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Do you like Bush?
Just curious how many Porn Peddlers support him now.
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The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song) Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush. His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while he drove all about. But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out. DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale. He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk. And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke. Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy. The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom." Let the common people get maimed and scarred. We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard. Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy. Twenty years later George gets a little bored. He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord. He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be." So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP. Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms. Come November 7, the election ran late. Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!" "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls." So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade. Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in. Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win." "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation. And that's how George finally got his coronation. Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority. Y'all come vote now. Ya hear? :1orglaugh |
The Kennebunkport Hillbilly---LMAO
Nice one-where did you find it? |
He's one of those presidents that you shake your head on in amazement quite a lot. I think he has basic integrity, but the job is beyond his abilities to handle it all.
I liked his father. I like his brother Jeb who is governer of Florida. |
Aye. 5678
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well, said...and 100% correct |
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Is it true that Jeb Bush?s wife owns the company that supply food to all the Florida prisons? Just a rumor I heard most of the time they are true though |
hes an idiot :2 cents:
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I prefer my women to shave.
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"Don't buy gas unless you need it!" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Never bought a gallon of gas I didn't need LOL! |
LOL funny shit...
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He makes me laugh so yes...
Go Bush !! :winkwink: |
He is like 18 years old in his head! Fool
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since no one said it yet ill say..i prever shaved :P
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time for a new pres
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9 people in Porn will follow him to their grave
thats amazing I really did expect more sheep to follow him to the slaughter house |
you know what I'm starting to believe in Karma.. he won for a reason LOL
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Who's karma though??? |
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Thats was good :1orglaugh |
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Not mine thats for sure :) |
You know where I stand Roger.
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Did the sheep vote not get counted? I was sure there was a lot more of them of GFY!
Who woulda thunk it? |
where;s the option "yes, i like him because he fucked up things for good (as expected)"? :)
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well lets not waste time :1orglaugh |
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yep i'd vote for him again in a heartbeat
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The only bush I like is the one between my legs!
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he is incompetent and irresponsible. This guy is a joke. For his country and for the rest of the world. he has the intelligence of a tuna sandwitch.
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WHO??? :1orglaugh
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Hell knows why the guy ever was considered as qualified for more than tending cattle in Texas. Even as governor there he left with the usual massive debt he had a habit of accumulating in his own business "career". I'd hate to think of the true financial condition of the US by the time he gets back to playing cowboys and oil magnates. The guy is just pointless. |
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I don't like Bush, I like it shaved. :-)
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Go bush |
Fuck no.
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hello no!
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Well, it seems that there are still some pro-Bush people here.:)
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