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boneprone 04-29-2002 02:06 PM

Im Getting Married!
 
New from the Boneprone Family!
As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html

I feel like picking up a few of them next week for a second load.
You can make a nice little website with em, exploit em, fuck em silly,
and have em clean your house and shit.

These babes are hot.
Get them while you can. Only from the Boneprone Family.

Boneprone Family soon to be infested with Soviet Sluts!
YEAH!!!!

Cheshire 04-29-2002 02:09 PM

Will the boob job come before or after the wedding ceremony?

X37375787 04-29-2002 02:10 PM

did you fuck her ?

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 02:11 PM

can you order more than one?

Cheshire 04-29-2002 02:22 PM

Wait a minute...
Lana Lang from Smallville

http://tv.zap2it.com/images/shows/s/...nkreuk_001.jpg

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:29 PM

i was thinking her.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/8/8276P2.html

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 02:32 PM

come to daddy

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13061P2.html

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:39 PM

Change of mind.
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/13/13185PP3.jpg">
http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/13/13185P1.html

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 02:42 PM

we have a winner


http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/17/17567P1.html


now where do i send the check?

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:42 PM

The next Aria?
Come to daddy !

This gal is 6 feet tall!

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563PP1.jpg">

RedShoe 04-29-2002 02:44 PM

From the ebony sector of the boneprone family, I beg you, No russians!

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:46 PM

dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

TopTGP 04-29-2002 02:47 PM

Jebus! Those mailorder brides are a ripoff. You get them over here, they marry you, they file for divorce a week later, and bang, there here (actually, Russia is a pretty cool place if you ignore the mafia and the police)

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:47 PM

Hello Im Anna!
I wear ugly shoes but I can suck a great cock, and cook a great meal!
Part of the Boneprone Family - Soviet Branch.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/5/5339P3.jpg">

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:53 PM

dude, they will stay with you for at least a year.
I promise.
This is the real deal.

XP 04-29-2002 02:54 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/12/12787PP1.html
she is mine, mine all mine :P

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/10/10619PP1.html
I love cats also (just cat, not the girl

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/9/9831PP1.html
this one is not very beautiful. But she is long, and have a deep vagina :)

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 02:56 PM

XP...whos the girl in your sig?

Scootermuze 04-29-2002 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
New from the Boneprone Family!
As a gift to all members of the Famliy we will be giving away wives! Ive picked up 2 for myself. Take a look and give me your pick.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/19/19026P1.html


I hope you can handle her walkin around the house singing opera stuff.. :)

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:56 PM

did it say in her profile she had a deep vagina?
Where does it say that?

boneprone 04-29-2002 02:57 PM

How come there arent any NEGRO Soviets?
I found a Jay-Lo one.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18283P1.jpg">

Id fuck her.

Shoplifter 04-29-2002 02:57 PM

Ha hah Russian wives!

Kiss your ass(ets) goodbye!


If you think Russian websites cheat then get ready for this lol!

SleazyDream 04-29-2002 02:59 PM

What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 03:00 PM

cut off her feet. see how much cheating old stumpy does.

boneprone 04-29-2002 03:00 PM

Dude, I know 3 people in my neighborhood who have Soviet mail order brides. The guys are fucking ugly and the girls are hot and slutty.
One guy is in a wheelchair, and we can hear her scraming when she cums, cause she keeps the window open when she straddles him.

Dreamman010 04-29-2002 03:00 PM

Hot stuff :glugglug

Exxxotica 04-29-2002 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
dude, shes got legs!
<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/14/14563P2.jpg">

Looks all American to me!

That girl needs to eat!

Those poor starving Soviet girls :(


My choice would be http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/14/14597PP2.html because of her nice Christian Values.

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 03:06 PM

where the fuck do you live? im moving there.

boneprone 04-29-2002 03:07 PM

Im gunna have to go with Cheshire's pic and go with Lana Lang from SmallVille.

<img src="http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/19/19107PP1.jpg">

Exxxotica 04-29-2002 03:08 PM

I like this girl because she looks like she is 15 yrs old. Under 18 is the best.

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/16/16238PP1.html

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 03:10 PM

i could do a psych thesis on you

railz 04-29-2002 03:13 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/6/6772P1.html

I think I just fell in love. Talk about a Tawnee look-a-like...

Mr. Grimm 04-29-2002 03:14 PM

dude ill go halves with you

Theo 04-29-2002 03:16 PM

http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18584P2.jpg

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/ladies/18/18584PP2.html

My perception of an ideal relationship: independent, interesting in every respect guy, who has all in his life except for nice girl like me .))))))))

Cheshire 04-29-2002 03:17 PM

Yeah, she looks like a nice girl.
http://bride.ru/ph/phcgi/ladies/18/18584PP1.jpg

boneprone 04-29-2002 03:17 PM

lol, bet you didnt know Tawnee is Russian.
Have you ever tried takling to her?
Shes fucking clueless, and keeps saying Yah, and Nah.

Lightspeed has a Soviet Discount on models.

AaronM 04-29-2002 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
What ever you do Don't tell AaronM about this, he have 600 wives by next week and they'll all be running around his swimming pool naked taking pics of each other for his business and the fucker will never have to work again.
Work is a 4 letter word. What do you mean next week? I had 723 of them bitches shipped overnight. I am doing their lease plan with the option to buy.

boneprone 04-29-2002 03:18 PM

Id drop all these gals in an instant if adult.com would mail order me cheshire. Forget Mail order Soviets!

I keep getting teased but no Kat.

railz 04-29-2002 03:23 PM

K I'll take the Tawnee look-a-like because she's just adoreable..

BUT

http://www.1000-bad-russian-girls.co...1793&back=list

The only reaosn I'd kick her out of bed would be so I could fuck her on the floor...

FATPad 04-29-2002 03:24 PM

So let me get this straight.

Ending your social life and giving up any chance of sex except for twice a year is something to be happy about?

:eek7:

railz 04-29-2002 03:28 PM

FP - hop on ICQ real quick please m8?


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