I am selling thread bumps
 

smiley bump - $1.00
random text bump, f.e "i'd hit it" or "that sounds like a good idea" - $1.50
well thought bump - $2.00


minimum order 10 bumps, payment throguh Epassporte :upsidedow

seems like it could be a successful business venture for you

threadbumps.biz

that sounds like a good idea, i'd hit it

"bump" :thumbsup

that sounds like a good idea

I wonder what Dr Goodamn would think of this issue. What do you think?

That is just what this board needs! :( NOT

Get a patent for that one. You can sue everyone who uses word "Bump" just like ACACIA

Let me bump it for free:)

you are a freakin genius

I charge double your fees, so as I figure you owe me $9 :winkwink:

YARGH! I'll be bumpin' threads like a guppy trying to find the sea.
I've got me booty, and me treasure maps.

sorry man, that's not very funny

Good idea ! :thumbsup

not funny...people will start "listing" this in thier sig-whoring CV's :X

Although this was started as a joke, I got some serious inquiries.

So if anyone seriously wants to buy some bumps, sure I can do it :)

bump baby bump............

heres a bump for you :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ill take 5 of each :)

ICQ me :)

do you take paypal?

Start of a great new career! All you need now is a couple outsourced ethiopians to do a bump per penny, sit back and rake in the cash. :thumbsup

Bastard. Wish I'd thought of it. :winkwink:

Wow I'm sure that if I bought some it'd earn me millions of dollers.

Put me down for seventeen.

only Epassporte

I'll start giving away free bumps and ruin your business!

bump!

:1orglaugh

so this is where all the playas hangout :pimp :winkwink:

I sell short thread bumps

Dump the bump pumper :1orglaugh

Roflmao..... BUMP and you owe me $1

Oh yeah. Just a bunch of bumpity bumps. Lol.

:321GFY

Sounds kinda desperate...here's one for free

LOLOL it could be very lucrative around here! :thumbsup

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sounds like the idea i needed to earn my first million $$$ :1orglaugh :pimp

How much for 100 X "bumpity bumps" and 50 X "heres a bump for ya's"

Maybe you could sell in bulk, like pick and mix

"that sounds like a good idea"

that sounds like a good idea :thumbsup









:1orglaugh

And I'll programme it so you have don't actually have to physically bump a thread... bot scans the boards looking for threads by paid poster which is eg 6hrs old, and gives it a bump.

Hehe

I offer half of goat.

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EDIT: 1$ please.