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Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:36 PM

This is a HIGH MAINTANCE chick.......PIC
 
http://photo5.matchnet.com/alpha/200...7/74168060.jpg


Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!)

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:37 PM

chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date

pornguy 12-29-2004 10:39 PM

I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.


she has nice eyebrows

uno 12-29-2004 10:41 PM

She has that psycho look to her.

Pornwolf 12-29-2004 10:42 PM

That guido chick better be happy with the Alfredo she gets from Le' 24 Hour Diner after Le' Club before I take her to Chez Pornwolf and fuck her silly. :winkwink:

- Jesus Christ - 12-29-2004 10:44 PM

I'm suing the bitch for blinding me with her bleached out caps. :2 cents:

escorpio 12-29-2004 10:47 PM

Sent my Bitch Alarm straight into the red zone.

Rictor 12-29-2004 10:48 PM

Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Kevsh 12-29-2004 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.

at least if she get's some poutine stuck in her teeth, you'll know it

wyldblyss 12-29-2004 10:51 PM

Someone should ask her what she expects from a "real" first date instead of her fantasy.

Sosa 12-29-2004 10:52 PM

what a bitch

Screaming 12-29-2004 10:52 PM

i dont know dude i dont think she is that great, i mean she is pretty but if were talking fantasy here lets kick it up a knotch

UniversalPass Pete 12-29-2004 10:53 PM

Looks like she flosses :pimp

2HousePlague 12-29-2004 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
chick prob will want to see your bank records before getting a date


No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


j-

BradM 12-29-2004 11:06 PM

That's a man, baby.

wdsguy 12-29-2004 11:07 PM

she has really white teeth

venus 12-29-2004 11:26 PM

what kind of horse do you have pornguy ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
I think that her smile is bigger than my horse.


WebTitan 12-29-2004 11:29 PM

not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL

VeriSexy 12-29-2004 11:30 PM

She is cute :pimp

jonesy 12-29-2004 11:40 PM

high mainterence by her own accord but in the real world she aint even in the ballpark looks wise to be high maintenence

Vitasoy 12-30-2004 12:04 AM

Her teeth is wayyy too white :D over did it :P

emthree 12-30-2004 12:06 AM

She must have alot of shit done on her body, that smile is too fake

Shoehorn! 12-30-2004 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rictor
Chicks on dating sites are always damaged goods but at least they put out.

Very true.

FelixFlow 12-30-2004 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
No joke, this shit happens.

Long before I worked for AFF, I sought super-short-term companionship on dating sites across the board. I had this one chick who asked for my SS number and last 3 previous residential addressess, before she would even consent to a date.

I sent her some blurry Polariods of my cock, instead. Boo-yah!


j-


haha, that'll teach her ! :)

TheMob 12-30-2004 12:16 AM

ah, she's a first class hook

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebTitan
not sure if you can pass the background check juicy...LOL


hehe all the chikc needs is a juicy cock in her mouth :Oh crap

kmanrox 12-30-2004 08:47 AM

that's a tranny

xclusive 12-30-2004 08:47 AM

She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

psili 12-30-2004 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
She has a big mouth perfect for your Juicy Masssssive cock...

Her mouth belongs on a fishing hook.

Manowar 12-30-2004 08:52 AM

take her to burger king and show her the casino. that'll do.

FrankHolland 12-30-2004 08:54 AM

tranny :helpme

Odie 12-30-2004 08:56 AM

her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that??? :helpme

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4... :upsidedow

Monique Niccole 12-30-2004 08:56 AM

She has crazy eyes. If you dump her, she'll boil your rabbit.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
her smile is a lil large..lol...all the more to ...nevermind Juicy..

she has high standards...what's wrong with that??? :helpme

altho, I got flown around by a few of my b/f's on dates b4... :upsidedow


I am a high maintenance guy myself , nothing wrong with it but come on now a good looking piece like me dont have time for BS with chicks like this. :pimp

hova 12-30-2004 08:59 AM

I bet she does anal

Fizzgig 12-30-2004 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
http://photo5.matchnet.com/alpha/200...7/74168060.jpg


Perfect First Date

Concorde to Paris, stroll in the Louvre, followed by dinner atop the Eiffel Tower. They did say "perfect", didn't they?!? (And yes, I do know that the Concorde is no longer operational- this is supposed to be a fantasy!) But I'll settle for a cheap burger and a hard fucking.


Now isn't that better?

PersianKitty 12-30-2004 09:03 AM

I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hova
I bet she does anal


you think she swallows? :pimp

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PersianKitty
I thought there were only two restaurants in the Eiffel tower and that they were on the first and second floor... not at the top.

hehe I have no clue , if thats true then this chick is in lalala land


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