Today I'm going to enlist into the military...
 

With all this talk of recruiting, I'm getting kind of excited. Apparently they're lessening the requirements? I guess I'll find out today! Shooting for the Marines, but the Army would be just as good.

Who wants my sites? Maybe I'll put them up on eBay.

heh hope that is a not so funny joke

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too smart to fight, too smart to kill

You being serious about this?

and I too,shall fight besides you

good luck mate

can you please bring a few others with you?

Got your ADA lawyer ready to file for you as backup?

hate to loose you.
you are one of the few sensible fuckers on here.

good luck to you

Wow, I don't think i will do that today

Sly has inspired me...perhaps I'll enlist as well.....I'd love to fight shoulder to shoulder with one of thye greatest Patriots of our time in Sly...

(sorry, it's the meds talking again, damn this deathflu shit)

Operation Rolling Thunder 2.0?

You guys should enlist. I did two weeks ago (Army), I'm excited as hell to go.

See ya there :thumbsup

I hope it's a god damn joke ! :D

Follow your heart and I wish you luck

You will be a great asset to the Marines, You will kick some ass.

i would join myself, i would have done it years ago, but i had scoliosis in my teens and had back surgery for it, where they corrected my spine with metal rods and shit. I think that right there would disqualify me, even tho i should have no issue passing basic training and im already a damn good shot with both rifles and pistols.

If anything id try and join the AF.... its weird that i have a huge phobia of flying on a plane (commerical) - i never been on one, but i wouldnt hesitate for one second to fly a fighter jet.

They would definitely disqualify you; they look for any and every reason to.

Well...its been nice nowing you

(you're in a wheelchair, right? or did I completely mix you up with someone else?)

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DON'T FUCKING DO IT! ARE YOU INSANE? GEES!

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i hope you are kidding.

bush is at war with a country that didnt do anything.
bush cant even speak clearly for 10 mins
and billy ray cyrus has his own tv show.

thats when you know the world has gone to shit.

Are they allowing fat bastards now as well? If so sign me up. :thumbsup

OMG I have never seen such a bunch of wimps before, all of you are saying "Don't do it", jesus.

I say go for it man, serve for your country, wether you like Bush or not, serving in the armed forces is something I think everyone should do.

I am sure this is a joke, but if it wasn't I would say good luck.

Serving in the Army was one of the best things I ever did.

Sly :1orglaugh That is soooo not funny. They'll use your ass for target practice!

Even if they lowered the criteria it says in section IV paragraph 47: "NO SLOBS"

Funny responses.

If the military would have taken me after high school, I would have enlisted. But, they never would have so now I peddle smut. If I didn't have a porn empire to run, I would even consider enlisting even now if I could.

Everyone chooses different paths. In many countries serving in the military is mandatory. For those of you whining, I guess you should be glad you don't live there. Of course, not all countries are as "pro-active" as the United States is.

It kind of makes me sad when I hear people looking down upon and making snide remarks about the men and women in the military. Why?

You tell em Sly :thumbsup

I agree it is very disturbing. Considering men and women have lost their lives for years to protect the rights we have today. People died so everyone on this board could either sell porn or view porn. These men and women who serve for our country are heroes every last one of them. Being a veteran myself, it pisses me off to see all these people act like joining the military is an awful thing, when most of them could probably gain a lot from being in the military.

Pro active, lmfao, that's a nice way of putting it.

Only in America.

GI SLY American Hero

well, good luck to you matey... :eek2 :eyecrazy :Oh crap

Rich, do me a favor and go fuck with Rhino and Meta. No need to argue this point today. ;-)

We'll agree to disagree. No reason to spend every hour of every day arguing about it.

If your young and want to travel, learn new things, grow up a bit, etc the military is just fine.

I went in the army when I was 18 and did 3 years. I learned alot and had a good time.

While I don't support bush or the administration at all, I do support the troops :)

LOL ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ROTFFLMHO ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sly can run those new voice guided drones they are soon to be using. He's a pro when it comes to smooth talking equipment.

It's not really funny. The men and women of the armed forces fight for all of our freedoms, not porn directly but they fight for our independence and if Al Qaeda had its way, we would live in caves.

Me, argue? I just thought what you said was funny.

Yeah right...