DUGMOR - Needs your help to win " Best of Montreal " !
 

FILL OUT THE " BEST OF MONTREAL " BALLOT

It is that time a year agian where you can help me to win the " Best of Montreal "

I have won many catagories in the past but last year I was accused of spamming the polls .......... that is the reason why I had to add a lot more for you to add in.. A lot of them are bullsh*t and will only help to mess up there polls.


? Deadline for entries is April 22, midnight.
? Results will appear in the May 6 issue of the Mirror.


Special BOM Question

What?s the next hot neighbourhood and why?

St Denis and St.Catherine............ cuase that is where all the hookers are at !


Montrealers :

Best Montrealer : Dugmor

Worst Montrealer : Manny the Freak

Most desirable man : Dugmor

Most desirable woman : Maleiza

Best-dressed Montrealer : Dugmor , Malezia

Tackiest personality : Boneprone

Best Montreal weirdo : Dugmor

Best politician : Aaron M

Best political/social cause :Legalization of Pot

Loudest activist : Buggy G

Political gaffe of the year : Sponsorship Programs

Best local radio show : Bandit Radio

Best local radio host : BT

Best local newscaster: Spread 4 U

Best local TV personality: Malezia

Best sports personality: Lensman

Nightlife

Best bartender: Jman

Best watering hole : GFY

Best sleazy dive: Sleazy Dream

Best happy hour: Super Sexe

Best pickup spot : Grand Prix

Best-looking clientele: Downtown

Best terrasse : St. Supice

Best live venue : Fuf

Best lounge : Cafateria

Best jazz bar: Jello Bar

Best dance club: Aria

Best club night: Tuesday

Best afterhours: Aria

Best rave/party : Cream

Best strip club: Triple X

Best gay bar: Sisters

Best lesbian bar: Unity

Best drag queen Plastic Patrick

Best pool hall : La Scratch

Best comedy bar: GFY

Best standup comedian: Manny the Freak

Sexiest French pickup line: Yo Biatch ....... Suck my cock !

Music

Best musical act: GFY Band

Freakiest local act: Obscurcis Romancia

Most pretentious local act: Oxidized Faith

Heaviest local act: Obscurcis Romancia /Oxidized Faith

Best hip hop act: Shades of Culture

Best club DJ : Krosh

Best electronic act : One -976

Best jazz musician : Three Finger Slim

Best singer/songhahahahahar: Rebecca Ford

Best busker: One Arm Mike

Best local music label: Solid State

Film, Arts, etc.

Best actor : Dugmor

Best actress: Malezia

Best local filmmaker : Dugmor

Best play: Wit

Best dance company/choreographer: Solid State

Best spoken word act: Mordecai Richler

Best museum: Foufones Electriques

Best gallery Oboro

Best art exhibit: arte VISTA

Best author : Dugmor

Best magazine/zine : Skin Burned

Best cartoonist: Danny Lawless

Best fashion designer: Yso

Best graffiti crew : BP4L

Best festival: Jazz Festival

Consumer madness
Best clothing store (new) : Salvation Army

Best vintage clothing store: Holt Renfrew

Best hair salon Tonic

Best hair stylist: Nina TV

Best tattoo parlour: Adrenaline

Best tattoo artist: Buggy G

Best body piercing parlour: Adrenaline

Best record store (new): The Word

Best record store (used): Cheap Thrills

Best stereo store :L Exchange

Best musical instrument store: Chapters

Best computer store: Super Club

Best Internet Service Provider: Any one you are using

Best cinema (1st run): Open Face

Best rep cinema: Empire

Best video store: Argo

Best bookstore (new): Westcott Books

Best bookstore (used): Multimags

Best magazine store Nebula

Best comics store: Captain Quebec

Best bicycle store: Monsieur G

Best fitness club/gym: Priape

Best skate/snowboard shop : ABC Cycle and Sports

Best sports store: Sexe Cite

Best urban spa: Spa Diva

Best florist: Coupe Toque

Best health food store: Spoutik

Best kitsch/antique store: Sexe Cite

Best travel agency: Cheap Thrills

Best veterinarian : ?

Best sex shop : Priape

Best head shop: Treasure Chest

Chow time

Best cheap eats: Just Noodles

Best pricey eats: Moishe's

Best late-night eats: Club Sandwich

Best breakfast : Chez Cora

Best buffet : Le Commensal

Best African: Baton Rouge

Best Caribbean : Picks

Best Chinese : La Maison VIP

Best French: Eduarda

Best Greek : Arahova

Best Indian : Jardin du Cari

Best Italian: Soto

Best Japanese :Le Biboquet

Best Korean: Tim Hortans

Best Mexican : 3 Amigos

Best Middle-Eastern

Best Portuguese:Carlos & Pepe

Best Spanish: Buffet Maharajah

Best Thai :Casa Tapas

Best Vietnamese: Casa Napoli

Best bagel : Dads Bagel

Best barbecued chicken

Best burger: Mr Steer

Best falafel: Amir

Best fries : Frites Alors

Best noodles : Just Noodles

Best pizza: 2 for 1

Best poutine : La Belle Province

Best ribs: Bar B Barn

Best sandwich: Santropol

Best seafood : Desardina

Best smoked meat : Swartz

Best souvlaki: Chao Phraya

Best steak: La Premiere Moisson

Best vegetarian :Le Commensal

Best bakery: Au Pain Dore

Best coffee : Tribune Cafe

Best locally brewed beer : Brutopia

Best desserts/sweets: Franni's

Best ice cream : Dairy Queen




FILL OUT THE " BEST OF MONTREAL " BALLOT

wow typing that or filling that out is more work than i normally do in a couple days

:1orglaugh

good stuff dugmor you got my vote for many of the catergories!!!

Just copy and paste !

CTL C and CTL V !

Go Dugmor!!:thumbsup

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With your help I have won in the past !

Last Year 2003 the wrote I could not believe they accused me of trying to influence the vote !

TYC for best graffiti crew!

Best of Montreal 2001 ......... I won all the best catagories !

I really don't care if you change some of the catagories............ but what is very important is that you make sure you put " Dugmor " and " Malezia " in all the right places !

Thanks in Advance !

Get your ass back to Montreal, Dug....

I swear the dancers at "Downtown" are in mourning....I think I actually heard something about a small shrine being built...hehehe

The city misses those dreads, hon...hope the travels are treating you well... :)

*hugs*

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Don't forget about Manny The Freak

Best Greek : Arahova

no way! it sucks balls

I will be back for June , July and August .......... Gala Film sold the hahahahahahahahay to the networks and has 2 million usd to produce the hahahahahahahahary on me !

This summer will be great ........... I have a chopper built to rip around Montreal !

Put what ever you want........... just remember to put " Dugmor " and " Malezia " in the right places !

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I have to win " Montrealer Closest to Hell " !

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I have won this event before............ for sure I have to win it agian !:thumbsup

I'll fill that in when I got time. Thats one huge form :Graucho

Thanks.............. I know it is long. But just add some stuff in so it looks real.

The most important part to fill in are " Dugmor " and " Malezia "

Malezia has never won yet , but Sweet Dominique got honarable mention for Most Desirable Woman "

I'm here to help! Consider it done!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH !

I'm a great copy and paster

I only need a few votes to win .......but everyone vote counts !

Nice goatee dude! :Graucho

Thanks........... you know it is really cold in the winter in Montreal, so I hate to shave !

It was 22 outside today!

Dugmor you'll have my vote :thumbsup

Well since I am sitting pool side right now .......... that sounds cold !:thumbsup

THANK YOU VERY MUCH :thumbsup

And September too :winkwink:

You have my votes Dug! :)

September I will be in Quebec City !

Haha

OMFG you OWN

I threw a few odd ones in there to mess up the polls cuase they pissed me off for this letter they published the week after

Weirdo upset with obscurity

thats way to much work

I just filled everything :P I might own 50 % of a commensal in ottawa in a year or two . Project on the ice

Just fill out a few but make sure you put Dugmor and Malezia is the right places.

I had to put some more answers this year so I would not be disqualified !

Really ? I used to go to the one on St. Denis all the time !

I put you in as " Best sports personality: Lensman " ......... I hope you don't mind !

Oups sorry, it posted twice...