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nofx 01-05-2005 05:05 PM

If you HAD to kill yourself, how would you want do it ?
 
gun ?
jump off a building ?
drown yourself ?
suffocation ?
set yourself on fire ?
overdose ?
knife ?

well how would you kill youself if you had to ? you HAD to


I would just overdose or shoot myself, quickest and easiest ways.

smack 01-05-2005 05:09 PM

be gunned down by the national gaurd after slaughtering an army of pedophiles with a hatchet.

i want something memorable, ya know?

nofx 01-05-2005 05:09 PM

hell yea, go out in a blaze of glory.

.:St Ides:. 01-05-2005 05:10 PM

That's easy, I'd call Mike Tyson a dirty filthy ni gg er to his face.

smack 01-05-2005 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
hell yea, go out in a blaze of glory.

that's the key. if you blow your head off only a few people take notice. if you're really hell bent on killing yourself you need to make a fucking statement.

mrthumbs 01-05-2005 05:12 PM

gun or a train

but like someone else in this thread said if you had to id have a shitload of action in advance!

pxxx 01-05-2005 05:12 PM

I am not really worried about that right now.

r3ap3r 01-05-2005 05:13 PM

I would set myself on fire and run into a gas station full of terrorist and pedo scum.

bangman 01-05-2005 05:14 PM

I'd want to go out easy and painless.
So, i'd probably opt for an opium overdose.

flashfire 01-05-2005 05:14 PM

jumping off a VERY high building...have to be sure it would kill me

smack 01-05-2005 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman
I'd want to go out easy and painless.
So, i'd probably opt for an opium overdose.


OD's are kind of nasty.

BoNgHiTtA 01-05-2005 05:15 PM

I would become the worlds greatest murderer, someone that even Son of Sam or Manson would be proud of.

nofx 01-05-2005 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
that's the key. if you're really hell bent on killing yourself you need to make a fucking statement.

kinda like strapping a bomb to my chest and going into the US Senate building and blow away all the bullshit politicians :upsidedow

smack 01-05-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
kinda like strapping a bomb to my chest and going into the US Senate building and blow away all the bullshit politicians :upsidedow

i would rather exact my vengence on real scum like pedos and rapists.

- Jesus Christ - 01-05-2005 05:17 PM

panio wire tied to every joint on my body, the other ends tied to a bridge.

Jump off.

Bite size pieces.

MetaMan 01-05-2005 05:17 PM

i would lay down on sleazydreams couch.

nofx 01-05-2005 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -
panio wire tied to every joint on my body, the other ends tied to a bridge.

Jump off.

Bite size pieces.

nice. :thumbsup

.:St Ides:. 01-05-2005 05:20 PM

maybe go with old age.

Scott McD 01-05-2005 05:22 PM

Overdose for me.

I don't wanna die of old age. Will top myeself before it's gets to that stage...

Alpha-Q 01-05-2005 05:23 PM

go to the top of a tall building, tie a bungee cord on myself, then a thin, strong wire around my neck that is shorter than the bungee chord, and attach the wire firmly to the top of the building. then, super/hot glue, or secure my hands to my head some way where there is no way they can come off. then jump. the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head. oh, and make sure your hands are attached so your palms are on your cheeks.

mortenb 01-05-2005 05:25 PM

I would junp off of a bridge with on end of a rope tied around my head and the other end to the bridge, so when I jumped my head would be ripped of and would dangle in the wind until someone removed it. :-)

jt420 01-05-2005 05:28 PM

eat a sheet of acid, shoot some herion, smoke some opium, take an assortment of pills and hope i dont wake up a vegetable.

xclusive 01-05-2005 05:29 PM

I'd go hunt for Osama and if I got killed while taking him out it would be worth it

crockett 01-05-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
gun ?
jump off a building ?
drown yourself ?
suffocation ?
set yourself on fire ?
overdose ?
knife ?

well how would you kill youself if you had to ? you HAD to


I would just overdose or shoot myself, quickest and easiest ways.

smoking cigarettes or drinking.. I figure it would take at least 30 years :pimp

Pete 01-05-2005 05:31 PM

Dumb question but I guess I would have to say anal rape

nofx 01-05-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha-Q
the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head.


that is the best one yet :1orglaugh

PenisFace 01-05-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha-Q
go to the top of a tall building, tie a bungee cord on myself, then a thin, strong wire around my neck that is shorter than the bungee chord, and attach the wire firmly to the top of the building. then, super/hot glue, or secure my hands to my head some way where there is no way they can come off. then jump. the wire will cut off my head, but my hands will still be holding it, so i'll be bungee jumping while holding my head. oh, and make sure your hands are attached so your palms are on your cheeks.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kapitan Ivanov II 01-05-2005 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
I'd go hunt for Osama and if I got killed while taking him out it would be worth it

I'm right here, baby.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 01-05-2005 05:45 PM

In the case of an instant beheading, do you think your brain, eyes, etc. continue to work at all for any amount of time after the decapitation?

TheMob 01-05-2005 05:46 PM

if i would i would jump

Kapitan Ivanov II 01-05-2005 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!
In the case of an instant beheading, do you think your brain, eyes, etc. continue to work at all for any amount of time after the decapitation?

One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

bangman 01-05-2005 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smack
OD's are kind of nasty.

Believe me I know. :(
However, an opium overdose will decrease your CNS enough to shut down blood flow to your brain, causing you to pass out. It would be gentle, smooth and painless. Of course, this is assuming the opiate i choose was pure.

Pretty much every other drug out there would cause a very painful death, especially stimulants such as cocaine and ecstasy. Though the latter would prove to be an amazing experience. :) Well, at least until I started convulsing.

Hmmm...
In theory, LSD itself really cannot kill you because it has a dose plataeu.
Psy might be a worthy last experience if you dosed at the right times (enough to get maximum effects without breaching the LD50).



:upsidedow

Babagirls 01-05-2005 06:19 PM

overdose on sleeping pills or running the car in the garage.
somethin painless.

Top Jimmy 01-05-2005 06:30 PM

I want not do it. If I do have do it. I would pill take do.

DWB 01-05-2005 06:31 PM

Nitrous baby!!! I'd go out huffing with some headphones on listening to some music.... fading... fading... painless.

If that didn't work, a blaze of glory would be nice. Something BIG. :thumbsup

wedouglas 01-05-2005 06:33 PM

in my sleep somehow painlessly

Bill8 01-05-2005 06:43 PM

Carbon monoxide, from a tank of compressed gas.

Nitrous would do as well, as would ether, used correctly.

Since tanks of CO aren't reliably available, a charcoal brazier in a small room. Japanese style...

Alcohol and barbituates works well enough, if you can get it. Some chance of convulsions and vomiting.

Gunshot is always reliable, but grim and not gentle.

Funky Bastard 01-05-2005 06:46 PM

I would rob a bank I would have to be gun downed because I would be spraying my ak-47 at everybody or I would be rich and keep livein!

moneybiz 01-05-2005 06:59 PM

Counter Srike with real guns.

reynold 01-05-2005 07:01 PM

i think i'll cut my wrist or poison myself


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