Requirements to be a VIP in the business.
 

Why is it you all get soo riled up that there is an elite group of people in the business that get together and have secret meetings to discuss and further our business ventures. Why does this bother you so much? Just because you're not a VIP doesn't give you the right to act soo snotty, you should be happy for us and give us the respect we deserve, it's probally the only way to you might ever have a chance at gettin 'made'.

Those that are VIPs already are Know.

Those that whine about it won't ever be.

blow me.

Sleazy you speak the straight truth.
By the way i like the new title you have under your name.

and I mean that from the bottom of my cock.

you should have a vip club raffle
$100 bucks a ticket and 200 entries :Graucho

I DEFY you.

and I always will. :smokin

actually we might just pick someone now and then as a jesture of good faith to the industry and include them as a junor member. Problem is, whenever we do that the person ends up making HUGE piles of money due to the instant HIGH-END connections they make and few people are prepared for that kind of a lifestyle change that soo much money will bring.

You need to go BP4L!

Do you guys have a secret handshake too?

I'm down with that

sorta like the Carlton Sheets of Porn :thumbsup

I am BP4L - have been for a LONG time. it's the first step to being 'made'.

I heard a rumor about this...something about two thumbs up the ass and twist.

Then again, I might be wrong. :1orglaugh

A secret handshake would be way cool.

I think they have a secret milk shake too

hey CheesyDream, im more VIP then you will ever be.
but you dont see me going around talking about my status and flaunting my stuff around. Quit your yapping and go get me a cup of coffee, biatch.

fuck the *elite*


and fuck authority. :smokin

That's not milk on their hands and face, dude...

Geez, MatPad, don't bringup that secret handshake. The leader was extremely pissed off at me for mentioning that publicly.. I wasn't sure if he was yelling or yodelling, but it wasn't good...

regards

shemp

now public comments like that might not get you approved by the council. Not too bright....

this biz is like any other. theres always a small group of very successful people who stick together and do private deals with each other.

as for your including someone and them suddenly getting rich just because of those connections... maybe, maybe not. i have a ton of great connections and im not getting rich, because i dont have a ton of things to bring to the table. a few 100k in traffic isnt shit to these people. but i make a nice living from it.

anyway... my post has no real point, just felt like posting. haha :)

Oops. The leader's going to be mad at me now, isn't he? :(

Take me to your leader....

we come in peace....:ak47:

pls dont give away our handshake =-/ it took me 3 weeks to figure out how to do it

Let me sniff your fingers?

Not YOUR leader. This isn't just any leader.

This is THE Leader.

Ok, here is my standard sleazy dream response, I'm just going to cut and paste from now on.

SleazyDream, you double-chinned fat fuck. No matter how hot you think you are, realize one thing:

No matter how much money you make in this industry, or how how "elite" you think you are, you will never, ever, ever get a nice piece of pussy without paying for it. No female in their right mind will ever look at you lovingly. Those that do, get repulsed at the very site of your obese body. You will never feel the gentle touch of a woman's body w/o knowing that she is there not because of love, but because of the dollar bill.

The irony is that you look at pussy for a living, but will never get the real thing without the all-mighty field leveler: money. Stick that in your hat sleazy. Wait, maybe I'm wrong. You will get a piece of ass w/o paying for it: if her nickname is "Titanic." Maybe you can troll the fat farm or the Jenny Craig center for some babes.

And btw, 350k uniques to a TGP is elite? Only the top 10 are elite in my book. Unless you are sponsor, big host, content company, or processor...that is where the respect lies in this industy.

When people say "you run with the big boys," they aren't referring to traffic, they are referring to your pant size you fat fuck. Please don't bother posting this elite shit again, because if I find it, I will post this reminder time after time. You sloppy no-class sizzler-eating Shamu fuck, the only thing coming out of your mouth should be:

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

due to recent attempts at VIDEOtaping the secret handshake I urge all 'made' members to ensure the public does not get a good look at it.

"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call... THE TWILIGHT ZONE."

Anyone who pays me $10,000 can be my friend, and I will talk to him, and he/she can sleep at my door steps. And if lucky enough, I will even introduce them to the VIPs ;)

You do know he posts this crap just to get people all riled up, right?

defined;

e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism Pronunciation Key (-ltzm, -l-)
n.
The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.

Fuck, fell for it again LOL

doesn't really work anymore though....

fuck, CheesyDream, you mean talking shit is NOT the best way to get into the "elite" society headed by you and BonyPhony?
isnt that how you got in?

Anyone see the remake of Parent Trap? I think the secret handshake was ripped off from that movie...

see this is the kind of stupidity I'm talknig about. You should know that being a 'made' man means more pussy than you could ever dream of. Sure before I was 'made' I was only able to fuck my wife, but the babes know who has the power and I'm now able to pretty much pick and choose who I want anytime I want.

All the people that bitch about SleazyDream's VIP party are the beasty and lolita webmasters...

Wait, let me see if I can get SNOW to stream me a ripped copy...

Sleazy... Your topic " Requirements to be a VIP in the business."
You didn't list any Requirements.
How much traffic/day makes someone Elite in your opinion?

It still works on a couple of people judging from some of the replies. :)