Post your best pickup lines here.
 

Post em.

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"whassup baby you gonna let me beat or what???"

"Do you wanna get drunk and fuck or do you not drink?"

Nice shoes...

hey baby, the name's juicy...:winkwink:

Me:

"Excuse me, your boyfriend is looking for you."

Her:

"I don't have a boyfriend"

Me:

"Oh, sorry, some guy told me he was looking for the most beautiful girl in the bar."

Go on from here
:Graucho

If she first replies "Oh yeah, where is he?" , point in a direction and casually walk away.

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:1orglaugh

Can I wear your ass as a hat?

you'll do

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

have you got some money for me?:Graucho

Do you take it up the ass?

If you and I were Squirrels, could i bust a nut in your hole???

I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?



Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for


You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..


Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."


I can make you feel like I've never had sex before..


What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh..

Last time I used that I got denied.

It was like
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"You'll do"

Least she cant call me a lier.

Well I ussually just walk up and say hi. IF they seem like they arent interested all you have to do is say this...... (look disspointed in HER) and say... "Your not snobby are you?".... Chicks DO NOT want to be called or to be thought as a snob! Everytime i say this they go.."No not at all". They will emmediately act kind and willing to talk to you. TRY IT

Mine is.....

Would you like to join my hubby and I in a 3some :1orglaugh :Graucho

Take your finger, touch it to her crotch, then sniff/taste your finger....then say...

"you taste familiar....have we met?"

yes, but keep in mind we are talking about juicy here...

he can simply walk into a bar - look at a girl and use the best pick up line that everyman wants to use


......... You'll Do

This is known as a "neg-hit"...

same as...I like your nails....are they fake?

"Baby, if beer tasted as good as you look, my kidneys would explode."


"Don't worry, your good looks don't intimidate me."


"I'll do you a double anal all by myself"

Or "God you've got a terrific ass! Did you have much trouble fitting it through the door of the bar??"



Now that's a neg-hit. :D

If your with a friend and see a girl youd like to pick up walking towards you say.. "WOW Look at those graphics! It looks better than my Xbox". They are gaurenteed to laugh histerically. Who ever says shit like that. Your a fucking original master using that line.

Hey babe, I heard you liked animals. So do you wanna kiss my bunny between the ears? ::then you pull out your pockets so it's like ears."

you must be good with computers, because youre giving me a hard drive

MAN: Do you wanna dance?

CHICK: no!

MAN: No, i said you look FAT in those PANTS!

*walk away*

:thumbsup :Graucho

Your not a cop are you?

Good... How much for a blow job?

I think pickup lines are tacky, but here are some funny ones I found.


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

I know milk does a body good...
BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU DRINK ???

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

see one cute chick walking down the street. walk up, ask where the nearest coffee shop is and when she tells you, ask her to join you for some coffee.

omg haha, nice one lol! :thumbsup

Classic....

tell every women you meet when married - I'd leave my wife for you - then leave your wife and call them up and ask for a date - you'll sleep with every one.

Avoid the 'I've seen you in my dreams' line - I copped that twice last week :(

Juicy i need some phone sex can you call me

This whole thread is the reason I hate going to bars. :1orglaugh

hey baby i am a talent scout for playboy and we are doing a talent search at this bar/club tonite...... interested?