed sitting on the computer is the road to the AA meeting? lol

haha, i wish!

rehab is for quitters man!

Hun, I woudl SO love to. Kathi said Tabitha is just a doll and I want to meet her, but next week is exams :( I'm going out Monday night for dinner but besides that, from now until then it's all studying :(

Once you get your hillbilly pool, invite me out and I'll wear my fat girl bathing suit and bring some meats to grill and we can have a grand old time :)

And of couse, now I'm going to want to stick my fingers in your ear all the time now..........:helpme

For now I love the single life ;)

I've got about 30 Ben Folds songs playing and chilling out.. while working on some stuff... CHECK OUT BEN FOLDS...

Jace you listen to ben folds?

Did you cheat your wife?

hahahha....once we get it, you are invited ANY time you wanna come over...i can't wait to relax on a raft in the backyard

we actually priced real pools for the backyard, and to level out our shit and get a real pool put in would be $97,000......LOL...so, we will just keep buying new hillbilly pools every time the one we have pops

I actually do man...been listening to them for years

What is the best way to generate traffic going to a TGP?

never, I am not a cheater

but then again, would you cheat on this?

http://www.tabithastoybox.net/tmp/fo...-nscash-02.jpg

fuck if I know man

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tgp traffic is some of the most shitty traffic in the world these days, I think 404 traffic is about 3 steps behind tgps' anymore...
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