One year without masturbating...
 

At 6:54PM Pacific Standard Time, July 27th, 2003, I vow that I will go the next 365 days without masturbating.

Think I can do it? Anyone want to place bets on my weakness?

hehehe

Bullllshittttttt No way in hell yooooo cant be done impossible

quick, someone post some manboobs

i bet $100 you won't last 1 month

I'll take you on that bet.500 bucks :glugglug

What do I win if I call it right?



I say you'll be master of your domain for........... what's today? Sunday?..... k, I say you're back here fessing up by Thursday, Friday at the lastest.

How about I hook a fleshlight up to one of these..

http://www.lynxmotion.com/images/index/new5aa01.jpg

.. and ship it to you? Then we'll see how self controlled you are.

Your definatly gonna have a problem.

Think about the repercussion's, you might turn religeous on us, ya might just snap. Worse case scenerio ya may end up at Taco bell paraphrasing Corintheans.

Why not be real bold and cut out sex too?

I will give people odds, I bet he wont jerk off once in the course of a year, Any takers?

:1orglaugh

Pipe down, you're spoiling my fun.

Haha! Pipecrew, you like losing money eh?

Sorry, I'm not about to risk 500 bucks on someone's honesty, not where flogging the bishop is concerned anyway.

Unless he's on 24 hour video surveilance for the entire year...... :Graucho

I'll admit it right here right now. I couldn't do it.



Maybe if someone were offering me enough money, say $100k or more. But fuck, a whole year. Oye!

Dude, you are content and have a live in GF with a bambino. You can claim special circumstances.

True. For the record, I have no girlfriend, wife, or fuck buddy. I'm just strong willed, I think I can do it!

I'll take bets on this one. He does sound pretty determined, so the payout is only 3:1 if you bet against him and win.

Who thinks they can triple their money?

I once went over 6 months, but a year may be tough:winkwink:

If he is single and will be having no sex whatsoever, no nothing, then I would say there is no way in hell he'll make it past week 1 let alone a whole year.


You all saw what happened on Seinfeld when they tried this "master of my domain" shit. :1orglaugh

Gotta Clean the Pipes, don't want Prostate Cancer!

Alrightie.... multiple choice

He's making this claim actually because...

A) He broke his magnifying glass
B) He wore it out already
C) Tweezer chafe!
D) It fell off from misuse and abuse

yeah if you got a nice girl who puts out whenever basically, then i could do it easily but just single with no sex or just the odd fling... nuh uh.

that was my situation too and I made it over 6 months

he just wants us to post nude pics

Ok, I just secured the first bet for $20 with "Danny". Muahaha!

SUICIDE :1orglaugh

Not too many people willing to put their money where their mouths are.

Wonder why?

Does Sly's iron willed determination make you ashamed of your pitiful lack of self control?

You'll end up with prostate cancer. Didn't you hear the study they release a few weeks ago? Strokin' the glistener keeps your willy healthy.

http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid...rostate_cancer

If you want to go through with this, there has to be some rules and regulations laid down. But since we have no way of knowing, it seems pointless. Also, not ejaculating for extended periods of time is very unhealthy and as far as I know can lead to complications with your prostate.

Aside from that, you also happen to be a guy, so I highly doubt you could go without any kind of stimulation for a year. But I'll tell you what, it would almost be worth it just to see what it feels like to masturbate again after a year, assuming everything still worked, you'd probably blow a hole in the ceiling.

Play for some real cash,I would take those 3 to 1 odds if they were offered.But how do we monitor you? I want a cam setup.:glugglug

Hell no. I just enjoy a good wank. :thumbsup

50 bucks bets you cant hold out for more then 3-4 days.

dont do it

that's how son of rage became rappist :(

If there was a way to document this, i believe you would have all the action you could handle on this bet. The line would snake out the door and down the street of webmasters with fistfulls of greenbacks.

I dont see the point of this though, why deny yourself one of life's great joys?

Maybe I should rig my place with web cams?

Still not good enough. Guys beat off everyplace, not just at home.

So what do you suggest?

Damn, no killing kittens for a year sounds pretty tough dude.

No I just beat off at home :glugglug

fuck if i know. Im with the crowd that is yanking on the lil guy, i dont want to ponder going a year without.