I want to kill myself
 

So I go to the ATM machine to take out some money and the balance showed FAR less than I thought I had. I'm thinking there must be some mistake, or a theft from my account or something.

So I call the bank to get the transactions and it turns out my wife spent $1,395.98 in the last THREE DAYS in which she whipped out her debit card 19 separate times.

She has a party coming up this weekend when she and her friends are celebrating all of their children's birthdays (even though some aren't in June) and I know she's buying presents for the kids. Also, she took my kids to a theme park yesterday. And my own birthday's coming up.

But FOURTEEN HUNDRED BUCKS IN THREE DAYS? NINETEEN DEBIT CARD TRANSACTIONS IN THREE DAYS?

Hopefully I can scrape up enough to pay the mortgage by June 16.

:sadcrying

Hmmmmmmmm 1,400 in 3 days isn't that bad, but you have to keep your wife in check before you and that fam will be leaving in a motel :)

fuck the mortgage, buy a divorce

Life is a bitch man...

do it, the world has to many people.

Sounds like the pimp hand has gotten weak.

:warning

"told you i was hardcore"

the best quote for this is Danny Glover with Mel in Lethal Weapon.

"Don't nibble on the barrel, pull the trigger."

blood looks better when its splattered all over the wall anyway! do it in the bathroom the red goes well with the white toilet!

is your wife stupid ? Does she not understand what BILLS are ?

Damn your pretty lucky, kids + theme park can easily top the figure you posted.

goodluck for this coming june 16 dude!!!

life is so bitch...:321GFY :2 cents:

Bills that's a funny one, they just figure you will work twice harder next week.

He has a shared account by the looks of it. Oh well maybe not the brightest thing to do if the other person has no grasp on your budget.

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Agreed. Sound financial advise. get rid of the money leak :1orglaugh

g'day mate, you should be happy that your wife likes to shop.

My ex wife didnt even buy food for us to eat, instead she kept on flushing my pay down the pokies while i was at work. That dumb bitch.

that's what you get for having a joint account. you need to get your own checking account let her keep the joint put $500 in it a month or somethng and thats it.

Definitely, how do you let your woman debit you into the poor house.

It took her 3 day's? That shit's been done in a day, don't you make the bling bling?


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Dude if your going to commit suicide please video it and send the copy to consumption junction...

BTW and even better--- if $1400 makes you want to commit suicide--at least wait till your wife divorces you, cancel your life insurance, agree to her getting a huge amount of monthly income then kill yourself while videoing it and send the copy to her while en;ightening her she gets nothing!!!...

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Not sure what it feels like to only have 1400.00 to my name....

Not to sound harsh but maybe this isn't the business for you...

You can make more shoveling shit for the circus...


I might also add, that you might want to give your wife a monthly allowance because it doesn't seem she has a clue with your finances.

good luck

I will probably never get married. Just keep having young girls all the time till the day I die...

someone post the pic of the parachuter and the comment without the parachute

hahahahga

nice. don't give her that much in her debit account would be one way to solve that problem

That's realy bad but i guess you will get your money back

yeah really bad......what's your plan now?.......to your wife.....hehheheheh

Kill yourself at the party. Thats how to get the last laugh.

someone post this "here is the room of the people who care" pic

You need a day? A whole day? I can spend it in less than an hour
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Pimp the bitch out and get your money back.

"my hatred is unstoppable
and death for you will be so slow
your sins are unforgivable
and your god can't save you now
i'll be your judge and jury
sometimes justice moves to slow
and i will show you no mercy
when i drop the final blow
too many times you fucked me over
too many times i believed your shit
i smell your fear and weakness
and it makes me fucking sick
i know you heard my cries
saw the faith in my eyes
then you turned your back on me
made me suffer alone."

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That's the problem with the credit cards in america, there are so many ppl buying stuff, even if they don't have the money for it...

AND YOU ARE SELLING: http://www.pornwealth.info ???

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I never said I had $1400 to my name. But I don't have a savings account -- all my money is in my retirement plans or in stocks.

My mortgage payment is about $3,600 per month. I can swing the mortgage on the 15th but estimated taxes are due too.

:mad:

When it comes to having a pimp hand I'm a double amputee.

i spent about $40,000 in the last month on ods and ends.... fucking credit card was on fire. just paid it off yesterday. lots of airmiles!

Well good luck... and welcome to the Men Club!
If you are just experiencing that...then where have you been before???