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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    I have a life changing issue..... I need GFY's help

    it's actually a compilation of issues.....


    1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?

    2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.

    3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?


    if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.
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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    I would try Gin and tonics,put the doggie on the front seat..what if he fell off the tube and it might traumatize him.Depends on the pool deck is it still in good shape or does the old paint need to be stripped off..If it is pretty good,I would paint it myself

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    • StickyGreen
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      • Oct 2003
      • 13076

      #3
      switch to cognac mang. drink only cognac without mixing other bullshit in it and you won't even have a hangover.
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      • StickyGreen
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        • Oct 2003
        • 13076

        #4
        oh and paint that shit yourself unless it's huge...
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        • GigoloJustin
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          • Jan 2005
          • 2244

          #5
          Vodka Redbull

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          • HE WHO HAS RESURFACED!
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            • Sep 2005
            • 106

            #6
            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
            it's actually a compilation of issues.....


            1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?

            2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.

            3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?


            if anyone can help out here, I would sign my soul over to you.

            hey AMP!!!!! know who this is??? (if you seen an earlier post you do )

            sounds like your liking it in maui

            here's some help..
            question 1; Long island iced tea
            question 2: put the dog up front.. what if he falls off the tube?
            question 3: hire someone.. Your in fucking maui for christs sake.....

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            • tony299
              lurker
              • Aug 2002
              • 57021

              #7
              turn to club soda or sparkling mineral water and hire someone .Lifes too short.

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              • GigoloJustin
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 2244

                #8
                Pool decks are pretty easy if you can read the plans right. I say do it yourself.

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by StickyGreen
                  switch to cognac mang. drink only cognac without mixing other bullshit in it and you won't even have a hangover.
                  I've never tried cognac..... but I've been VERY tempted the last couple of years.....

                  I tried some ancient scotch the other week.... was awesome.


                  Gin/Tonics... gin is an old friend of mine. But it makes me violent. Gotta stay away from the gin.
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                  • HE WHO HAS RESURFACED!
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 106

                    #10
                    anyway.. how do i find ITCHY??

                    i heard you went mainstream they say here on GFY.. i just came back a couple days ago.... SD!!!

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HE WHO HAS RESURFACED!
                      anyway.. how do i find ITCHY??

                      i heard you went mainstream they say here on GFY.. i just came back a couple days ago.... SD!!!

                      beats me... I'm not in porn or mainstream. I don't work at all anymore. I'm just enjoying the fruits of my labor, (so to speak). Why work when you don't have to.
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                      • StickyGreen
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 13076

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        I've never tried cognac..... but I've been VERY tempted the last couple of years.....

                        I tried some ancient scotch the other week.... was awesome.


                        Gin/Tonics... gin is an old friend of mine. But it makes me violent. Gotta stay away from the gin.
                        remy martin is my favorite. you should pick up a bottle and try it out...
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                        • sextoyking
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                          • Dec 2001
                          • 6034

                          #13
                          Amp,

                          Painting can be quite enjoyable and stress free. Do you do alot of Landscaping / gardening also?
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                          • JasonB
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                            • Nov 2001
                            • 1183

                            #14
                            Heya AMP!

                            1. Switch to beer
                            2. Leave the dog on the beach
                            3. Hire someone

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sextoyking
                              Amp,

                              Painting can be quite enjoyable and stress free. Do you do alot of Landscaping / gardening also?

                              Landscaping.... just my own property..... I don't do anything for money. I'll be finishing up my property here this week around Wednesday. Then I got a couple mainstream sites to do as favors to some people on the mainland.... nothing huge.... and then I'm open to whatever interests me.
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                              • sextoyking
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                                • Dec 2001
                                • 6034

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                Landscaping.... just my own property..... I don't do anything for money. I'll be finishing up my property here this week around Wednesday. Then I got a couple mainstream sites to do as favors to some people on the mainland.... nothing huge.... and then I'm open to whatever interests me.
                                Not for money of course I am not too good at painting or landscaping but I try to help out when I have my pops over to do work. It sure is fun creating / improving the yard
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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by sextoyking
                                  Not for money of course I am not too good at painting or landscaping but I try to help out when I have my pops over to do work. It sure is fun creating / improving the yard

                                  word..... my yard has really transformed since I bought it. It looks amazing now. Definately some pride of accomplishment there.

                                  but I'm at the stage now that I gotta start thinking about what's next..... cuz I can't sit on the couch and watch Oprah..... I'd rather die. So, I got a couple things in mind..... and always willing to try new things..... we'll see how it goes...
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                                  • Ray Nagin
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                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 820

                                    #18



                                    this is not a FAKE NICK

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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Ray Nagin

                                      feel better now that you got that in?
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                                      • sextoyking
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2001
                                        • 6034

                                        #20
                                        Amp,

                                        well if you don't have alot of house stuff left to do mabey something like:

                                        1. Teach photoshop / computer stuff to local kids or adults at a school or college?

                                        You have good skills and mabey it could help some kid out or something? I know you live on a pretty wealthy island - so I don't know if there are alot of low income families / kids there?? - that might be able to use those skills and not pay much or nothing?
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                                        • Ray Nagin
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                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 820

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                          feel better now that you got that in?




                                          this is not a FAKE NICK

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                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                            There can be only one
                                            • Aug 2001
                                            • 39075

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sextoyking
                                            Amp,

                                            well if you don't have alot of house stuff left to do mabey something like:

                                            1. Teach photoshop / computer stuff to local kids or adults at a school or college?

                                            You have good skills and mabey it could help some kid out or something? I know you live on a pretty wealthy island - so I don't know if there are alot of low income families / kids there?? - that might be able to use those skills and not pay much or nothing?

                                            I was thinking about volunteering to the Humane Society. I love animals and I hate seeing them suffer.

                                            Computer stuff..... I'd rather just pretend the Interweb doesn't exist anymore. (Aside from the occasional browse) I really want nothing to do with this stuf anymore. I think my time and effort would be of better use going to something like the Humane Society.
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                                            • sextoyking
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 6034

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                              I was thinking about volunteering to the Humane Society. I love animals and I hate seeing them suffer.

                                              Computer stuff..... I'd rather just pretend the Interweb doesn't exist anymore. (Aside from the occasional browse) I really want nothing to do with this stuf anymore. I think my time and effort would be of better use going to something like the Humane Society.

                                              The Humane Society is a great idea mano!!!

                                              That would really help out
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                                              • CDSmith
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • May 2001
                                                • 51460

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                1. I'm burned out on rum & cokes and vodka / tonics..... I need a change but honestly, what else is there?
                                                Easy. Buy more vodka, buy some of those frozen concentrated juices from the grocery, like rasberry, white grape, lemonade etc, and buy a few big bottles of club soda.
                                                Mix as follows...

                                                1-3 oz vodka (in a big pre-frozen mug if possible)
                                                pour in an equal amount of concentrated fruit juice (let it thaw for a bit before-hand)
                                                top it up with club soda,

                                                These drinks will keep you busy and interested for a long time. Trust me on that.

                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                2. I can't decide if I should pull my dog in a tube behind the jetski, or if I should put him in front of me on the seat.
                                                Try it both ways. :D

                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                3. It's time to paint the pool deck..... should I attempt it myself or hire someone?
                                                Eh, I could go either way. If it's just a simple roll job with some special paint then I'd say do it yourself. Just attach a broomhandle or telescopic roller handle to the roller and roll that shit on.

                                                If not, hire it out, pour yourself a drink and watch others do the work.

                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
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                                                • Ray Nagin
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                                                  • Sep 2005
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                                                  #25



                                                  this is not a FAKE NICK

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                                                  • sonofsam
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 18647

                                                    #26
                                                    You're living the life. We get it.
                                                    I like turtles.

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                      There can be only one
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                      You're living the life. We get it.
                                                      Good.

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                                                      • digifan
                                                        The Profiler
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 14618

                                                        #28
                                                        Life changing issue lol... got a pic of your dog?
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                                                        • pussyluver
                                                          Clueless OleMan
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 11009

                                                          #29
                                                          You'll find as you mature that a well aged Scotch is the drink of choice for the serious drinker.

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                                                          • Amputate Your Head
                                                            There can be only one
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 39075

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by digifan
                                                            Life changing issue lol... got a pic of your dog?
                                                            yes.... but it's still in the camera..... and as of this moment, I'm still not sure exactly where the camera is at.... lol
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                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                              There can be only one
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 39075

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                              You'll find as you mature that a well aged Scotch is the drink of choice for the serious drinker.

                                                              the scotch we had at Ruths Chris Restaurant was reeeeaaaallly fucking smooth. Even my girl liked it.

                                                              I believe we'll be trying more of it in the future.
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                                                              • digifan
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                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 14618

                                                                #32
                                                                Never mind.. I was just curious
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                                                                • broke
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                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                  • 4501

                                                                  #33
                                                                  1. Ditch the ape.
                                                                  2. See a shrink.
                                                                  3. Take your meds.
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                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 39075

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by broke
                                                                    1. Ditch the ape.
                                                                    2. See a shrink.
                                                                    3. Take your meds.

                                                                    1. I like the ape.
                                                                    2. I have 2 shrinks.
                                                                    3. I have more meds than a standard pharmacy stockroom.


                                                                    next.
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                                                                    • LauraLee
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 3821

                                                                      #35
                                                                      i like the humane society idea. definitely a rewarding way to help.

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                                                                      • SplitLZ
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                                                                        • Jul 2005
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        You have to much time on your hands
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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SplitLZ
                                                                          You have to much time on your hands

                                                                          indeed.

                                                                          and also a good disco tune by Styx.
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                                                                          • $5 submissions
                                                                            I help you SUCCEED
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 32189

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Cool. My suggestion: teach others your passion. Why not teach people how to surf? Personally, I'd love to learn to surf. We have some decent waves here in the Philippines (totally depends on the time of year though).

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                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 39075

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                              Cool. My suggestion: teach others your passion. Why not teach people how to surf? Personally, I'd love to learn to surf. We have some decent waves here in the Philippines (totally depends on the time of year though).
                                                                              good suggestion, but surfing is not my passion. That was part of my "Amp" character here on the board.




                                                                              I'm dealing with real world stuff now. Not make believe.
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                                                                              • WarChild
                                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 17263

                                                                                #40
                                                                                1) Try a Whiskey Sour, you might like it.
                                                                                2) Put the dog on the front, you might not notice him missing off the tube behind you.
                                                                                3) Paint it yourself, you'll have a sense of accomplishment everytime you use the pool.
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                                                                                • p1mpdogg
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 16714

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  im quite sure your landlord would really appreciate it if you painted his deck, and that if you brought lensman a CC&7 im sure that wouldnt bore him. and you are now walking neighborhood dogs? id go with the pulling them behind the adult.com jetski, more effecient. pull more dogs

                                                                                  hope this helps ampie
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                                                                                  • Pimp Dough

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    try Crown Royal and Pepsi...

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                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                      • 39075

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by p1mpdogg
                                                                                      im quite sure your landlord would really appreciate it if you painted his deck, and that if you brought lensman a CC&7 im sure that wouldnt bore him. and you are now walking neighborhood dogs? id go with the pulling them behind the adult.com jetski, more effecient. pull more dogs

                                                                                      hope this helps ampie
                                                                                      you're really getting watered down lately Trey. Is that the best you can do anymore?


                                                                                      you used to be somewhat entertaining.... now you're just sad.

                                                                                      maybe it's time for you to pick up your coke habit again.
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                                                                                      • iBanker
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                                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                                        • 2758

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Hey brotha, how goes the good life?
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                                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 39075

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by iBanker
                                                                                          Hey brotha, how goes the good life?

                                                                                          pretty damn good.

                                                                                          'cept it's been hot as fuck over here for about a month.



                                                                                          how's life on the mainland been treatin' you?
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                                                                                          • iBanker
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                                                                                            • Dec 2004
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                            pretty damn good.

                                                                                            'cept it's been hot as fuck over here for about a month.



                                                                                            how's life on the mainland been treatin' you?
                                                                                            Working like a dog. Good news is that Football season started, and that always makes me happy.

                                                                                            You know me man, I work too much. Things are good though. Thinking about catching a couple padres games in the near future.
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                                                                                            • brand0n
                                                                                              been very busy
                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                              • 26983

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              try capt n coke
                                                                                              want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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                                                                                              • Damian_Maxcash
                                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 12745

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                the scotch we had at Ruths Chris Restaurant was reeeeaaaallly fucking smooth. Even my girl liked it.

                                                                                                I believe we'll be trying more of it in the future.

                                                                                                Scotch is the stuff that sends me violent - Ive in trouble with the police twice

                                                                                                Both time due to Scotch - I just dont touch it anymore.

                                                                                                Tequilla And Lime BTW.

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                                                                                                • Fred Quimby
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Get a 5 gallon sprayer from Home Depot or Lowes and put the stain in the sprayer,,,then spray away.

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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I got a good chuckle from reading that.

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                                                                                                    paint it yourself.
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