This Chic Called me a Metrosexual - WTF is a Metrosexual!?!?!
 

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I thought it was someone who liked to fuck on public transportation systems. :(

Any insight on this affliction? Can it be cured? I don't know how to explain it to my family, they may disown me seeing how I was reared in a strong Baptist family. :helpme

Have you ever fucked a train ?? :1orglaugh

someone like juicy

You love women, but as a handsome man, you love yourself even more.

See: David Beckham.

Guys that do their hair all fancy, get peticures and put on makeup.

I just call it - gay.

It's a guy who dresses like a gay man but isn't.
If you get a manicure, and pluck your eyebrows because they are just a little to unkempt, your a metrosexual.

Kind of like the 2000 version of a yuppy.

So sad for you.

I pluck my eyebrows, shower daily, and keep my place clean. Does that make me a bad person?

something ain't right about a man giving himself a facial :1orglaugh

Nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance.

I like to look good. Fuck pedicures n shit like that tho. No makeup no gay shit. But I fix my hair all fancy as you would say and I wear nice clothes.

its a sad day in society when guys who take care of their bodies and care about their personal appearance are considered gay, or even metrosexual.

its call being healthy

yup, she pretty much called your straight but you act gay

taking care of urself and grooming is one thing, but for a man to spend more than ten bucks on a bottle of shampoo is definitely gay.

Hehe, metrosexuals rule!

I don't give a shit what people call me. I like to be clean and well dressed! :glugglug

Straight Plan for the Metro Man? New Series on Fox? :Graucho

no, it makes you a metrosexual.


i personally date and prefer metro's, nuttin wrong with caring for yourself and wanting to look good :thumbsup

Im metrosexual.. I like to match my gear up right and look tight..

I get upset if I scuff my shoes or it rains on my coat.. lol

But that don't mean I can't fight like a down ass peckerwood...

Being called a Metrosexual is a compliment.

It means that you are a manly man that cares about taking care of himself and looking good....ALL good things in my book. :)

Here's a 'letter from the publisher' of Razor Magazine on the very subject:
The Hunt for Metrosexuals
http://www.razormagazine.com/publisher1103.php

RB is a fucking pimp...

If you look like the guy in your sig, you OWN

Yeaaaah :)

The funny thing is, that article talks about individuality and worldliness etc. Ever notice that most guys on Queer Eye that move in this direction have ball breaker girlfriends that castrate them on a daily basis. A real man would never let a woman intimidate them, ever.

then there are few real men out there - basically if you want a hot gf - you are going to pay for it with your soul.

She will cheat on you because she knows she can get any man out there, and is only waiting for a bigger bank account to walk by - nice guys dont have a chance out there when it comes to hot women - face it - stay single - and avoid all the shitty emotions that come from dating or being with a woman!!

She said you are her wet dream.
The gay man she can have sex with.

a nice way of calling you gay

http://www.metromen.com

But you'll mess your hair or chip a nail.

:1orglaugh

metrosexuals are the guys who spend way too much money on clothes, like girls do.

guys are guys, but guys who talk about fashion all day, and who enjoy talking to girls about make up mroe than they do maybe hanging weith some friends and kicking it. thats a metrosexual.

when guys start going shopping together in packs and going to the mall daily, you are metrosexual.

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0335/flylife.jpg

its not just about being clean etc, its guys who are into stuff like women but claim they are straight.

i cant imagine sitting around with my friends talking about clothes, or how to wear foundation, or how to highlight my hair. WTF?? I know its just conversations, but most men simply arent that way, so they are metrosexuals...

A Real Man would treat a women as his equal, and be with a woman that treated him as her equal. Don't the scales have to be balanced for things to work out well? That's my experience anyway.

Do You wear Brute ?:winkwink:

Metrosexuals are HOT

WOmen love gay men, and a metrosexual is just like a gay man, but he fucks women :thumbsup

i can imagine buying new clothes, tannings, styling your hair, shaving your dick and balls and even armpits, but talking about that with your friends..lol...

the reason you can do that is to get more women, but you shouldn't be really interested in talking about such stuff with other men :1orglaugh

the south park episode about metrosexuals rules.

"A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation."

http://www.wordspy.com/words/metrosexual.asp

metrosexuals are addicted to shopping the same way some women are.

the very act of shopping turns them on, the same way a woman gets excited about shopping.

i hate shopping for clothes

:thumbsup

the person who made up the term is Mark Simpson.

A hahahahahar who discovered the phenomenon of men reading magazines on how to wear make up etc, this is the earliest citation using the term <i>metrosexual</i> by the guy who invented it in 94.

"The promotion of metrosexuality was left to the men's style press, magazines such as The Face, GQ, Esquire, Arena and FHM, the new media which took off in the Eighties and is still growing (GQ gains 10,000 new readers every month). They filled their magazines with images of narcissistic young men sporting fashionable clothes and accessories. And they persuaded other young men to study them with a mixture of envy and desire.

Some people said unkind things. American GQ, for example, was popularly dubbed ''Gay Quarterly''. Little wonder that all these magazines ? with the possible exception of The Face ? address their metrosexual readership as if none of them were homosexual or even bisexual.
?Mark Simpson, "Here come the mirror men," The Independent, November 15, 1994 "

http://www.wordspy.com/words/metrosexual.asp

It means you're 3 drinks away from having a dick up your ass.

"A metrosexual is a clotheshorse wrapped around a dandy fused with a narcissist. Like soccer star David Beckham, who has been known to paint his fingernails, the metrosexual is not afraid to embrace his feminine side. Why "metrosexual"? The metro- (city) prefix indicates this man's purely urban lifestyle, while the -sexual suffix comes from "homosexual," meaning that this man, although he is usually straight, embodies the heightened aesthetic sense often associated with certain types of gay men.

Mark Simpson invented this term in 1994 (see the earliest citation, below), and it drifted slowly from one media source to another throughout the rest of 1990s and early 2000s. Then Simpson wrote another article about metrosexuals in the online magazine Salon.com on July 22, 2002, and the term took off. Since then it has been picked up by thousands of media outlets, has made numerous TV appearances, has spawned at least a couple of books, and has been dropped in untold numbers of cocktail party conversations. There is no escaping the metrosexual."

http://www.wordspy.com/words/metrosexual.asp

i dont now wath the fuck's that:1orglaugh

Fletch, you seem obsessed with this term, i wonder why? :Graucho :1orglaugh

maybe metrosexuality is kind of close to vanity, being so vain, I knew a lot of man who are alot vain that women, they care about their looks and all, facial, foot spa etc. I don't find them gay at all but sometimes its kind of awkward if my bf is more vain than me