What boring/routine/hard webmaster tasks would you like to pay someone to do 4 you?
 

Besides design, that is.

Make me money.

Ill go with that

thats would be a pretty popular one

Yes. Maybe by reducing your labor overhead or freeing up your time so you can finetune and optimize your business, you can make more money.

But which specific tasks?

I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.

make $$$, posting here

For me personally I might be into avs, toplist and linklist submissions. Fuck TGP.

Interesting.... Toplists.


There's many ways to make money off TGPs than just submitting galleries. Running a TGP (a whole network) could be quite lucrative.:2 cents:

Good answer.:1orglaugh :helpme

Vinson vs. Meritor Savings put an end to such practices :thumbsup

taking care of my kids .. and hit their mother once in a while ... what will that cost me ? :Graucho

Yeah but I don't fuck with tgp because it's shitty and giving away free porn is only fucking up the industry.

Here's a question $5 - you've got all this cheap labour, why don't you just employ them all to crank out stuff for you all day rather than selling your workers' labour for $5 an hour or whatever it is?

I already do.

Yeah but why have they got enough free time for you to be able to whore them out for $5 an hour? Not attacking, just curious - if I had an army of worker bees I could always find something for them to be doing.

Oh yeah I forgot to add that

Just excess labor for outside jobs and am still expanding. Just hired 4 people today.

We also offer a wide range of services from writing, to analysis, to promotions, to form submissions.

Any more tasks out there that is too expensive to do in your locale?

watermark movies
make screencaps from movies

oh yeah
and members area updates

im having a run here lol
need someone to create freesites too

Script?

SEO


:)

no
throw together the content
upload it
update the database (with the script)
and post the news

something like that
the job i am doing right now lol

Will cranking out article heavy pages that hit your keyword qualify under this?:thumbsup

I have a boring and simple but time consuming, one that I just don't have time for..... One of the sites I took over had its members area in a mess....thumbnails were actually the full image, slow loading and galleries a mess, with image filesizes crazily huge, so it loads slow as hell.

All the galleries have to redone, and images resized, then reuploaded to the server in replacement, also new thumbs made for the index page of each content section....

Boring, simple and just not something I'm enthused about :winkwink:

Ivy

Making Free Hosted Galleries ready & Writing promo texts :thumbsup


If you're intrested you know my ICQ :winkwink:

how about crop images and put them into a gallery template

1. Make coffee for me and turn the heat on in the office since the crew turned it off the night before and you sit here freezing your balls off for the 1st hour til it warms up.

2. Get my galleries on the hun / worldsex / al4a at top position each day by matter of using your charm and not costing any money to the organization.

3. Get the organizations conversions to 1:1 on all traffic.

4. Pickup my wife from work each day, take her shopping, carry all her bags / jackets / coats and listen to her bitch about how I am working all time with my imaginary friends.

5. See 4.

6. Get 100% of all adult internet traffic directed at my sites.

If you can accomplish those goals, hit me on ICQ anytime.

gallery reviewing?

Video editing, watermarking and encoding.

:1orglaugh Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?

definately!

I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.


Lisa X

No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to. :winkwink:

No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to. :)

Not to be rude, but if you're hot I'm sure you could find quite a few guys to do that. I'd consider doing it if I liked what I saw. :winkwink:

Cheers,
Matt

We can do that. I've hired more people we should have more video capacity soon.

Some things just can't be outsourced :)

Any other tasks?