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pornsuite 11-22-2001 08:40 PM

Why is WAY2FAST the greatest company??
 
Simply because of their excellent and professional customer support! These guys are awesome!


My Question:

carpediem is using a ton of resources
96266 root -6 0 83424K 25152K RUN 0:17 30.05% 28.32% carpediem
how come its taking 5X longer to load? and im on DSL alright


Their ANSWER:
i just tried it loaded fine.. if you are concerned you can restart the software.. but stop wasting my fucking time


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Isn't this fucking great? Is alright, I can take it, I just hope they can too.



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RK 11-22-2001 08:49 PM

Whom did you speak to at WAY2FAST?

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pornsuite 11-22-2001 08:57 PM

preston.

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pornsuite 11-22-2001 11:34 PM

if anyone knows a good lawyer contact me in ICQ please: 133436741

we are going to nail these sons of bitches no matter how much it cost.

Royaltee_Gee 11-23-2001 01:20 AM

LOL. Nail them? dude you are a true joke man.

Get out of this industry while you can.

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
LOL. Nail them? dude you are a true joke man.

Get out of this industry while you can.

And who are you again? Why don't you get out? shut the fuck up and watch.

rollin 11-23-2001 01:23 AM

Be bought $10,000 U.S. in software from them, and was stiffed on support and other things.
Wouldn't you be pissed too?
I'd make sure the company pays for what it did to me, if i was in his situation.

Think in the other persons shoes, not your own http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

rollin 11-23-2001 01:23 AM

Be - He
typeo!

Royaltee_Gee 11-23-2001 01:28 AM

Pornsuite your days are numbered, you and your flyby freehosting that produces 10k in monthly loses http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif hehe



pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
Pornsuite your days are numbered, you and your flyby freehosting that produces 10k in monthly loses http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif hehe

Can you pull your head out of your ass now?
Are you reading this message? just watch.

oscer 11-23-2001 01:30 AM

wow Shit this is Intense


ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:31 AM

Are you fucking insane man? You came to me saying our webserver doing close to a million uniques is using too much resources. Its using 30% of CPU! Are you a joke or what? Try that with apache and the server wouldn't even cope.

To get the record straight my staff has spent hundreds of hours support this asshole, most of the time being as though he is too stupid to even fucking add 1 and 1 together and get 2.

He is so crazy that we didn't get back to him for 12 hours one day, so he completely DELETED the software, all the custom work etc. We out of the kindess of our hearts reinstalled, and this guy has been nothing but trouble ever since.

This is the same guy who asked us if we could make our software 3 minutes after every hour redirect to a 404 page. Let me ask you is this someones freehost you want to host on? I would stay away from his freehost, and stay away from him as well. He is dump as a stone, and has an attitude too boot.. and sue me fucker, i'll eat you for lunch!

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
Pornsuite your days are numbered, you and your flyby freehosting that produces 10k in monthly loses http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif hehe


Oops, I forgot again, you are my new accountant. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProgGod:
Are you fucking insane man? You came to me saying our webserver doing close to a million uniques is using too much resources. Its using 30% of CPU! Are you a joke or what? Try that with apache and the server wouldn't even cope.

To get the record straight my staff has spent hundreds of hours support this asshole, most of the time being as though he is too stupid to even fucking add 1 and 1 together and get 2.

He is so crazy that we didn't get back to him for 12 hours one day, so he completely DELETED the software, all the custom work etc. We out of the kindess of our hearts reinstalled, and this guy has been nothing but trouble ever since.

This is the same guy who asked us if we could make our software 3 minutes after every hour redirect to a 404 page. Let me ask you is this someones freehost you want to host on? I would stay away from his freehost, and stay away from him as well. He is dump as a stone, and has an attitude too boot.. and sue me fucker, i'll eat you for lunch!


we'll see about that you lying piece of shit.

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:36 AM

Want me to post logs?

I would be more then happy too..

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:37 AM

Oh and redirecting 3 minutes after the hour.. good idea.. except i would never go so far to rip off people. But then again, people think because its porn you are suppose to screw other people.

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:39 AM

lol come on post the logs...

Royaltee_Gee 11-23-2001 01:39 AM

Pornsuite, you started a war you cant finish my friend, your arrogant cocky attitude wont get you anywhere.

and yes I am your accountant, and your loosing alot of money :- )

muhahaha

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:41 AM

LOL you are so fucking dumb dude, do you think im going to do the same thing you offered me? To redirect traffic just like you did for xwebhosting? funny isn't it?

Anyways the topic here is you are fucked, I have money to "waste" like some people say and you don't.

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
Pornsuite, you started a war you cant finish my friend, your arrogant cocky attitude wont get you anywhere.

and yes I am your accountant, and your loosing alot of money :- )

muhahaha

Losing money? from what? BW? lol, you need to do some research.


Royaltee_Gee 11-23-2001 01:42 AM

Ladies & Gents,

Prestons software is excellent. It can handle an amazing ammount of traffic on a box, has amazing features and whatnot. I have not 1 complaint.


rollin 11-23-2001 01:44 AM

proggod,
he paid you $10k from what i know
that is worth alot of support hehe...
why do you curse at your clients as well? thats not good dude http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

wiZd0m 11-23-2001 01:44 AM

This is too fucking interesting http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:45 AM

Myrdraal: Look okay from your end?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh yea? nice, hey let me ask you is it possible to run a script that on every hour will redirect all traffic to the 404 for 3 minutes?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): let me see.. can you tell me one of the domains?
Myrdraal: http://www.lesbiansparty.com/0444test.html
Myrdraal: That's the one you gave me.
Myrdraal: As for the script, yeah it should be possible.
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yea works good http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Good. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: So you don't have any major problems anymore?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh really.. you think 3 minutes an hour is too bad?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): not that I know http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: I'm just a tech... I don't know about that sort of stuff. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh ok.. so that is possible?

Myrdraal: It is possible, yes.
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): how much?
Myrdraal: You don't want your main page to 404, just the client sites, right?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yes just the client sites http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Okay... I think you want to chat with ProgGod about this - we're pretty busy.
Myrdraal: So you'd need to convince him to do it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Do you have his contact?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yea have you talked to him about this though?
Myrdraal: Yes, he said that we had a lot of stuff to do, but to have you message him and he'd see what he could arrange.


waste 11-23-2001 01:45 AM

this is some funny shit, maybe you should make some of these tech support calls into mp3's for us all to hear http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee:
Ladies & Gents,

Prestons software is excellent. It can handle an amazing ammount of traffic on a box, has amazing features and whatnot. I have not 1 complaint.



Tell that to analhost.com hahaha
besides all I had was 1 simple question and they fucked up, now I don't care what happens next, but they are going down.

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:46 AM

btw myrdraal is one of my techs, and let me ask you, would you want to host with this guy?

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProgGod:
Myrdraal: Look okay from your end?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh yea? nice, hey let me ask you is it possible to run a script that on every hour will redirect all traffic to the 404 for 3 minutes?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): let me see.. can you tell me one of the domains?
Myrdraal: http://www.lesbiansparty.com/0444test.html
Myrdraal: That's the one you gave me.
Myrdraal: As for the script, yeah it should be possible.
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yea works good http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Good. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: So you don't have any major problems anymore?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh really.. you think 3 minutes an hour is too bad?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): not that I know http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: I'm just a tech... I don't know about that sort of stuff. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): oh ok.. so that is possible?

Myrdraal: It is possible, yes.
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): how much?
Myrdraal: You don't want your main page to 404, just the client sites, right?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yes just the client sites http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Okay... I think you want to chat with ProgGod about this - we're pretty busy.
Myrdraal: So you'd need to convince him to do it. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Myrdraal: Do you have his contact?
flashlevel.com (pornsuite.net): yea have you talked to him about this though?
Myrdraal: Yes, he said that we had a lot of stuff to do, but to have you message him and he'd see what he could arrange.


well, well nice one!, can I type a log like that too?


rollin 11-23-2001 01:47 AM

proggod,
you can't handle an angry customer?
come on man, you can do better then that...
he paid you $10k!

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:48 AM

Can't you read he DID NOT PAY 10k http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif where the hell did you get that from, I cut him a very special deal of 2k


VERY SPECIAL, everytime i cut someone a break, this shit happens.

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:49 AM

Haha you think i had enough time to type that log in? Check the time inbetween posts, it was b arely enough to wake up my tech and get him to paste it to me.. your such a fruit loop.

Rocky 11-23-2001 01:49 AM

*grabbing another handful of popcorn*

Royaltee_Gee 11-23-2001 01:49 AM

No shit, ladies and gents. You can host with him now and enjoy your headerless/footerless hosting. but I guarantee it wont last more thena month :- )
simple as that.

hell see his bill, then redirect to his sponsor or some shit :- )

rollin 11-23-2001 01:49 AM

oh my bad then
i was told $10k by the person you are pissing with http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

but still, $2k is alot to some people..
just settle it with him! no need for bad publicity man!

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:49 AM

*offers rocky some junior mints, they are curiously refreshing*

Rocky 11-23-2001 01:52 AM

*accepts the junior mints but wishes he still had some twizzlers*

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:52 AM

rollin, we have spent so many hours just trying to make him happy. I mean you should read the logs i have from this guy they are a joke. We go so much out of our way to try and make people happy.

In his defense our software is a very feature rich system, its not a matter of clicking a button to configure and install. You have to actually edit web page templates etc http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif And test a few things to make sure all features are working correctly.


But we aren't planning on selling it to 10,000 people like homefree http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif We won't even sell it any more, unless you host with us. We limited the sale of copies, and our limit was reached http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


Btw you show me a more feature rich or powerful freehost software out there http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

pornsuite 11-23-2001 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProgGod:
Haha you think i had enough time to type that log in? Check the time inbetween posts, it was b arely enough to wake up my tech and get him to paste it to me.. your such a fruit loop.
HAHAHA YOUR TECH IS obviosuly more awake than you are, I talked to him not too long ago... Ill type a log if you want me to though

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:53 AM

*runs to the snack bar for somw twizzlers*

ProgGod 11-23-2001 01:54 AM

Alright man, I made it all up, whatever..

I am going to bed arguing with you is a waste of my time, and I got family to be with tommorow..


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