if I handed you 50 000$ right now...
 

how would you invest it?

and remember, you DO have something to lose, so don't tell me you'll put it on Black...

if you had 50 000$ and only 50 000$, how would you invest it personally?

Straight eye for the queer guy.

Investment property

a house for me :)

what is timeframe?

if i had 6mo id throw it on SIRI at current price, as soon as stern goes live that stock will be $20+

Most likely Gold.

Stocks only.

Hopefully will break $500 soon :)

I would buy a cool car.

Whores and lots of 'em.

he said invest not buy yourself a house or car did he not?

I'd open a beer and checking cashing store... probably wouldn't be enough though. Make it $100k... k? thx

lol

I would hook up with some of the real ballers around these parts and invest in an adult venture of sorts :rainfro

Buying a house is a good investment.
Car.. no.

We could always use extra cash :)

1. make my own POV site

2. nail every hottie that does porn and leave my face out of it

3. promote it

4. watch clips and masturbate to the memories

I'd buy some more domains

open up a W.I.C. (women, infant, children) only store. they're federally funded and state operated, but the stores are privately owned. the premise is, you give food in exchange for checks issued by the government. i should know, i had several, but was stupid and sold them all for a huge profit. you can start one for about $25k each.

Well, I'd grab you by the ankle, flip you upside down and shake you to see if anymore fell out! :D

Where at?

Tell us more.

Fuck replied to the wrong post. Was playing with Bdjuf, don't even know you Maestro. :)

I would finally buy a 3 digit icq number

If I'd let you know, I'd have to kill you

doesnt sound like a bad idea

Hire a CFP - now you have $47K. Hard to find a CFP that work with those numbers. You didn't expect real quality advice here, did ya?

OK

Gold
Mutual Fund - take last 5 year average best performer

or open a tanny site.

Put it all in MTSX :smilie_we

Actually, I guess I'd track down Thomas and invest in sea animals!

Ok, My Bad........damn alcohol!!!


Then Stocks.......Martha Stuart stocks...shes on her way back!!!!

yeah im with the guy that wants to invest it in sea animals

believe me if you want, but there are several ways to make money from niche businesses and the government. mine was one example.

another example is, a friend of mine opened a psuedo-taxi service for disabled people. the county pays them big bucks to drive a fleet of old taxi's around and take disabled people to their appointments. the county did this because, it was too costly to modify their buses. so, my friend started a para-transit service. each time a disabled person gets a ride, he gets $5.00 plus a monthly guarantee for the overhead (i.e., rent, utilities, management, employees, insurance, etc.)

give it me in vegas so we can go buy 50 high class call girls LMAOLMAO.


:GFYBand

First I'd shit.

Then I'd invest in some serious success. I have a couple of sites that could use a serious bump in traffic, and I'd be putting money toward that. I'd also put money toward better design.

Some of it would be put into a few mutual funds.

If there's any left, I'd hold on to it as an emergency fund. I hate being broke when Murphy brings his fucking law into my house.

keep the ideas pumping ! its like playing slots, so far both of these ideas are in service where I live, maybe the next one you describe hasn't been done here.

Priviate eye business

Invest in porn and more porn.

private investigation is quite a bit or work to even become certified to do that line of work, its alot like becoming an electrician theres a bunch of steps and certain hours working under a PI and then having to apply needing x amount of recommendations from police officers and stuff.

Stick to porn and it's related traffic generation businesses.

Domains is also a good idea as we have seen in the past couple of months. I dont see that game slowing anytime soon.

Probably buy some more rental properties :)

DH

okay, "comeplay"...here's my last idea that has not been done - yet. i am going to start this, but i don't have a date yet. the reason is, i want to try something else before i go back to "brick n mortar" business. brick n mortar is difficult to start, but very profitable in the long run, especially when you sell them.

basically my last idea is to start a store that caters to food stamp receipients, kind of like my WIC-only stores, but this one accepts only food stamps. the premise is the same, but this is an untapped market. i know, i've researched it for a long time.

the only problem is, you need to more start-up capital - i figure about $200k to do it right.

With 50k? :helpme
note: I live in NY (50k cant even get you a bedroom)