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imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 02:12 AM

Chris Rocks a STUPID BLACK FUCK
 
1 minute into his routine and hes making white racist remarks, what a cock sucker. Stupid choice for the oscars, gonna turn that shit off now.

edit: 3 mins in and hes off his black horse a bit, might watch some more i spose.

smack 02-28-2005 02:13 AM

if you've ever heard any of his comedy, you would know that he makes fun of all races equally. this does not make him a racist. this makes him a social commentator.

thank you for you ill thought out post. please return to whatever useless task you were doing before.

wtfent 02-28-2005 02:13 AM

Well what are you doing?

mal 02-28-2005 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
1 minute into his routine and hes making white racist remarks, what a cock sucker. Stupid choice for the oscars, gonna turn that shit off now.

edit: 3 mins in and hes off his black horse a bit, might watch some more i spose.

http://host31.ipowerweb.com/~dialerwo/images/stfu8.jpg

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
if you've ever heard any of his comedy, you would know that he makes fun of all races equally. this does not make him a racist. this makes him a social commentator.

thank you for you ill thought out post. please return to whatever useless task you were doing before.

Thanks for your valuable input, I;m watching this poor example of white racism that is Chris Cock host the oscars.

Chris 02-28-2005 02:18 AM

he also made commets about blacks
watch his shows
100% black people basing

swedguy 02-28-2005 02:20 AM

I've never liked that guy or his humor.

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
he also made commets about blacks
watch his shows
100% black people basing


Yeh I've seen his shows, what a poor choice for a oscar host though, couldnt believe it when I read that he was doing them. He obviously has issues, I just think it's poor taste, poor blacks, pick on the white folks, thats what his routines are about, maybe he picks on other races on his own shows, doesnt look like that on the oscars so far though.

smack 02-28-2005 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
Thanks for your valuable input, I;m watching this poor example of white racism that is Chris Cock host the oscars.


can you even read? that has nothing to do with anything i said.

Chris 02-28-2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
Yeh I've seen his shows, what a poor choice for a oscar host though, couldnt believe it when I read that he was doing them. He obviously has issues, I just think it's poor taste, poor blacks, pick on the white folks, thats what his routines are about, maybe he picks on other races on his own shows, doesnt look like that on the oscars so far though.

i watched the opening of the show and the major skit was him interviewing people at the movies
and it was making fun of blacks showing they have No class and only see the " black people movies " and none of the movies that where nominated for an award

you are either
1 ) racist
2 ) no sence of humor
3 ) can not understand what the jokes where about

baddog 02-28-2005 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
1 minute into his routine and hes making white racist remarks, what a cock sucker. Stupid choice for the oscars, gonna turn that shit off now.

edit: 3 mins in and hes off his black horse a bit, might watch some more i spose.


you're a fucking idiot, oy oy oy

I have to ask how you knew things changed 3 minutes in, I thought you were turning it off.

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
you're a fucking idiot, oy oy oy

I have to ask how you knew things changed 3 minutes in, I thought you were turning it off.

Well i was too busy reading your fuckwhit comments mate LOL

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
i watched the opening of the show and the major skit was him interviewing people at the movies
and it was making fun of blacks showing they have No class and only see the " black people movies " and none of the movies that where nominated for an award

you are either
1 ) racist
2 ) no sence of humor
3 ) can not understand what the jokes where about

maybe you should fucking read dictionary.com mate eh? :1orglaugh

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
can you even read? that has nothing to do with anything i said.

Yeh I can read thanks dooood
"please return to whatever useless task you were doing before."

Thats what I was reffering too mmmmkay

Barefootsies 02-28-2005 03:15 AM

I'e watched and followed Rock's career and comedy for years, and he's always done more a less the same topics. He follows the same monikor in his movies as well. He is good at jokes about hating, or better, making fun of white people. But he makes fun of blacks as well. Be that as it may, realistically when you cut through the fluff, he's a political comic. It comes down to pointing out blakcs living in a white America, etc. etc.

Is his routine dead on? Nope. Is he a funny motherfucka? Yep. But just like Bernie Mac's routine, "it's not about black and white. It's about jokes", and if something some comedian says has that big an impact on your daily or day-to-day life, I have two words for you..

"Seek Help".

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
I'e watched and followed Rock's career and comedy for years, and he's always done more a less the same topics. He follows the same monikor in his movies as well. He is good at jokes about hating, or better, making fun of white people. But he makes fun of blacks as well. Be that as it may, realistically when you cut through the fluff, he's a political comic. It comes down to pointing out blakcs living in a white America, etc. etc.

Is his routine dead on? Nope. Is he a funny motherfucka? Yep. But just like Bernie Mac's routine, "it's not about black and white. It's about jokes", and if something some comedian says has that big an impact on your daily or day-to-day life, I have two words for you..

"Seek Help".

Agreed. I just noticed that was the first shit that came out of his mouth thats all, and I've noticed it before, just amazing how the oscar people choose their host.

chodadog 02-28-2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
Yeh I've seen his shows, what a poor choice for a oscar host though, couldnt believe it when I read that he was doing them. He obviously has issues, I just think it's poor taste, poor blacks, pick on the white folks, thats what his routines are about, maybe he picks on other races on his own shows, doesnt look like that on the oscars so far though.

You really need to download Chris Rock's "hahahahahahas Vs Black People"

He rags on hahahahahahas for a good 10 minutes or so. It's hilarious. He's just all about comedic social commentary. If you can't take a joke about reality, then turn off the tv and stop bitching about it.

imafuckingaussie 02-28-2005 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chodadog
You really need to download Chris Rock's "hahahahahahas Vs Black People"

He rags on hahahahahahas for a good 10 minutes or so. It's hilarious. He's just all about comedic social commentary. If you can't take a joke about reality, then turn off the tv and stop bitching about it.

Will check that one out thanks, this boards all about bitching btw :1orglaugh

Rorschach 02-28-2005 03:44 AM

fucking white cocksuckers

any excuse to try and keep a brother down

swedguy 02-28-2005 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Rorschach
fucking white cocksuckers

any excuse to try and keep a brother down

Kill, Kill, Kill the white man!

Best line in the Howard Stern movie :1orglaugh
But I don't remember the name of the black woman he pretended to be.

Rui 02-28-2005 04:54 AM

that guy is a fucking looser... :/

Johny Traffic 02-28-2005 04:59 AM

The bit I saw he was actually bashing the black films and films black people make and watch

OG LennyT 02-28-2005 05:14 AM

I think Aussie man wouldnt have been attacked so visciously if the thread hadnt been titled so nasty in the first place.

I dont care for CR either but I certainly dont start forum threads with HJKHKJH OIUINKJ IS ASTUPID MOFO!!

mmmkkkay?

lokiproductions 02-28-2005 05:20 AM

I have a theory..

Imafuckingaussie is a New Zealander..

That probably means jack shit to the 99.9% US crowd, but it saves face for me..

Maybe they should have had Pauline Hanson host it!

Hmmm that'll mean even less to the 99.9% US crowd..

Ah fuck it.

nico-t 02-28-2005 05:22 AM

i agree with the race jokes: seems the black comedians can only make racial jokes, generally about the difference between blacks and whites. Very poor performances and not creative at all.

Fake Nick 02-28-2005 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i agree with the race jokes: seems the black comedians can only make racial jokes, generally about the difference between blacks and whites. Very poor performances and not creative at all.



shut up white boy

nico-t 02-28-2005 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick
shut up white boy

im too cool to shut up
word to ya mother B

ytcracker 02-28-2005 05:51 AM

i fuckin hate chrisrock

Sarah_Jayne 02-28-2005 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i agree with the race jokes: seems the black comedians can only make racial jokes, generally about the difference between blacks and whites. Very poor performances and not creative at all.


Dumb. Mayve you only notice jokes that comment on race because as soon as you see a black face on stage you are waiting to pick them up on it and miss the other jokes?

I am so white that the reflection from the sun off my skin nearly blinds me and I thought Chris Rock did a great job.

nico-t 02-28-2005 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Dumb. Mayve you only notice jokes that comment on race because as soon as you see a black face on stage you are waiting to pick them up on it and miss the other jokes?

I am so white that the reflection from the sun off my skin nearly blinds me and I thought Chris Rock did a great job.

im not talking about the damn oscar shit i didnt even see that.... im talking about the stand up comedian shows. I saw this show of a few hours with different black comedians who are famous in the US (dont know any of their names anymore) and it was CONSTANTLY white-black jokes, maybe 1 out of 100 jokes was not a racial joke..... im not talking theyre racists cuz they make fun of white AND black people, its just a fucking drag to watch such boring bad uncreative jokes.... and i do can have an opinion right? tho it is a fact.

SoloGirlsContent 02-28-2005 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie
Yeh I've seen his shows, what a poor choice for a oscar host though, couldnt believe it when I read that he was doing them. He obviously has issues, I just think it's poor taste, poor blacks, pick on the white folks, thats what his routines are about, maybe he picks on other races on his own shows, doesnt look like that on the oscars so far though.

You're gay if you even give a damn

Pornwolf 02-28-2005 09:13 AM

"We have, like, four black nominees. It's kinda like the Def Oscar Jam tonight," he enthused, in a reference to the HBO comedy series "Def Comedy Jam," a springboard for many black performers.

While flirting with network censors in his choice of words as he urged the star-studded studio audience to take their seats, the opening minutes of the broadcast bore no signs that ABC was forced to bleep put any of his remarks.

The sharp-tongued comic drew some of his biggest laughs with jabs aimed at President Bush, the involuntary star of Michael Moore's scathing documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11."

Rock noted that Moore's film, though shut out of the Oscar competition, was breaking box office records at the time Bush was running for re-election.

"Can you imagine applying for a job, and while you're applying for that job there's a movie in every theater in the country that shows how much you suck in that job?" Rock said. "It would be hard to get hired, wouldn't it?"

Citing "another movie nobody wanted to make this year," Rock turned to Mel Gibson's blood-soaked homage to the final hours in the life of Jesus, "The Passion of the Christ."

"I saw 'Passion of the Christ. Not that funny, really," he joked. "Nobody wanted to make 'Passion of the Christ,' man. Come on. They made six 'Police Academies' and can't make one 'Passion of the Christ."'

Turning again to race for laughs, Rock complained that Hollywood makes movies "for white people to enjoy -- real movies, with plots, with actors, not rappers, with real names, like, 'Catch Me If You Can,' like 'Saving Private Ryan.'

"Black movies don't have real names," Rock continued. "They get names like 'Barbershop.' That's not a name. That's just a location. 'Barbershop,' 'Cookout,' 'Carwash,' ... you know 'Laundromat's' coming soon, and after that, 'Check-Cashing Place."'

Zprogramz 02-28-2005 10:18 AM

He is an idiot and is an exceptionally poor choice to host a show like that. He is trashy and the Oscars are supposed to be classy. Did they have him just to try to get younger people to watch?

Z

Doctor Dre 02-28-2005 10:23 AM

Chris rock made me watch a good part of the oscars ... he wasn't as good as I expected there thought

Sarah_Jayne 02-28-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Chris rock made me watch a good part of the oscars ... he wasn't as good as I expected there thought


they didn't really give him many links..so not that many chances to do something all that interesting

Sarah_Jayne 02-28-2005 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zprogramz
He is an idiot and is an exceptionally poor choice to host a show like that. He is trashy and the Oscars are supposed to be classy. Did they have him just to try to get younger people to watch?

Z


oh please..as classy as fake boobs in tight frocks without bras can be

OzMan 02-28-2005 10:51 AM

Hey Imafuckingracistaussie,

Didn't you use to have "kick a coon along" in your location field on here?

"Coon" is a derogatory racist term for Australian aborigine.

Irrum 02-28-2005 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
I'e watched and followed Rock's career and comedy for years, and he's always done more a less the same topics. He follows the same monikor in his movies as well. He is good at jokes about hating, or better, making fun of white people. But he makes fun of blacks as well. Be that as it may, realistically when you cut through the fluff, he's a political comic. It comes down to pointing out blakcs living in a white America, etc. etc.

Is his routine dead on? Nope. Is he a funny motherfucka? Yep. But just like Bernie Mac's routine, "it's not about black and white. It's about jokes", and if something some comedian says has that big an impact on your daily or day-to-day life, I have two words for you..

"Seek Help".



I agree, Chris is my fave comedian, I have seen him live and also have followed his career. With Chris Rock, you either hate him or love him, and I can understand and see why some would consider his racial jokes offensive, but at the end of the day they are just jokes. Nothing serious! Besides Chris, majority of all comedians make racial jokes. It is just to make you laugh, nothing else. Don't take it personal.

rollinOn20s 02-28-2005 12:01 PM

I think he is hilarious. Come on, everyone knows that shit is just part of his routine. Get over the racial jokes and watch one of his stand-up movies, you'll see he makes jokes about both black and white races!

Mike Semen 02-28-2005 12:02 PM

Dont be so sensitive you stupid fuck.

Funny jokes are funny whether they are about blacks, whites, jews, retarded mongolian rat rapists or fucking eskimos.


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