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Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:07 PM

How would you react if you discovered you were PART BLACK?
 
Given the nature of the human tendency to INFIDELITY and how extensive our collective bloodlines go, I'm sure even seemingly "pure" bloodlines would have some CHOCOLATE SYRUP in them.

How would you react? Be HONEST, now!

StuartD 04-26-2004 08:08 PM

I'd hope that it's the part below my waist.

Rankings 04-26-2004 08:08 PM

what?

psyko514 04-26-2004 08:09 PM

do they sell bumper stickers that say "I'm part black"?

I think most people would use it as an excuse to say the N word.

Oracle Porn 04-26-2004 08:09 PM

I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover :1orglaugh

neewwman 04-26-2004 08:10 PM

If I found out I was part black, I'd say "why didn't I get the dick gene?"

SykkBoy 04-26-2004 08:10 PM

I would cross the street and walk on the other side if I saw myself coming down the street...then I'd mug myself

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I'd hope that it's the part below my waist.

Hahahhaahah :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Illicit 04-26-2004 08:11 PM

No wonder I always liked ghetto booties !


it all makes sense now !

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:11 PM

Most Southern Italians are part BLACK.

Ironhorse 04-26-2004 08:12 PM

I think I would react better than most of the blacks in US finding out there is white blood in their lineage :2 cents:

BVF 04-26-2004 08:12 PM

Ask Malezia

BiggleJones 04-26-2004 08:12 PM

Im sicilian...so most likely somewhere down the line I am.

VoodooMagick 04-26-2004 08:12 PM

Good one Psyko. Uhh, why would anyone care one way or the other if they were part balck or part any other race? Oh wait, I know, cuz there's still people in the world that start threads titled "How would you react if you discovered you were PART BLACK?"

C'mon, people, the racism thing is so hillbilly. Show a little class and intellectual evolution.

KMR Stitch 04-26-2004 08:12 PM

So thats why I am look azn but have a huge cock..

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover :1orglaugh
Moses was Black.

He passed for Egyptian who were black.

So he was Black.

Hebrews considered him as one of their own.

So Hebrews were Black.


Wassssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Oracle, my Brotha!!!!!

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
Ask Malezia
She does look like she's got some sweet Chocolate in her. That's a fine looking honey!

<IMX> 04-26-2004 08:16 PM

I'm hung like a black man.
All two inches :)



From the ground

:Graucho

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by <IMX>
I'm hung like a black man.
All two inches :)



From the ground

:Graucho

Your Chinese name would be HUNG TU LOW

Honeyslut 04-26-2004 08:21 PM

Well, that would explain my ass.......

Oracle Porn 04-26-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
Moses was Black.

He passed for Egyptian who were black.

So he was Black.

Hebrews considered him as one of their own.

So Hebrews were Black.


Wassssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, Oracle, my Brotha!!!!!

Smoking that chingaling tonight huh? :Graucho

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Smoking that chingaling tonight huh? :Graucho
Someone told me you got some of that NEGEV DESERT HYDRO SHIT, Hook a brotha up!!!!

warlock5 04-26-2004 08:26 PM

If I'm part black, I must be an albino negro.

Mr. Marks 04-26-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Well, that would explain my ass.......
Nice and round! Yummy!:thumbsup

Rochard 04-26-2004 08:27 PM

I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.

pimplink 04-26-2004 08:36 PM

Be thankful that I got such a very colorful life!

Joesho 04-26-2004 08:38 PM

hope my dick got bigger, and the myth was actually true!

brizzad 04-26-2004 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
I'd brake up with my gf because she is a ****** lover :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh that episode was a classic

if i found out i was part black, i'd feel more in place.. and i'd tell everyone that i was part black so they wouldnt look at my when i drive by with solid black hahahahahahas and more bass than a 50 cent concert

brizzad 04-26-2004 08:42 PM

edit: sorry for the double post, gfy is fucking up

CamChicks 04-26-2004 08:44 PM

demand reparations :winkwink:

cluck 04-26-2004 08:46 PM

I found out when I was 17. My immediate reaction was "YES!! YES YES YES IM FINALLY NOT A HONKEY!"

Mishi 04-26-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
I found out when I was 17. My immediate reaction was "YES!! YES YES YES IM FINALLY NOT A HONKEY!"
Hah! I think my reaction would be similar. I'm so fucking white I blind myself when I look in the mirror. I think I'm the only person ever born in Oklahoma who doesn't even have so much as 1/128th Indian blood. When my geneaologist mother discovered we had some Italian (circa, I dunno, 740 a.d.?) I was momentarily thrilled.

johnbosh 04-26-2004 11:47 PM

holy shit

AvanteGuard 04-26-2004 11:52 PM

I guess that means i was adopted or my dad wasn't my real dad or somethin like that. Damn, took me a couple decades to get over "I'm just a mistake" now i have to think "crap i'm adopted."

slackologist 04-26-2004 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.
that about sums it up.

twistyneck 04-26-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
I would be thrilled to death that my bloodline had such rich history. Seriously.
:1orglaugh

bcooter 04-26-2004 11:57 PM

damnit, i shoulda seen the thread earlier. both of my jokes came up in the first ten posts.

i am half black. from the waist down.

when i divorce my wife of 15 years, i would simply reply "shes a ****** lover"


(im 21 , not married) sorry. dont want any hotties getting the wrong idea.

reynold 04-26-2004 11:58 PM

I've been reading the msgs here and most of them hope they get the lower part! :1orglaugh

basschick 04-26-2004 11:59 PM

i'd be me before and after the discovery, so it wouldn't bother me.

Dawgy 04-27-2004 12:00 AM

that would explain a lot about certain body parts i have


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