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tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:34 PM

TGP-clicked traffic for sale!!!!!!
 
Banners and textlinks on gallerys. Niche: livecams

8000-10000 U clicks to my sponsor per day! I convert 1:300-1:400.

I need quick cash for some private problems. And I need it really QUICK!

Im selling the rest of this months traffic for the low price of $5000.

You will make double that almost guranteed with a normal sponsor.

Can do a one day test for $500. Pay with WU now and I start the traffic right away and you can decide after 24h if you want the rest or not. Paypal have limited me and I'm waiting for them to open my account again. Still waiting for my epassporte electron. Need the cash tomorrow by the latest so WU is the only way (I know about all the scam replys I will get here, so I have this $500 testoption also.)

Email me now. Only one person can buy this.

[email protected]

Dirty F 09-16-2004 03:36 PM

I have a bridge to sell.

bangman- 09-16-2004 03:38 PM

Wow... I'm sure people are going to just jump on that offer.
:ak47: :feels-hot

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:44 PM

Its a fucking guaranteed 100% profit. Are you stupid or WHAT??!?!

KMR Stitch 09-16-2004 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Its a fucking guaranteed 100% profit. Are you stupid or WHAT??!?!
If the traffic was that damn good. Don't sell it.

fris 09-16-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Banners and textlinks on gallerys. Niche: livecams

8000-10000 U clicks to my sponsor per day! I convert 1:300-1:400.

I need quick cash for some private problems. And I need it really QUICK!

Im selling the rest of this months traffic for the low price of $5000.

You will make double that almost guranteed with a normal sponsor.

Can do a one day test for $500. Pay with WU now and I start the traffic right away and you can decide after 24h if you want the rest or not. Paypal have limited me and I'm waiting for them to open my account again. Still waiting for my epassporte electron. Need the cash tomorrow by the latest so WU is the only way (I know about all the scam replys I will get here, so I have this $500 testoption also.)

Email me now. Only one person can buy this.

[email protected]

$5000?

cool, well since its so good, how bout i triple thatt? and give you 15k cause you "say" it will convert and no one has heard of you before. and how bout i send you a bride from bride.ru just cause i am feeling fucking good tonight. and smiles are free.

hows that sound motherfucker?

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
If the traffic was that damn good. Don't sell it.
Reread my thread idiot.

FilthyRob 09-16-2004 03:46 PM

How about a 1 hour test for 20.00?

Observing 09-16-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Its a fucking guaranteed 100% profit. Are you stupid or WHAT??!?!
The guarantee coming from a first time poster?
Show me a picture with a banana up your rectum and you holding a sign saying "tgpguru guarantees 100% profit" and I'll give it some serious thought.

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FilthyRob
How about a 1 hour test for 20.00?
How about a fuck you?

Observing 09-16-2004 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
How about a fuck you?
hahahahaa you are GREAT at doing business with ppl :thumbsup

TurboAngel 09-16-2004 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
$5000?

cool, well since its so good, how bout i triple thatt? and give you 15k cause you "say" it will convert and no one has heard of you before. and how bout i send you a bride from bride.ru just cause i am feeling fucking good tonight. and smiles are free.

hows that sound motherfucker?


Hahahha, thank's for that post.


:winkwink:

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:49 PM

No more replys to surfers and newbie webmasters from now on.

Any serious webmaster up for a deal? I really REALLY need to sell this today - I have big private problems and need to get this cash by tomorrow.

strobi 09-16-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
How about a fuck you?

are you a board character?

Goose 09-16-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
How about a fuck you?
no reputation, no believers...:thumbsup

dunefield 09-16-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
No more replys to surfers and newbie webmasters from now on.

Any serious webmaster up for a deal? I really REALLY need to sell this today - I have big private problems and need to get this cash by tomorrow.

how about a FUCK YOU!

http://www.girlthing.tv/gfy/mari.jpg

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:52 PM

Fucking sigwhores. Sitting here all days and making under $1k per month. Duh.

liquidmoe 09-16-2004 03:53 PM

You can solve this rather quickly just put up a url to the site in question people can do a few quick checks and see if they are interested, otherwise with just an email and a first time post you gotta expect at least a couple of flames.

TurboAngel 09-16-2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Fucking sigwhores. Sitting here all days and making under $1k per month. Duh.
I'm not a sig whore thank you.





:glugglug

tgpguru 09-16-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
You can solve this rather quickly just put up a url to the site in question people can do a few quick checks and see if they are interested, otherwise with just an email and a first time post you gotta expect at least a couple of flames.
Dont worry about my business. I do well - I just have some problems that I need to solve by tomorrow. Stayed low for some years and will continue to do so.

fris 09-16-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Dont worry about my business. I do well - I just have some problems that I need to solve by tomorrow. Stayed low for some years and will continue to do so.
post url where your traffic comes from, and i will place the money down.

BlueQuartz 09-16-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Observing
The guarantee coming from a first time poster?
Show me a picture with a banana up your rectum and you holding a sign saying "tgpguru guarantees 100% profit" and I'll give it some serious thought.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alex 09-16-2004 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
post url where your traffic comes from, and i will place the money down.

:thumbsup

jawanda 09-16-2004 04:01 PM

$500 / 24hrs = $20 per hour.


Seriously, how about a TWO hour test for $40 paid via PayPal (Im sure that won't break your PP limit). If it is good traffic I will pay for the full day, and if that goes well I will take the month. I will also come into this thread after two hours and tell everyone if it is good ... so that you can go ahead and sell the full month to someone else if you'd like.

I will send it to a webcam sponsor in a manner that usually results in 1/300 conversion ratio ... so in the about 900 clicks i get i should know what's up and be able to give an honest opinion.

What do you say?? It's probably the best offer you're going to get.

-Phil

Reak 09-16-2004 04:02 PM

jawanda made a point.

he must accept it now.

TurboAngel 09-16-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
jawanda made a point.

he must accept it now.

He won't! LMFAO.


:winkwink:

tgpguru 09-16-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
post url where your traffic comes from, and i will place the money down.
You can see my gallerys daily on al4a, lumber.., shemp, and the rest of 'em.

I wont post any URL here. If your interested you better hurry. I have some emails at the moment.

jawanda 09-16-2004 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
You can see my gallerys daily on al4a, lumber.., shemp, and the rest of 'em.

I wont post any URL here. If your interested you better hurry. I have some emails at the moment.

And these sites aren't going to pull your gallies as soon as you start changin them up?

:helpme

???

BlueQuartz 09-16-2004 04:05 PM

oh btw dude


i absolutely promise you no one will be giving you 5K for anything so run along and go rob a bank

some_idiot 09-16-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
You can see my gallerys daily on al4a, lumber.., shemp, and the rest of 'em.

I wont post any URL here. If your interested you better hurry. I have some emails at the moment.

Well we won't next week after you pull the redirection stunt.:1orglaugh

BlueQuartz 09-16-2004 04:07 PM

oh i just read up looks like we've found a live one lol

SpaceAce 09-16-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda

What do you say?? It's probably the best offer you're going to get.

-Phil

You should jump on this offer. You cruise in here and fit right into the classic 1 post + Western Union = SCAM mold and then have the nerve to act like a prick to everyone who doesn't immediately send you 5K based on nothing more than your word. 99.9% of first posts like yours are a ripoff. Even if you're legitimate, you don't bother to participate in the community until you need something so are you really surprised that you didn't get a great response?

SpaceAce

tgpguru 09-16-2004 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
$500 / 24hrs = $20 per hour.


Seriously, how about a TWO hour test for $40 paid via PayPal (Im sure that won't break your PP limit). If it is good traffic I will pay for the full day, and if that goes well I will take the month. I will also come into this thread after two hours and tell everyone if it is good ... so that you can go ahead and sell the full month to someone else if you'd like.

I will send it to a webcam sponsor in a manner that usually results in 1/300 conversion ratio ... so in the about 900 clicks i get i should know what's up and be able to give an honest opinion.

What do you say?? It's probably the best offer you're going to get.

-Phil

Ok one more reply to a newbie, then its enough...

900 clicks proves nothing. You can get 0 signups and you can get 10 signups. You NEED at least 10k clicks to decide if traffic is good or bad. Trust me. You will learn this someday no matter what.

Stick your $40 up your ass.

If you change your mind within 10mins I will let you try the $500 one day test instead of the other emails I have now. Im waiting on my replys to them. This could be fun.

masterE 09-16-2004 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Observing
The guarantee coming from a first time poster?
Show me a picture with a banana up your rectum and you holding a sign saying "tgpguru guarantees 100% profit" and I'll give it some serious thought.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I love GFY, laughing is good for the soul...

steve90 09-16-2004 04:10 PM

wow have not seen any one this stupid since sobegirl

erehwon 09-16-2004 04:10 PM

I bid my standard $10! :1orglaugh

tgpguru 09-16-2004 04:11 PM

Damn newbies. My linkingcodes are of course connected to a cgi script so I can change the destination URL whenever I want. Fuck this. Maybe I should open up an adult webmaster school.

NO MORE FUCKING REPLYS TO NEWBIES.

If I get an email from that dude with $40 bucks and he wants the $500 test he will get it. Otherwise someone else of the emails will get it.

This is my last fucking post to this newbie webmaster board. Good bye :)

johndoebob 09-16-2004 04:12 PM

Quote:

Pay with WU now and I start the traffic right away
You should rather say:

Pay with WU now and and I disapear right away.

or

Pay with WU now and you'll never see you money again.

TurboAngel 09-16-2004 04:14 PM

Why did you call me a post whore?


:glugglug

jawanda 09-16-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tgpguru
Ok one more reply to a newbie, then its enough...

900 clicks proves nothing. You can get 0 signups and you can get 10 signups. You NEED at least 10k clicks to decide if traffic is good or bad. Trust me. You will learn this someday no matter what.

Stick your $40 up your ass.

If you change your mind within 10mins I will let you try the $500 one day test instead of the other emails I have now. Im waiting on my replys to them. This could be fun.

Of course 900 clicks is nothing conclusive, but I will still be able to measure the productivity (as in activity clicks, not just signups, dipshit) based on it.

I made you a legitimate offer and you come back and insult me... pretty cool.

Good luck with your sale Vlad.

-P


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