So my neighbor asks me to fix his comp. and I check his internet cache... OMG!
 

My neighbors computer died yesterday.. he asks me if I can revive it. maybe he got a virus or something.. I check it out and something deleting a windows file and I replace it and its working fine... I snoop into his internet cache.. he is looking at massive amounts of mature, shemale and anal porn.. He is about 42 or so years old and has a family. Kids are 13 and 15 and wife is semi hot. She is definately milf... but 35 year old milf going on 25... she is very young for her age. If her kids weren't so old I'd have guessed her 27 tops... We went to the river once, she has no stretch marks and has a tight as all hell ass.. she looks like a swimsuit models body.. goes to the gym every other day... My girlfriend asked her once why she does this... her reply, "Because my old man doesn't want me looking all flabby and old."

So.. my point..... #1.. SHEMALES? What the fuck! #2 Mature? he has a fucking awesome wife and he wants something in her 50's, 60's, 70's? #3, anal porn? What is the deal with anal porn? An ass is a hole, a pussy is like a flower with petals and folds and...beauty argh....

I sorted by time, he would spend 20 seconds on a pic, then 2 minutes on another and then 2 more on another... you get the point.. he was jacking to each one for some time, not just 'browsing'...

What is the world coming too? He is a cop mind you.... This is the guy that comes to your rescue.

each to his own
you shouldn't care about what your neighbor likes or not unless you try to market directly to him lol

so? everybody is surfing porn, and the people you don't expect it from do it the most....

change his startpage to your website btw

better that than CP

Yup, people you expect least are usually the worse.

nothing wrong with it at all

Hmmm.. I didn't see party poker on his desktop.. going to have to get him some of my linking codes....

Grab his email address and start spamming him.

Start???

he only visits these sites, you build them :winkwink:

i agree! :thumbsup

that's why sometimes i think some people are just hypocrites...they don't want pornography but they like watching and searching for adult movies or pics.

maybe he's an adult webmaster, my cache would show a bunch of shit that i'm not in to

Is he the only one using the computer? If he doesn lock it up etc is could easily be his wife or kids that is doing the surfing...

thats why I dont do help me pls requests anymore (unless its a wifi setup for a 19yo double dee girl ;) )

That reminds me of the time the cable guy came over to fix my cable modem. He had to use my IE browser and in the drop down bar were mainly gay and tranny porn sites. The dude had no idea I was a webmaster, so he probably thought I was just gay. Lol, that was funny.

Welcome to the world of market research :Graucho. I hope you have fun and enjoy insane ratios :thumbsup

So? Can't they rub one out too?

To the guy above this post, nice.. Cable guy probably told the shop about that one.. I had a friend over once who wondered about my outbox back when I spammed gay emailers... took a while to convince him.. paystubs worked great.. once he saw those, he was asking for tips on how to break into the industry.

I run some sites he is into.. unfortunately it will take more than him to convert.... ahh.. did I say convert?

:1orglaugh You beat me.

Maybe he miss-typed a domain name and got sent to a site with thousands of sick pop-ups and that is what fucked up his computer.

men want what they don't have....something new.
look at kobe...he had a gorgeous wife...but he had her. he needed something new.

Recommend him using Evidence Eliminator:)

Maybe he wants to fuck you and hid the porn in his cache, so you get the idea and become better friends?

Maybe he got circle jerked and the shit got in there?

I rather have a friend that is a fukn freak, than a friend who's a jackass and a fucking snoop

I have a fetish for pink animal baloons..does that make me a sick person? :helpme

And his looking at shemale and granny porn is somehow worse than you doing this??!! :Oh crap

:thumbsup

He couldve had CP, scat, or beast stuff in there :2 cents:

Man, what about PRIVACY ? :D

and this is the very reason why I would never let anyone else touch my computer - sorry bro - but thats like going into his bedroom and searching through the dresser drawer to find out what panties his wife is wearing and if he has boxers.

you were there to help out a friend - and what do you do?? spy into things he would never give you permission for !!!

who the hell cares if he looks at that stuff?? and Im sure if either one of us looked at your cache IM sure we'd find shit you wouldnt like. As pointed out before - he didnt have CP or anything illegal on it - so who fucking cares if he looks at it ?

there are pop up sites that could have done that - or maybe together his wife and him were having a joke one night - grabbed some beer and said, "hey lets go see some freaks on the net??" who the fuck are you to judge ?

sorry just really pisses me off when someone without permission looks into shit there not suppose to then makes a conclusion - worse is to admit it here

You look for the porn on the internet wich you cant get at home. Its all about fantasys. Has nothing to do with the wife you have. If you are in Porn you should have figured that one out by now.

V_RocKs, are you available for hire ?
hahahaha....

that's great that you fixed juicy's computer

i thought i was the only one.

Thats why I will never let somebody touch my computer.

Who do you think has more to hide......

Your neighbor who looks at porn like 85% of the country

...Or YOU...who SELLS PORN!

HEHEHEHE....I hate to break it to you but society as whole looks at your as more of the weirdo :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL!!! :thumbsup

I couldn't have said it any better. :thumbsup

So you're telling us people actually DO surf pornsites? wow...imagine the money that could be made out of these people you are talking about.

Who cares if he surfs shemale, milf or whatever. Shemale sites are targetted to the straight guy remember, and I could see myself joining a milf site anytime even though I have a great girl. It's pretty normal imo.

Bingo.

In fact, if I found out that some little tattling fuckface had "snooped in my cache" and then come on a public board to tell all I would put my boot up his ass, take pictures and call it 'boot anal fetish', the new extreme niche. I would be sure to include lots of facial expression shots.

Agreed 110% :thumbsup